D' is for D'ick and D'iary

2007-08-25T15:30:00.000+08:00

WARNING : NOT FUNNY AGAIN

FORT MINOR LYRICS "Slip Out The Back"

Listen its like poker you can play your best

But you got to know when to fold your cards and take a rest

And know when to hold your cards and hold your breath

And hope that nobody else is stacking the deck because

I don't need to tell you that life isn't fair, it doesn't care

It arbitrarily cuts off your air, and like you I want someone to say its OKAY

Life is like Poker. ( school)

During a very boring lecture, I once thought of this. “If there was one thing you could learn and benefit most from in class, what would be it?”Straight away, my brain felt alive and kicking, Ninjitsu? To defend myself from enemies? Or weaponry, learning to kill with just a bullet, wouldn’t that just be exhilarating. Why not soccer, so I’ll be a famous star like David Beckham (who is so famous his name is even included in my Microsoft word dictionary. Wow) after much deliberation, I threw away my boyish childhood dreams and finally settled upon a logical choice. Poker. It’s a game full of flair and heart.

For the unknowing, it’s a card game ( which is banned in school) in which the players draw cards and try to use the betting of their stakes to impress, mislead or utterly crush his opponent. And yes, money, the ever exciting stimulant is involved. One can be a millionaire from just one nail-biting round, or a pauper who has his cash mercilessly torn from him. It’s a cruel game, I must admit.“

Gambling is a vice, you’ll be hooked on it and will keep losing money till you end up being hacked to death by a loan shark who wasted five pig heads on you, before he realised you didn’t get the message.” Very true indeed.

First, let me ask you a question. Isn’t life a gamble? Every day, you walk out on the streets, as you cross the road, don’t you weigh the risks that a truck is going to steamroll over you? Perhaps it’s because the chances of that is negligible, and that urges you to place your bet, which in this case, your life, on the action of crossing the road. Even a simple thing like crossing the road, can be broken up into a game of poker. What more life, in a macro view, it itself is a game of costly poker.In it, there can only be two outcomes.

You win, or you lose. When to buy a house, when to sell it; How to get promoted, how not to get demoted; When to spend and when to save. Aren’t all these choices with risks involved in the game of life? To succeed, one must make the best choices and have the heart to stomach the risks. From the above, it brings us back to our point. How do you train this skill? That’s when poker comes into play. It teaches you how to make do with what you have, and transform it into something better. When dealt with an ugly hand, one would know when to fold and take a rest. Analogize this to stop pursuing a lost cause. However when dealt with a trump card, you would know how to press on to maximize your wins. This is the essence of success.

Maybe you’ll lose, after all life is unpredictable. Yet, with this refined skill, success in anything would come much easier, and losses minimized. In conclusion, we can see that the skill of playing poker can be applied to life itself.

On a completely unrelated and random note, I am still wondering if choosing the risky option of submitting my blog on Saturday , one day past the deadline would be realised and punished by our fair English-teacher in-charge.

2007-08-21T18:01:00.000+08:00

Debunking the myths and truths of Skipping Classes(Teenage Issues)

I love the thrill of skipping classes. Your heart beating in your chest like a blacksmith at work, as the teacher walks pass your hide-out unknowingly. Muscles clench and breathing quickens as pure adrenaline takes over, yet amidst these stages of ‘high’ you begin to smile uncontrollably and unexplainably. The sheer pleasure of evading yet another authority really releases the stress that has accumulated throughout the week.

Getting caught is feared. This is a risk, like everything else in life. When capture is imminent, any trace of pleasure or enjoyment evaporates like water on a frying pan. It fizzes out, bringing you back to the real world. Where you are no longer a spy on a mission, but a nerdy school kid who has to follow the strict regiments of the school. An onslaught of guilt rushes over the body like a tidal wave, simply put, this is the worst feeling, and you’d never want to feel this twice.

Yet, there is an unspoken rule among the fellow misbehaving students who have been hooked onto this ill practice. One for all, All for one. There are two sides of a coin when being AWOL. When caught, one can only swear that the unlucky fellow holds to this sacred unspoken rule. That’s just one scenario. Any scenario is when your friend is discovered, the guilt causes you to do irrational things. For some illogical reason, you mind forces your body out of your comfy hideaway to give yourself up. Personally, I’ve never understood why this is so. It has happened to be a few times in my life, although the most rational thing was to stay put and wait till the storm is over, your butt is just jolted by this bolt lightning that forces you to give yourself up. Funny isn’t it?

You may ask “Aren’t you being stupid by giving yourself away? Now your English teacher knows that you skip classes! Dimwit! “Well, I’m only writing this article because of an unfortunate incident today. To make a long story short, I got caught for well, skipping classes of course. That motivated me to write this article.

I’m not being proud of myself or showing off. I feel that a common way of reprimand by teacher is asking. “Do you know you are breaking school rules? Then why do you still do it? WHO DO YOU Think YOU ARE?!” Well, it’s obvious that students like me, are fully aware of the school rules. As recorded in Sun Tzi “Art of War”, to defeat an enemy, you must first understand him, with reference to the school rules and breaking of it. Why do I do it? Personally, I find that question hard to answer, with hundreds of reasons that seem to be floating around my head, yet none distinct enough. I did it frankly because of the stress, and the excitement it seems to give me. Lastly, in defence of my actions, I feel that I think I am still young, at least relatively, so in comparison to Singapore’s aging population. Let me quote a line from the blockbuster movie hit Transformers. The leading actor said “60 years down your life, would you regret not taking that chance and getting into the car ( autobot ). “ This is relevant to the situation now. How can one be a perpetual stick in the mud and rule abider? 50 years later what would you remember of your childhood? Going for assembly or skipping and having a good time? This is a bold statement and I had qualms typing it but I believe it needs to be said.

To conclude, I want to reiterate that I’m not blasting the teachers or being a smart alec, I’m just trying to present another viewpoint, my perception.

writer: " heres something more sombre from me. and a relief from chuanhongs ego-ness. i got caught for ponning 2day><>

2007-04-25T09:26:00.000+08:00

Best of DickDiaries ( i forgot how lame i used to type ) :P Enjoy & remember - Jason
http://thedickdiaries.blogspot.com/2006_09_01_archive.html
(shirt tucking & wedgie guide )

http://thedickdiaries.blogspot.com/2006_08_01_archive.html

boomerang& lists of addiction to school & BGR list

spitting & rg dance concert & training omg what fun!!!!!!

http://thedickdiaries.blogspot.com/2006_10_01_archive.html
bowling& parkour + lennies fight with a half nude man :)
yanwei's post on me and elias burps+farts+ jingwens post on the attractive male.

Thanks guys for all your support :)
Love Jason,Lennie,Elias,Fatty ( Daniel )

2007-04-11T22:20:00.000+08:00

We're wondering whether we should come back.

It has been more than 3 months since our last actual update, and after that it was more or less random posts. We stopped posting as much as we did because the excitement grew off, and we started to see each other less often because of the separation in classes.

Nevertheless, we are doing our Research Education project together this year, and so, we will likely be restarting, if time permits, because we get to do crazy stupid things together again. Soon.

We should be quite loud if we do. So.
LOOK OUT FOR US.

For our visitors who have kept visiting since we stopped, thanks. Hopefully, you'll get what you come here for, soon, soon, soon.

Please indicate whether you want us to do so in the tagboard, such that we have a fair idea of our current audience outreach. (:

2007-03-13T09:19:00.000+08:00

wazzup. Posting this holiday special. xD

" Can everyone bring their own rugby balls tomorrow, if not it will be pt ( physical training ) ." Such were the words of my senior to instill fear into his young and innocent juniors/slaves.
Yesterday we training liked a 'babarian team'
no balls.
no coach
no spirit
nothing.

WE TRAINED OURSELVES XD

So there was leonard screaming : " GUY COULD YOU PLEASE LISTEN TO ME. PLEASE THEN I GIVE YOU WATER BREAK "

There was arif flashing middle finger at luwei for not passing him the ball.

There were 3 topless dudes taking the opputunity to show their 6 pacs and walking around the field.

So after so-called training. Leonard came up to me. grabbed me , and whispered like a old granny : " Jason, why have you not been listening to me. Can you focus or not "

" Can Can. But can u stop talking in your ang-moh accent. damn bloody irritating leh "

K AFTER TRAINING

WENT TO PLAY POOL WITH seniors and friends. I was stopped outside the damn pool hall by some security guard for not wearing covered shoes. i was wearing my sexy slippers.'
desperate times call for desperate measures. I took out my boots. wore them and trotted happily into the hall, beaming away at everyone.
turns out my boots were my lucky charm and i got a win-lost record of

6-2

x)

mind you there weren't noobs.

UPDATED-JASON GOH

2006-12-25T21:45:00.000+08:00

11 reasons why you should date a swimmer:
1. They only do it in the water.

2. They know all the strokes.

3. They love going fast.

4. They are use to wearing next to nothing in front a group of people.

5. Breastroke is favorite to many.

6. Others like it on their back.

7. They are experts at putting rubbers on their heads, and can cap it fast.

8. They are use to taking in large amounts of fluid.

9. They are firm believers that practice will make you better, and will do it at anytime: day or night

.10. They are use to doing things again and again, 'til we can't go on any longer'.

11. The entry is really important! ( plunge ) I THOUGHT OF THIS

2006-12-25T09:31:00.000+08:00

Merry Christmas Everyone!'

ho ho ho

Guide to Goodbyes

2006-12-24T13:24:00.000+08:00

Alright, i finally found the time to post this. Not that i was very busy this holiday, but, well, i just couldn't find much time to blog.

So here we are. I've reposted the previous Guide to Greetings right below this, for easy reference. (:

Guide to Goodbyes!
There are a few categories of goodbyes, namely offensive, loving, friendly and can't-be-bothered.

bye
Rather can't-be-bothered style. Just a standard, normal bye. Not too special, not very unfriendly either.
rating: **

bb
Quite bad. Extremely can't-be-bothered, to a degree where one can't be bothered to even type out a goodbye in its fullest form. If you're getting this rather often, most likey your friends do not have a real keyboard, or you are not really popular.
rating: *

k
Holy shit. I would back off if i were you. People don't seem to like you much.
rating: *

screw off.
Hmmm. Big problem. I think i would recommend "How to Win Friends and Influence People" by Dale Carnegie. Once you get these sort of goodbyes, you're gonna need the stuff in the book definitely. The world ain't good for people who get told a 'screw off' to their faces man.
rating: NA

see you/cya
A rather positive reply. In most cases, the person means it and would like to see you again. Of course, if you've never met that person before, most likely he/she doesn't mean it to 'see you'.
rating: ***

miss you!
Come on, someone really misses you. If you see this. Usually if you don't miss someone, or if that someone is no one special, you won't say goodbye in this manner.

i found this is the drafts

2006-12-21T21:34:00.000+08:00

MARK TAY

Well here i am to expound on the story on the rivalry between Mark Tay and Me. Don't get me wrong, we are the best of friends. But our lives are simply too conflicting. We are a part of the 8 people that a competing to play first team as flanker B'Div.
Lets bring the date back to sec 1.
He was scrawny, short, weak, unfit. And wasn't in the C div team.
I was Fat, Taller, Beefy, wasn't exactly fit also. But i was in the C div team.

Now times have changed, and i must declare the all out public war with him.
He is lean, tall, dam strong, and damn fit. And is in the b div team
I am Fat, short, weak, and damn unfit. But , perhaps by a mere stroke of luck i am in the b div team.

So the war begins.

Read his nickname, and my nickname. there are exactly the same.

Mine: Aim-Marktay Achieve-Winning Mark Tay Excel- in whatever marktay wants to compete in

His : Aim-Jason Achieve-Winning Jason Excel- in whatever Jason wants to compete in

My goals are to be stronger than him by June, as he has caught up with me in that, after training rigourously,

We use arm wreastling as a gauge. Tho' you might say "Thats childish..." It uses Forearm strength .WHATEVER

This primative contest shall decide who is stronger. And is a matter of pride for both of us!!!!!!

DIE MARK TAY.

Tomorrow go gym together :)

2006-12-20T13:56:00.000+08:00

Jason's Profile
LMAO this intro is hilarious! Once again, thanks to Jonny, the intro writer.The most charming hero who ever stepped onto the battlefield, Jason's strengths lie on his sharp tongue and his mastery in the art of tackling. Long lost legend has it that this hero found a glowing crystal right below the altar in the temple of the Gryphon. Upon mere contact with the crystal, Jason transformed into his large and supernatural form. However, he still maintains his handsome looks and his sharp tongue. One of his abilities would be to use his totem-like arms to slam an opponent into the hard ground, causing concussions. His foul tongue is also very alive on the field, much to the disappointment of the enemy. His most heartbreaking ability would be to capture the hearts of not the enemy, but their loves themselves. This results in the lost morale of the enemy and causes devestating effects to enemy heroes. Ahh, the power of love. Protect your girlfriends, if you were to face this handsome yet fearsome hero.Enter...the Jason.
www.thejacksonbrothers.blogspot.com
for more details

2006-12-19T22:46:00.000+08:00

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at last i posted. back from YOUTH CAMP (: Jason wont like hearing this, but nvm

GOD RAWKS totally. hehz yea

you see me playing, singing... you see kirk sleeping on the bed, jireh making a entrance and a guest appearance to sing for my new cover... and i had the honour of being videoed by the johnson, the 'peter jackson'... its okay if you only know me yup..

WELL YOUTH CAMP WAS REALLY GREAT. the only thing lacking was the facilities... the chalet 'rocked' to the extent that we had to bathe outside our hut (: yea, fivesome bathing with a little soap and some shampoo.. and tap water (: we had to contend with a bat living in our hut and it peed too.. the stench of ammonia permeated the air yupp... zzzzzz but it was the best one could ever dream of (: haha yupp!

dont mind that weird me hahah, crapping about once in a while is fun. click on that video to view other the other weird escapades we had in vfc youth camp BEYOND (: HAHAH

2006-12-19T22:12:00.000+08:00

Today i was suppose to play pool with meng siew and his sis. BEFORE ANY OF YOU HAVE ANY THOUGHTS...shes twenty. and my 16 yr old bro was also going., but he smsed early in the morn, told me he couldn't make it, and i found out later he went to the hospital. So i played my xbox for ONCE in my life. and with the help of my cousins ++ i managed to make a sexy car, that if i had in real life. would attract 3000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 chicks.

IF.

Pool-ed with my brother. Got trashed. After pool, we decided to walk to parkway under the rain. En route, we wanted to take the short cut and climb over the divider. You know. the spiky one. I attempted to go underneath, while he, being taller tried to go over. Neither of us were sucessful, as i was too fat, and his balls were to big and kept getting hooked. So like dumb dumbs we just ran back across the road.

I almost slipped thrice. REALLY SLIPPERY.

Love the rainy weather. :)

2006-12-16T20:54:00.000+08:00

I am currently reading this book.Jeffrey Archer A Prison Diary Volume I HELL

A brilliant book done by this writer, whom i have heard of, but never read his books untill i fished this out of my cupboard. Extremely vivid, and written in detail. Advising fellow book-shrews ( shrews are enemies of worms get it? ) to read it. Particularly if you like to find out more about your may-be future home.
I am not trying to be funny, but this is one pretty good book. And for the sake of Singapore's future society members, i am advising all of you to read this and its sequels. Toodles!

2006-12-16T11:10:00.000+08:00

here are the pictures
Jeremy (brother) , chamaine , shane , demi , Me, Jasper ( asshole who maphacked on battlenet and got me banned)

2006-12-14T17:29:00.000+08:00

13 Dec 06, 21:14anon: please post. been waiting for updates.

Sigh i guess i have to post again. This time i shall do it entirely in red. Well the reason why i am not posting, its because personally i find it a chore, well the things i do for you guys....

I have been doing some pretty interesting stuff, help catch a theif , went to japan , plane troubles. The usual cool stuff that follows me around i guess.

Have any of your ever caught a theif? most of you probably never even seen a theif, thieved, or got theived. How about an OLD THEIF.
That day i was out at centre point with my aunt and granny accopanying them to buy winter clothes, as they were going to japan too. Just that they were there to Ski, so they needed some ski-pants blah blah bleargh.

As i went up the escalator with my Grandmother, cousin, and lil brother in tow, there was a loud, commotion below. Two old security guards were chanting into their walkie talky and pointed at my direction. ' i think those old fogeys were actually talking to each other. Pretty dumbifying. when your 20cm from the other guy.
Now where was i , in my story? Oh yeah thanks for telling me, the escalator.... An old women, probabaly around her late 60s was just SPRINTING up the escalator with such vigor, pretty incredible. She pushed my cousin, the latter moved up a step , she shoved her again and started STRIPPING AS SHE RAN. 'Siao women so blooody rude' my ever-so-vocal ahmah ejaculates.
I have seen enough lame run-of-the-mill movies where this spy gets the disc containing infomation on plans to dominate the world and is running away from the bad guys, I KNEW that this was certainly a theft - classic abeit singaporean and more...hmmm more SENIOR participants.
TEARING off her black jacket was a white blouse, and that old suspected-theif ran down a exit shaft. I contemplated giving chase, being such a big , muscular, powerful, swift, deft, ME. I was afraid that if i stopped her, i would accidentally kill her, . BAH stop laughing!!!! FINE the real reason- i was afraid that i was wrong and she was not a theif, end up like a gundu and so paiseh if i catch her.
''Ah peh security who looks older thaan the theif " runs up the escalator and looks around lost. Figurin that i might help i pointed to the hallway and told him where she went and that she was wearing white. not black.
2 minutes later. they emerge , with the old lady staring at the ground clutching her hands. saying 'I NVR TAKE ANYTHING..x6 "

ok thats the theif story.

Japan story
So japan was a thriller. My first thought of japan are the toilets. It lets u take a dump, sprays ur ass, dries it. Its like a carwash, hmm buttwash.
Aeroplane there was smoooth, slept most of the way tho. transit at tokyo, took a domestic flight to hokkaido. Its bleeding COLD down therre. the biting wind ran thru my jeans with easy.... In the tour bus, the tour guide introduced himself as roy and...later to come. we came to discover him as a terrific tour guide with a witty sense of humour. * like me*
Food in japan is okay i guess. Salmon. How many of your think its DELICIOUS, hmmm HIGH CLASSED if your like it. and EXPENSIVE?
Come to japan and you realise. IT SUCKS, THEIR CHEAPEST FISH, AND AINT HIGH CLASS AT ALL.
Steamboat in japanese is pronounced as 'nabei' SERIOUS!
Crab in japanese is "kanina" I SWEAR I AINT LYING
We have crab steamboat almost everyday.. as hokkaido is famous for the steam boat.

SO the waitress : " Sumi ma sei ! -simi ma sian, Kaninabei" as she lays the steamboat on our table. hilarious.

I went snowmobiling and got to drive a snowmobile alone, Pretty much like motorcycle. I almost froze as it snowed very heavily as we journeyed up the mountian trail for 1 hour. I swopped 2 pairs of gloves twice, but no difffernce the snow still managed to creep in and melt, and then FREEZE. freezing my fricking fingers.
This couple behind me, omg The man sucked in driving, and it almost seemed deliberate as he literrally crashed into snowpiles and got stuck at every bend, thus slowing the 20+ convoy of snowmobile. Try snowmobling, but trust me it aint cheap.

SAMPLES . Japan people are extremely gregorious. i hate my brother he is an asshole i hate him to the core. piece of shit. fat transfat asshole
sorry, that asshole just maphacked on stadard and got me banned F*T U!piece of shit

Plane ride home was rocky, with alot of turbulence. almost landed at kuala lumpur due to the weather. damn scary. the pilot cannot even talk proper english.

finally i want to end this post by saying

jasper is a piece of shit, dont maphack on bnet

Talk Cock

2006-11-30T11:24:00.000+08:00

we had this during our last history lesson...eric koh does have humour...esp with his contorted smile that charms us eh... zzzz

i couldnt find it but wow...

it appeared in whattoblogah tooo haahahahhhah

2006-11-30T11:07:00.000+08:00

ANYONE UP FOR POOL TODAY 1PM

PMS

2006-11-29T13:12:00.000+08:00

scary funny monstery...

Im not being chauvinistic.
pms is the real trial of a marriage, so it isnt that bad. dont worry (:
haahah is ur marriage bulit on a rock

or sand? ahaahahahahah

Im just sharing this with D'D fans hhahah.
must cite this: from whattoblogah.blogspot.com

(: lennie says that jamming is bad for health

why jam when u have the daniels hse to jam... mmhm

2006-11-29T10:22:00.000+08:00

Back from thailand . Had one heck of a wild time there. Did tons of bad stuff.

First Day

Hmm woke, neighbour sent me to the airport. Sat with Luwei and Eddie ( some mynmar dude who gets bullied ).

On the aeroplane

Eddie: Eh luwei luwei luwei...blah blah blah My first time take aeroplane from SINGAPORE wah so cool .

Luwei : STFU! Im busy go talk to jason.

Me : ROFL!!!!!!!

So on and on this cycle continues everytime Eddie tries to talk to Luwei or Me .

So we reached Bangkok. Had this sexy english speaking guide called BIRD. Damn funny. Birdy!

I roomed with Haris. Another rugger of my position. Damn funny, everytime he shower he must put powder one. Soon i took after him . Oh btw we roomed in Bangkok Royal Palace. I think.

Went swimming.

At night we played Blackjack. With Drunk Junchang as the banker. WTF he BANLUCK everytime. Then whenever he do that. We pretend to fall asleep and dao him LOL. Then EVEN WORSE. HE GOT TRIPLE 7 HOW FRIGGIN RARE IS THAT. He demanded us to pay 3 times the amt. Actually it was 7 times, thankfully he was drunk. After drinking half a bottle of bacardi lime or something. He had to wash it down with 2 bottles of mineral water. Nub. Oh yeah there was a pool table downstairs so we played pool whenever we could. Basically i teamed with my coach rhys everytime. He is damn pro. So we were the king of the ring all the time, so we diddnt pay for the pool. Record : 13-1.

Day 2

second day was our first match,against the 4th in thailand.so we woke up early had breakfastn the selected 23(there were 33 of us)which consists of a balance of experienced n inexperienced dudesgot together n discussed team goals n so on n so forth

we did really badly for the first halfkos their backs were really erm.. evasive

then we sorted out things n the inexperienced dudes weere replaced wif the pro ones n we owned them during the second half with2 tries from us n no tries from them.however we still lost but we knew we did brilliant for our second half24-17

OH BTW I WASN'T even in the goddamn reserve. HAH THATS WHY THEY LOSE.

drank and played poker with coach rhys at night. lost to the core.

Day 3
training started off fun. But soon the intensity picked up . I got banged pretty hard in my thigh. Same as Marcus Koe. But the difference is that i went back to train more. and hobble around. While he chose to slack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Bugger. But the training was extrememly useful.

At nite, went to the night market. didnt buy much. becuz Bryan koh kept telling me in chinese not to buy. BASKET.

Day 4
fourth daytraining in the morning...gosh we were uber fucked

the weather...zomgnevertheless

we slogged out like madn when we tot training was overwe were punished to run "suicides"which was basically running across the fieldin varying distancesreason being?we brought 2 balls insted of 3
My fault

went to mbk shopping centrewhich is like the orchard road of s'poren shopped like crazyalot of fun

Poker + pool + drinks at night as usual

Day 5

I was sppose to play on firsteam bdiv against the 3rd best school in thailand. Woke up . Chatted with junchang and started saying with him "best for the last "
Hah i was playing Number 8. Not my normal position . Well im still quite small.

tough game. I lift tackle a fatty and dumped him on his head. LOL
Then another fatty ran on me. I tackled him. But was knocked senseless. At that point i thought my shoulder popped. But after 5 minutes the feelin came back. SO CHIONG AGAIN LA

Coach rhys thought i did fantastic.
excellent for rucks,mauls n lineout n tackling

But :( i was said to be easily put to ground. Bah im so small.

Anyway he said in the IPA ( Individual player analysis ) i was ascendent to the other flanker / number 8

Well i need to start gyming. He has the impression i gym once a week. Actually i dont even do that.
Bah ok i swear i will start now.

Lol anyway we won them . Scoring 2 rocketing trys when we were down 36-29.

Day 6
decided to skip breakfast. too damn tired lol. didnt even drink last nite.

lol before going off the hotel. junchang gave me a bottle of bacardi. so me and luwei wen to the toilet to drink it. we opened it on the door hatch and we spilled it everywhere LOL but we drank it all.SHIOK

Hmmm got on the plane with some grumpy stranger .
He quarrelled with the air stewardess over me. lol.

Firstly when he asked for straitimes they declared that they had no straittimes. Just 1 minutes after that. A air stewardess came over and started giving out strattimes LOL? Well i got it and then shared with my co-seater.

Next comes the big thing. I called 4 times for orange juice. after 40 minutes nothing came. Then i pressed the red button to call for the flight attendent. 2 minutes later. There was an announcement that there was turbulence in front and that everyone had to return to their seats. This flight steward walks up to our seat visibly upset. Turns off the signal and told off.my co seater that he had to go back and why he press the button when there was turbulence.

Obviously my coseater was pissed and went to confront him.

Later he demanded to see the superior. and i just sniggered. while he complained.

Him: YOU SHHHHH...SHUDDAP IM daM PISSED NOW . LET ME TALK FIRST. WHAT KIND OF SERVICE IS THIS. MY FIRST TIME ON THAI AIRWAYS. ALL I HEARD WAS GOOD STUFF.

Oh i finally got my orange juice.

After i got off the plane. I spotted husaini with 4 BIG BAGS of GOODIES. So strange. I asked him how come he buy so much duty free. why so rich. Turns out this dumb guy was around the alcohol section and spun around, knocking 4 bottles of wine on the floor and bvreaking them...He was forced to pay 9k baht. Luckily Mr faizal our coach paid for him. Lol So he got the goodies that came witht he bag LOL.

Dumb

Ok here i am back in singapore.

Supposed to play pool wiht Bryan Joel, Dixon and coach rhys at dhouby ghaut. Cancelled. So imma play pool alter at 1 at katong with brother.

PICTURES
Disclaimer: I will not explain the pictures. Use your imagination.

2006-11-23T20:21:00.000+08:00

Guide to Greetings
Your everyday 'hellos' and 'his' decoded!

Hello everyone. Today we are going to talk about our greetings! Not in the real world though, but on MSN. With no expressions or whatnots, how are basic greetings interpreted? Well, we shall see.

HEY!
Now this is enthusiastic. It's both trying to get your attention without making it sound too unfriendly, irritating, or bored. in a sense its like and exclamation:
"HEY! Haven't talked to you for so long!"
rating:****

hey
Wants your attention, but does not want to look overeager. A lot of the time it's used to talk to love interests, whether guys or girls. This is a "safe" way of greeting, neither overeager-sounding nor unfriendly-sounding.
rating:****

heyyyyy
Silly really. just dragging on a bit, makes it sound kind of CutE CuTe WoHrX.
rating:***

hello
Nothing special. just mundane and boring, used to ask lousy stuff like when do you have to hand up your #@%$&@% assignment.
rating:**

oi
Usually used on people you know you have nothing to lose from if offended, or people you know will not get offended. Also, do not ever use this on your love interest, it gives the impression that you can't care less.
rating:**

OI
A capitalised form of the greeting above. Packs a lot more punch and impact. Usually used on someone who has already offended you, and when you want to offend him back. Also gets one's attention quick, use it when someone is taking forever to join the Bnet game that you've already created. For example:
"OI WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO RETURN ME MY $#%@#&$ MONEY???"
rating:***

hi3Xx/h311ox/h3Yz!
Complicated, complicated, complicated. At least it looks like. This example is rather exxagerated, but it does happen. Sometimes i wonder why people have so much time to type this way. Usually a sentence is written in a format like:
"hiexx wut r u d0iNg nowzz?"

When they really have lots and lots of time it becomes:
"HeLl0x wHa+ ArE EuU dOinG N0w ArHxX?"

i took about 30 seconds to type that out, phew.
rating:*

Alright, that's the end of our Guide to Greetings! We'll be back with more(i hope), a Guide to Goodbyes! (:

2006-11-20T12:20:00.000+08:00

Yo all ill be helping my good friend promote his blog.
He and another dude called nigel. Had made a blog with only their FRESH , HAND GROWN , ORGANIC (meaning no mechnical pencils ) DIY DRAWINGS

WOW HOW COOL IS THAT

THEY ONLY GOT 653 hits

I KNOW THATS GAY LAH

BUT CAN YOU"LL HELP?

They are really talents ......

http://www.thejacksonbrothers.blogspot.com/

alernatively u can click the link near the tag board.

D'ickD'iaries Tagboard Awards

2006-11-15T22:35:00.000+08:00

D'ickD'iaries Tagboard Awards

yeah it sort of rhymes. anyway.

we are giving out our first ever tagboard awards, thanks to the idea, contributed by noogeroo.blogspot.com! thanks nigel. However, we are an unusual blog, which means we will be having less orthodox awards for giving.

so. we have...

Most Annoyed Tag
Most Impressed Tag
Most Innovative Tag
Most Controversial Tag
Most Random Tag
Most "High" Tag
Most Stupid-sounding Tag
Most Insulting Tag
Most Egoistic Tag
Just Weird Tag

Most Annoyed

This award goes to...

someone:yes, i hate you guys
31st October, 00.18.

Well. Ouch. That kind of hurt. But this whole thing is controversial anyway so i guess its to be expected. Thanks for coming even though you hate us so much(:

Most Impressed

This award goes to...
Pamela:Hey, nice blog! It's really funny.
6th November, 17.39

Wow thank you! We know we're funny. (: But of course. It's thanks to people like you that we get our hits! Yay. And yeah Pamela is my cousin, so there might be a bit of biasness here. Heh.

Most Innovative Tag

This award goes to...
Nice Nigel: All Alliteration Allows Any Ape-men Additional Acclaim
24th October, 15.16.

Wow. Speechless. What the hell does it mean. Sure, its innovative i guess. But. Never mind.

Most Controversial Tag

And this is for...
char: omg. i can't believe you dumped shu...
26th October, 10.07.

Lol. What have you been up to Jason... tsk. At least i think this is targeted at Jason. Omg. I can't believe you dumped shu. It's so controversial i have nothing to say!

Most Random Tag

Rather interesting winner here.
<3: Edmund Chay is kinda hot (: Jason too.
5th November, 16.39.

This tag kind of gives me the shivers. Can't exactly tell whether it's a guy or girl who wrote that yeah. But it is an award for the most random tag, and there you have it. Suddenly calling two people hot out of nowhere. You all must get to know Edmund, seriously. Anyway, if this isn't random, i don't know what is. <3<3<3<4>

Most "High" Tag

I don't usually notice people who seem 'high', but this one is just so high i dont know what to say.

angie: HAHA(: everyone is going alliteration crazyy due to MARVELLOUS ANGELA(: or maybe just AWESOME ANGIE(: hurhur. i rock
24th October, 17.41.

Yeah that's some high stuff man. you rock. are you on drugs? this isn't the only high tag by "AWESOME ANGIE", it's one of the twelve high tags posted by the same person. Seems like you've cut down on those drugs recently, we don't see you tagging anymore. ):

Most Stupid-Sounding Tag

jason: OMFG PAMELA ANDERSON. I ADORE YOU!
6th November, 17.06.

What the hell were you thinking? hmmm. and this other one:

jason: HEY VISIT MY NEW BLOG
15th November, 17.38.

in case you haven't noticed, the link is to WWW.PORN.COM. which is... what? we don't know. holy hell we don't even know whether that's really jason. man.

Most Insulting Tag

yanwei: j00 b4by f4gg0t st0p t41k1ng. j00 r a b4byf4c3!!!!1111eleven1111
5th November, 12.38

Translated: you baby faggot stop talking. you are a babyface!!!! 1111111111
OR
Translated: shut up loser you look like a baby ahahahaha

Sorry i have no idea just what 1111eleven1111 means. Do you use a calculator to form sentences often? Anyway this is not really very insulting, but, phew, there aren't too insulting tags in our tagboard because there's a censor(: but the censor will never interpret this though.

Most Egoistic Tag

avinash: im like woah, and hes like ugh! HAHAHAH IM SO EGO!<>8th November, 15.50.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

Just Weird Tag

half naked man: argh!!! what's with you guys? why blog about me?! want to die arh?!
25th October, 19.38.

mmhmmm... well i'm not going to say i don't believe it's you but... that's some weird stuff. Okay we stopped blogging about you a long time ago. You're so weird.

Well that wraps up our mini tagboard awards! Thank you for tuning in. And tag more often fellas! Special thanks to Nigel who gave us the concept itself as well(:

2006-11-13T18:56:00.000+08:00

hello! i am back from penang:)

(:(:
i went there on a medical attachment
damn cool i got to see how doctors do their work in a hospital.

i even got into 2 surgeries and witnessed a guy's hand and leg being prised open with those cold metal scissors and all the blood pumping everywhere.

abit like the dissection picture jason used for our english powerpoint but even better!
it was real life!
i saw the doctor take out a screw out of a guys leg
this guy tore the ligament on his leg(ouch) and so need screw to hold his leg in place as the ligament heal

and cos the screw was there for 2 yrs then some bone formed arnd it
so the doctor had a little difficulty pulling the screw out :)
and it was pretty sick

he grabbed the guys leg and cut a hole on top of the scrw
twisted the 1st part out and the other half of the screw was still stuck inside!
and so he took one arm take the guys leg the other arm take a scissors and practically pumped the leg up and down trying to get the screw out.,
in the end it din work
so he changed appliance

to PLIERS

real pliers

and he grab again and pump the leg up and down and all the blood fly everywhere
then it still noc ome out!

so he used a funny lttle burning metal and burned away the surrounding flesh and made it a bit easier to pull n so after 5-6 pulls
POP
the screw came out!
and flew onto the ground.
pretty grisly.

and apparently thats minor surgery.
he supposedly has to cut through a whole leg sometimes during surgery to stop diseases such as gangrene.
sick.
but i bet jason would've loved it
ahwels
then after i go home got this gay altar next to my bedroom( i was staying in a friends hse in penang)
and the gay altar had some battery controlled chanting thing
and so the chanting kept going on and on and on........

24 hrs...
zzzz
zzzzz
zzzzzz
zzzzzzz
and so yea 3 days in penang

interesting stuff..

2006-11-11T19:59:00.000+08:00

Did y'all check da storm today?
Holy crap. Zeus had diahorrea!
oh btw the proper pronnounciation of his name is ZEE-YAS
not ZUICE.

Hah my HDB HOUSE WAS FLOODED.

nolah

Landed nia.

Anyway. I rushed out. OMG Mini-tsunami everytime a car passed by. Waves of dirty drain water rushing up to meet my house door.

My slipper floated to my neighbours house T.T

But i got my babys back on papas feet ;)

The flood managed to turn our drains into mini canels. *OOHH IM IN VENICE* with nice rectangular gondolars.!

With some miriacle one-rain-turned-hydrilla.

BLEH WE GONNA COMPLAIN TO MP

2006-11-09T15:14:00.000+08:00

Be fore you read this please understand that I am an immature,
inexperienced, unschooled, unlearned 14 year old. My 'essay' has no depth
nor breadth, but it does have an important message. I have read through it,
and it's inelegant and disorganised, but I'm too lazy to iron out the flaws
in my own writing. Hence, my most sincere apologies if at any time you are
confused. Clarify with me through Jason or Nigel Chua, who know my true
identity.

I usually don't do a lot of serious criticism. I have done it, once or
twice. On a really annoying anonymous tagger who kept calling me arrogant,
and also on an ACS boy who came to my blog to gloat about the suckiness of
RI rugby. I admit. I can be really mean. Everybody can be really mean. But
then again, that's not related.

Some of you regular readers would have seen an article from a certain
'Jingwen', 1D (2005) 's PSL and captain of the Judo team. And I am going to
contradict him. A big, strong guy who could kill me in the time you just
took to blink your eye. Which is why I have asked Jason and Nigel to keep
this anonymous. Some of you may recognise my writing style, but who cares.
Jingwen won't.

Hopefully.

Confuscious once said, "Before you criticise somebody, walk a mile in his
shoes." At the close of this post (or whatever you want to call it) I will
explain why you have to walk a mile in shoes belonging to someone you don't
like.

My problem with Jingwen? No problems. I've never met nor seen the guy, but
from what i read in his article, I don't believe what he says in the
article. In fact, I have a lot to say about his article, but there are more
important things to do.

The article basically tries to teach little boys how to, I quote, "Become
the most interesting person ever." Now wait a minute. If we proceed a little
down the article we discover that it isn't really about being interesting,
its mostly about how to 'score' big points with girls. Jingwen says, "its
all about self belief and the desire and passion to do so."
Oh?

Honestly. I don't have a girlfriend. And before you call me a geek and a
loser and a mugger toad, It isn't because I can't, it's because I don't
believe in Boy-Girl-Relationships (BGR) at this age. Neither does my mom,
but that's another matter. I don't think ANY of you should be getting into a
BGR at this age.

Why don't I believe in BGR? I know how fun it is, how entertaining it is.
Still, can't that wait a few years? Till you're out of school? Some of us
have managed to deal with both BGR and studies and that's perfectly fine.
But then again, the only person to have done it is Feng Luwei. We all know
that Luwei(200m in 22s) is simply inhuman.

Alright. So maybe you're Matthias Chia or Alimi or yet another one of the
inhuman people. No problem. But let me ask you this. Have you experienced
heartbreak? How? Your BGR, surely.

Still, to people like Mark Yeo and his Fee-Bee. Never had a problem,
lovey-dovey, 'made-for-each-other' type. I think we all agree that there is
only 1 person in the world that is "the one". Now, how are you going to find
"the one" if you are obsessing over your teenage crush?

And if you say 'But she IS the one for me!' I beg to differ. And differ i
will, with proven, trusted medical research backing me up. "adolescents take
more risks at least partly because they have an immature frontal cortex"
that's true. All teens are immature. And if you say you are, you're wrong.
It's a simple, sad, fact of nature.

At adolescence, the prefrontal cortex of your brain, which controls
planning, works memory, organises, and modulates mood. As the prefrontal
cortex matures, teenagers can reason better, develop more control over
impulses and make judgments better.

Since adolescence starts at 12 or so, for those of us who are normal, and
only ends at 18 or 21, mature adult age, it can be safely asserted that we
are all very much immature and quite far from the charming adults we are
going to be.
At this point it seems apropriate to reassert my point about the teenagers'
constantly evolving brain. Adolescence is a period where you change the
most, physically, emotionally, mentally, spiritually. Adolescent minds are
already 95% developed, but they are still undergoing rapid change.

What are the implications of this? (5m)
One possible outcome is this. Suppose you are looking for a girlfriend.
Suppose you already HAVE a girlfriend. You are MADE for each other. That's
True Case No. 1. ( I know the correct form is 'true file', but since
assemblies are so meaningful, may as well learn from some "Kam-uh-LON"
examples.)
True case no 2. You have a girlfriend, but it's a temporary thing. Just a
fling, only for fun. No big deal.
True case No 3. You have a girlfriend, but it's only so you can go to school
and tease the muggertoad geeks.

If we track true case 1, Let's say true case 1 marries his childhood
sweetheart. (aww, so sweet) Now, because he picked her at the tender age of
14, and because of his rapidly changing mind, (note that her mind is
undergoing serious development too, you know how unstable girls are.) they
end up with IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES. And divorce.

Don't tell me it's implausible, once again let's go to the statistics. 51%
of those who married thier teenage crush end up in divorce before the age of
24. And according to some assembly period speakers, that may lead to
mid-life crisis and "letting your heart rules over your head".
I do know that 51% isn't a whopping majority, but what makes you think
you're so lucky? And that 51% isn't even reflective of the entire
population. It's merely representing half of those who did marry their
teenage crush. Which is, a quarter. (25%)
You could say that you're in the 49%, but what if something goes wrong?
Remember that part about your developing brain? And honestly. The rest of
the 49% who didnt divorce their teenage crush before the age of 24 probably
did it 5 years later. Those still 'happily' married probably aren't all that
happy.

True case 2. Your girlfriend is a temporary thing. After a while, you see
the right person. The one you know is made for you. Was made to spend her
life with you in happy, marital bliss. How to proceed from there?
Worse still, If you get tired of this one, you move on to the next one. and
the next, and the next, leaving behind a trail of sorrows and heartbreaks.
And when the right one finally comes along, will she know you're the one for
her? How would she know? She'd ask her friends. Which happen to be your Ex
or Ex(s). And they tell her, "He broke my heart. And Lily's. And Amanda's.
And Sarah's too." What will she think of you? At this point she may be right
for you, and you may be right for her, but will she know it?
True case no 3. Your girlfriend probably isn't a real girlfriend ANYWAY. So
what's the point? Ask yourself. Why are you having this girlfriend? How does
having this girlfriend DISTINGUISH you over the chess-club choir geeks who
don't?

And finally. One that applies to ALL CASES of BGR. Irregardless. A
relationship is an intense thing. If you have a girlfriend, you 're gonna
have to take her out to dinner. To lunch. Out Shopping. To the Movies. And
buy her presents for Christmas and her birthday. That's called FINANCIAL
outpouring.
If you have a girlfriend, you're gonna have to be thinking of her all day
and all night. That's called EMOTIONAL outpouring.
If you have a girlfriend you'll have to take time off for dates and meetings
and appointments and that little 'accidental' rendezvous on the way home you
can't let your friends know about. That's called I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S
CALLED outpouring.
But seriously. Agree with me and say that a relationship does involve all
your time and money and resources and effort and emotions and all that. Why?
What will you have when it ends, when you've seen the last movie, when
you've bought the last teddy bear, when you've had the last dinner, when it
all ends. What do you have?
A broken heart and an empty wallet. And a 2.0 GPA. Is it worth it?
Finally. Why did Confucious say that we need to walk a mile in a person's
shoes before criticising him? Because especially when you criticise someone
like Jingwen, who could KILL you, Walk a mile. That way, you have his
shoes, and you are a full mile away from him.

* Brilliant essay. send it in for pen pal. the website is thus : www.PENisland.com... you should try. pen island. GOOD website.
Note: Jingwen, next time you see him. pummel him.

2006-11-06T22:30:00.000+08:00

d'd crew singapore adventures part 2
Jason:"hey lets go orchard"
Daniel:"do wad?"
Jason:"dunno screw arnd"

3 ppl went to orchard. one would end up in big trouble

danlim's fone rings
"Hello?"
"Hello daniel where are u"(dad)
"erm.. out, orchard"
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE HOW COME U DIN TELL ME YOUR GOING THERE"
(PANIC-thinks of smth smart)
"i SMSED u wad....(i din)...."
"I DID NOT RECEIVE ANY SMS. YOU COME BACK HOME RIGHT NOW. I TELL YOU YOU ARE GOING TO BE GROUNDED IF YOU DONT COME HOME RIGHT NOW"
"okok... i smsed u wad then u dun read yr sms then u shout so loud"
"I DIN RECEIVE ANY SMS"
"i smsed you! you can check my sent msgs! its there!"(WHY DID I SAY THIS AHH...)
"OKAY LATER SHOW ME THE MSG"
"tuu.......(hangs up)"

ohno....
how the hell am i going to register a sent msg on my fone without it reaching my dad's hp??!?!

thinkthinkthinkthink......
AH!
i shall go to a place which has no reception, then send the msg, when it errors, i will save it in my outbox! (good thing samsung fone has outbox+sentbox)
HOW DO I GET A PLACE WITH NO RECEPTION?
LIFT!

okay so i had to run home.
not before going one round and watching retards put their hand on cars to win money and going to lido going up all 5 lvls and going back down for no reason and went back home.... we did alot of meaningless things in orchard....

then arrive home
Mission: go to a place which has no reception, then send the msg, when it errors, i will save it in my outbox

i entered the lift...
with the msg already saved in my drafts (pre typed out during the walk home) , all i needed was a simple click on the send button and save button. however it turned out to be not so simple.

the lift door closed i pressed floor 26(highest floor in the condo i live in)
as it went up i stared at the fone.... cmon! no reception no service hurry! hurry!
zzz it stayed at one damn bar of reception

so i went back down another 26 lvls on the lift still on 1 bar of reception.

2nd time. restart fone as i going up and then try again. sian... still one bar of damn reception.
i was panicking. if this din work. then i die liao.....

THIRD TIME ....
FINALLY half way thru no reception
QUICKLY SEND, ERROR, SAVE,
YES! SUCCESS ITS IN MY FONE'S OUTBOX!
quickly delete sentbox msgs and then msg jason a few random smses and error them to make my outbox look like my inbox.

later that evening...
I PULLED IT OFF yay
IM NOT GROUNDED :D

2006-11-06T21:06:00.000+08:00

"uncle can you bring us to SICC "
"which one"
"upp thomson one"
TU tu Tu tu TU tU tu Tu.

"here you are 4.50 puuh-lease?"

----------------------------------

"hi miss where are the tennis courts?"

"*-.-* Here not tennis courst.. see only got jungle and monkey..our tennis courts at our Bukit Timah branch "

"wtfzomgbbqomgwebeenjacked"

" 6****** Hi can i have a cab to bukit timah sicc please thanks "

"9.50. TYVM"

"we've been fucked!"

Haha thats how we began our day. Me lennie and danlimrocks.

Went to play tennis.

OMG BRYAN KOH SUCKS IN TENNIS!!!! XD.
OMG DANIEL SUCKS IN TENNIS!!!!!!
OMG LENNIE SUCKS IN TENNIS!!!!!!!!!!
O-M-G Jason sucks in tennis but poons them ! =)

Lol we were hitting balls to timbaktu. Hitting them out of the courts. Trying to hit our hairy cousins in the tree.

h3h3

Then me and lennie walk to DANIELS HOUSE.

WALKED FROM BUKIT TIMAH SICC TO FRIGGIN WESTWOOD AT ORCHARD><

YOU KNOW HOW LONG THAT IT?

LIKE 6 FRIGGING KM.

DANIEL SAID VERY NEAR

OMG?!

THEN AFTER THAT SAY 15 MORE MINUTES REACH..

CB STARTED RAINING><

SO WE CHIONG INTO A TAXI TO GO DANIELS HOUSE.

Guess what it could never be 15 minutes if we walked the rest..

AT LEAST 45.

But at least we helped our fatty danlimrocks melt some fats yeah? =]

Dans house rocks. great food. great maid. lovely drums. great dantheman.

He goes around saying "fuck u la, cibai wtfzzzoomednioanon%^&*() " to his indonesian maid.
SHE ACTUALLY THINKS FUCK MEANS WOOD LOL!
cool coool.

Went to orchard. Call so/\/\30/\/3 . Dun wanna tell me where they are? Protective bastard.
Call him say...WHERE ARE U ARE U AT LIDO>.<
'OMG HOW U KNOW"
we walked another km from CINE to LIDO.
cannot find him. elusive cock.
come home..
'EH WHERE WERE U'
"HAHA JACKED I WAS AT CINE L0ser"

On the way a few chiobus here and there.

3 of the rocks have the same GPA and are taking the same subjects. Hopefully we are same class. 4 of us i mean. ...... Laters.

2006-11-05T22:24:00.000+08:00

NTU lecturer Feedback Damn Funny..

TRUST ME WATCH THE DAMN THING><

2D '06

2006-11-04T09:54:00.000+08:00

2D
Raffles Institution, 2D, 2006.
"We have come thus far, and reached the parting of ways."
Well, if you're gonna choose to be sad and everything, you might as well joke about it. honestly, i'm not sad about leaving this class. we'll always know each other, and then get to know others as well.

anyway, since some people from our class are feelng down, let's look at all of us from a more hilarious view shall we?

check out the numbers labelled above. if you cant see it you might want to click on the image to enlarge.

12 Things about our class photo:

Yong Sheng sure seems to be enjoying something. Slightly.
Our class blacks! Ryan looks a little buaysong sitting beside Brandon( enemies) . Wait, i trust you can see them both?
Yan Wei. Actually there's nothing really hilarious here, just wanted to point out the most DickDiary-supportive fella in class. We love you YanWei!
Slight piggish look. Nigel.
Damn the shape fits Ming Jie's head near-perfectly using the equation made by our all so famous yanwei. MJ=H2... Mingjie = square head. hahha no offence pals.
Shape nearly fits as well. Gabriel looks a little creepy, like some PRAYING MANTIS.
Victor! He seems to be enjoying something greater than what Yong Sheng is enjoying. Anyway he always does that so there is nothing wrong with him. UHHH!!! YEAH!!!!
Mr Seah looks a little serious for a photo. In a way he's like the Lion King. And the class is his, err, pack.
The giant Yi Hao, hailing from China, seems to be an ancient magistrate known as BAO GONG in disguise.
Ashish Kumar, top Indian scholar for the PSLE in the year 2004, smiles his all too well-known NewMoon-Essence-of-Chicken smile.
Elias, or me, just looks too cool. Maybe i have a bit too much hair though. Whee. (:
Lennie looks funny with his durian shaped helmet.
Jason looks hostile. This was the day right after he got his braces.
Daniel has a piggish look too!
We love baby Zennon. (:

2006-10-31T19:46:00.000+08:00

Dear Diary :
How have y'all been these incoming holidays? I've received many viewers msn to tell us that we need to post?

What are we your FOC clowns ? Why do we have to listen to you. A blog should be a reflection of our inner feelings, our deepest desires, our consumate love- okay this is out. HAH, now y'all lucky, our deepest desire is to make a smile on all our happy readers' faces'. Imagine the joy we get when we receive encouraging tags, supportive messages, or even a warm pat on a back. SO here it goes. Our joint entry to our beloved diary (:.

JASON

Sup Bruddas and Sista's, Did you notice that every day you come to our blog. You realise something is different.

What is?

The numbers on the hit counter.

The taggers.

and a sense of despair in deep down in the deep recesses of your cranium.

WHERE IS MY DAILY DOSE OF INTERE-ESTING DICK DIARY love?!

WHERE?

Ho! You've fell for our ploy ^^. Helping our hits as you come back everyday to check. 'OMG HAS JASON POSTED OMG YAY! ' But sullenly going to the top right coner of your tiny PC screen to press the red 'X' ZI BEI

I know what you think we are.

Comparing us to a ..... a soda can that has gone flat, you keep drinking, hoping there is some fizz left in the concoction. But the last drop confirms what you've suspected all along. The fun is gone.

WELL your mistaken m'boys and m'gals.

WE the dick diary crew have just been buying our time. ;)

So Me and Lennie went bowling with the other ruggers. This is what gave lennie his 4 strikes i .

His socks!
Those socks from the SICC bowling centre cost 1.50 but they give you mystical powers!..trust me.
He can score strikes from the stance. C'mon lol.
Anyway he was on a frigging rampage, and even did a PETER-CROUCH imitation dance after his spree of strikes. LOL
ROBOT DANCE
'Nice socks'
"They are really comfy!!!!"

DAMN JASON'S COOLER THAN LENNIE XP

HOHO I TOOK OVER THE RUNNING OF MY GRANNYS ROLEX>< Thanks elias im ZILIAN yippe!. But it doesn't look veri nice anyway.Just for show.

Well something interesting, today Daniel tried to spit on me all because i called him a FATTY.
Thanks to my rugby- honed extra fast , sub terrestrial reflexes, i dodged it with skill and grace!

GOOD JOB DANIEL.XPP

Okay enuff of this crap. TATA FOR NOW X)

LENNIE

MAN... Lennie is back, hah after a rampage round of bowling... alliteration haha. firstly, the photos are supposed to look nerdy and at the same time funny. so ENJOY, though that is just lennie the clown. lennie the emo, lennie the crap and lennie the dumb or wateva hasn't surfaced. haha, maybe later on. on a side note, the socks are quite good, it brought me to greater heights, i thrashed jason in bowling and marcus too, though bryan and joel ( experienced people) were just too high there... well, jason too wished he could ''PULL UP HIS SOCKS''. Marcus too i guess (=

kay back to business. (:

today we were just too bored on this mundane morning. zzz i keep using mundane morning.. cause its alliteration. so sorry (:well, Lennie slept for an hour during chinese lesson. when the teacher told the class and a sleeping me that the people who failed to pass up stuff had to stay in class, the whole class zoomed out and in like less than a second, they went with the wind. zzz And so there was lennie snoozing on the table. man... haha good thing i woke up just in time before he came to me and instinctively i dashed out the class. whack the door open and boomed. bye bye You Lao Shi (:

and during history lesson, mmhmm... we drew some dumb stuff to keep the boredom away haha.

here they are:

no need to explain this drawings. ill let them speak for themselves (:

a picture tells a thousand words eh.?

mmhmm, yes we got back our class photos, and surely DD crew will post something on it. (: dont get offended if you people in the photo see this. its just to inject fun into this post (: just like my socks. see im so sporting, but of cause one thing is for sure, im naturally cooler than jason. thats why he has to demean my nature with such photos.. i gladly oblige him that day (: yea.

theres more to come from Lennie. but i think tomorrow. i feel sian right now..

hou.

i see it
yes i see it!
its the man
DAN THE MAN
woooo
i haven been posting and been under fire from toots such as jason for nt posting);
anyways I'M POSTING:)
yay
sian now school is a bloody waste of time
and as time passes things come to past,
nothing gold will stay
jason's wedgieing has lost its sharpness to RIPPPPP underwear in one big swipe.
lennie has started to lose hair....
elias has too much hair....
and daniel is talking too much cock now....
ohwels hope this starts a new revival in dick diarieng/diarying/diarieing/"diarig"<<--jason's spelling

however now got nth to post);
and probably once hols come this diary will go inactive
hopefully not!
thats why we are here to revive it! and
hopefully some good dick diarying will come of it!
yea lets go d' d' lets go!
LETS GO D' D' LETS GO!

xD

normal days are never normal.

2006-10-26T21:37:00.000+08:00

another goody spastic day at school, getting our results back. i think everyone of us did okay, no one screwed up really big time, which was cool.

early part of the day daniel got so hyped up after getting his great chinese results that he had to attempt to rape jason.

this was in the toilet. viewer discretion please. really looks gay man! but its just some toilet paper jason has in his mouth. only two people( me and lennie) saw this but now you all have too. (:

moving on... jason decided to get into this quarrel over who-knows-what with yanwei. seems like it. yanwei has mood swings sometimes when he doesnt get his ovaltine.

notice some loser in the background? rather he's quite the highlight of the picture because he probably purposely moved to get into frame. well his head seems to have rather unique angular properties, i must say. GET OUT OF THE PICTURE, cause you're stealing the show with your retarded look.

yanwei's comments on his picture.
yanwei: wah
yanwei: send me more pics wif ME inside
yanwei: lemme me egoistic
elias: lol
elias: i will post on DD.
elias: haha
yanwei: SEND ME
yanwei: DD?
yanwei: WTF?
yanwei: LOL.
yanwei: K
elias: haha
yanwei: WAD YOU GONNA SAY
yanwei: THE F**KTARD BEHIND OMNIKNIGHT AND VENOMANCER?

You have asked to share this background with yanwei. Cancel (Alt+Q)
Transfer of shared background is complete.

yanwei: same pic wad
yanwei: cb?
yanwei: i look like some f**ktard
yanwei: cb
elias: i know
elias: enlarged is cool(:
yanwei: U KNOW?
yanwei: WTF
yanwei: EH
yanwei: UR INSULTING ME BASTARD
yanwei: YOU SHOULD SAY
yanwei: "YOU ARE SO HANDSOME, YOU CAN'T LOOK LIKE A F**KTARD
yanwei: ZOMG

that's about his comments. everyone can see the picture, yanwei. (:

what else...
nothing else. another boring day. thanks for tuning in.

2006-10-26T20:41:00.000+08:00

YO ALL!!!!

Remember the parkour thingy that lennis posted?!
Oh yeah we decided to try it out hooola!!!!!...

So one fine day, me and lennis were walking around braddel westlake. and i decided to do something with our time! Parkour! abeit a noob parkour . but anyway its still PARKOUR!
i saw some railing and jumped over and under and hung under.
dared that lennis the p**** to do it too!!!
he jumped, tripped and groaned. so much for being fitter than me. Lol *hindsight* dont try this at home, lennis endedd up with a bruise on his right buttock, and limped to school.
*DING* idea sparks. why not we blog about it yeh?!

we tried spider man!!!
omigod dun tell me thats low.

Haiz some zilian person want me to take picture. i take lorh.
what to do
Haha so we went back to training. Hmm sat down chatted awhile, then BANG BOOM...we knew someone^^ broke something..ITS JOEL our famous flyhalf who can kick like a cannon!!!!! OKAY STOP STOP STOP . Let we give you a brief history.
Joel is a pro who is expert in soccer, and found his niche in rugby kicking. If i were on the opp team, my job as a flanker (7) is to smash him (10) . But luckily for him and me. we are on the same team.
OKAY ANYWAY

the last time when we trainined in CHIJ TP , he broke a notice board by kicking a ball into it..

haiz now train at braddel, also must break stuff. wah must go chop his legs liao!!!!

Joel:"DONT TAKE ME DONT TAKE ME!!!"

'After telling them will appear on blog, all ruggers wans to pose LOL'

Okay youll hear more from me after the match tomorrow against HCJC wish us luck. (:

PICNIC!

2006-10-25T21:42:00.000+08:00

PICNIC!

today was official picnic day. all four of us brought food except the person who would look most likely to bring food... dan da man. tsk. looks can be deceiving, really.

anyway check it out yo.

mmmm we had more sweets than the teacher who brought sweets to give them out. i know we're not exactly Seven-Eleven but it's a start at least. our future candy empire.

Jason wants me to include a picture of his $6.50 chocolate bar. WAHHH $6.50 chocolate good la, show off, fine, show off, thanks, we all know we cannot afford a $6.50 chocolate bar, thanks.

jason doesn't want me to include this but i'm including it anyway. the actual concept was for him to hold two chocolate bars up to his head and be, you know, sort of, devilish. it didnt work out. so we end up with some spastic-looking photo of him. i think the candies look better.

ahhh so you see how much fun you can have in school! rest assured, any prefects or teachers, we didnt eat them in class when recess came. we ate them before recess even started. (:

elias was here. (:

Something to applaud Lennie again... lol ego

2006-10-23T22:42:00.000+08:00

Man today was a really monotonous morning (alliteration (: )ha-ha. My…the D’D Crew were choking in the lecture theatre for the school day zzz, caged like a birdyy...Just that it’s four hard concrete clammy walls zzz. Alliteration again…im pro.

Well, at least there was one great incident which made our day… and of course, it was thanks to Lennie… ego-basket

Kay now back to the main point. Ermmmmmmm
Yar, we decided to take a long walk from that lousy lecture theatre and all the way to the coffee shop around Bradell.(basketball and rugby training just had to be there zzz) Bradell Westlake the official swamp for ruggers to wade in. before that we decided to make a mini-detour to our training “campus” and put our burden of bags there for them to rot while we go get food. Zzz just as we walked towards the basketball courts and swamp, a man, who donned only a pair of blue flabby pants popped out suddenly and shouted us to a halt. And there that great incident began…

Half naked man shouting:::
eh what are you boys doing here ah…?!?! You all not suppose to be here okay… who are all of you ah?!?!

Us:::
O uncle, we got training here lar, at the field. We coming here to put our stuff here early.

Half naked man shouting:::
Eh, you all RI boys issit??

Us:::
Yar, we RraIaye… we put stuff here then we go eat only. No problem one.

Half naked man shouting:::
No no no!!! cannot ah, cannot ah… you all not allowed to come here anyhow. The man (our coach) haven’t call me yet. Eh, no entrance, cannot ah. Go back go back!!!

Lennie:::
Aiyar uncle, we just come here put our bags here early, then won’t disturb you one. We going to eat first. The bags too heavy lar uncle. Come on lar.

Half naked man shouting:::
Eh no no. I say cannot means cannot. Don’t talk so much, you all go now. Go away boys.

Now we started to move towards to the field….

Half naked man shouting:::
Eh you all stop ah!!! I say no means no. later I go complain to your that teacher. He haven’t call yet, so cannot means cannot.

Lennie:::
Uncle can lar, come on. Nothing serious. Can lar. We just put our stuff then go. Later come back lar. Come on lar uncle.

Half naked man shouting:::
Hello! No means no ah. Don’t come argue with me. I say cannot means cannot. Go go go. IF NOT I WILL CALL THE POLICE AH!!! Go now!

Lennie:::
Call lar, we scared ah. I think I go call police first okay. YOU BETTER WEAR YOUR SHIRT NOW, IF NOT I GO CALL POLICE COME CATCH YOU. I’m sure you call police lar. You better go put your shirt on then call police. If not I go call police okay…

Half naked man shouting:::
Too stunted for words. Just stood rooted to the ground, as if petrified or something... Zzz haha

Us:::
Kay, lets go lar, faster go eat if not no more time. Go go go

Elias (when walking off) :::
Wa, when you said that, I wanted to laugh like siao, but I was suppressing it in man… my stomach pain liao.

Jason (when walking off) :::
Lennie so meng ah… wah.. can scold old man somemore. Not bad not bad…

LAUGHTERSSSSSZZZZZZ

Lennie:::
Jokes… im a failure at it. But this kinda of stuff, im good right?? Haha
See, I give you people something to blog about… mmhmm (= Thanks thanks... (=

2006-10-16T21:34:00.000+08:00

stupid computer everytime i bang it it restarts. HP shud make a compters for super strong peeps man says:
eh

stupid computer everytime i bang it it restarts. HP shud make a compters for super strong peeps man says:
can u help me blog

stupid computer everytime i bang it it restarts. HP shud make a compters for super strong peeps man says:
please

Okay on account on our dear rugger Jason, I shall help him post one blog post.
(dunno why he is so busy, maybe he chatting wif chiobus while I am doing all the slave work)

Let us take a peek into Jason's daily life, shall we?

Jason and Elias and Yanwei and Leonard live in a small smelly corner in a classroom.
And, here are some daily matters that happen in this rotten little place:

1.) Smelly shoes and socks
2.) Burps and farts
3.) Picnics
4.) WEDGIES
5.) ZzzZ.zzzZZ umhumhuh??...mm zzz
6.) DOTA!!!!!

Smelly shoes and socks:
As most of you all innocent readers out there may think that Jason and Elias are 2 nice sportsmen who are mature, yet sometimes peevish little schoolboys, well, I am here to prove you WRONG by telling you the habits of these 2 spastards in class.

Jason, the spastard, will remove his shoes and socks for some unknown reason in class, and will suddenly lift them up to his nose, and inhale deep breaths from them. Picture a drug addict inhaling glue. Now replace the sick looking addict with a muscular rugger. And replace that bag of glue with a smelly sock or shoe. That is what our celebrated rugger does when nobody is watching (except me). After that, he will try to spread this morally and hygienically unacceptable behavior to his fellow classmates, Yanwei and Elias. Elias, his henchman, obviously will obey his orders, but Yanwei, the righteous freedom fighter, shall not let his honour and dignity be destroyed by smelling some retards's smelly sock. Once, he hung Jason's sock on the window. Serve Jason right.

Now, let us proceed on to another unhygienic practice that happens daily. This is the terrible burping and farting of our friend Elias and occasionally, Jason. Elias burps like mad everyday and inserts a fart in between every 2 burps, making him a stink machine, adding on to the pollution caused by Jasons shoes and socks. There are 4 ways to find out whether Elias or Jason had just farted/burped or not.

1.) Are the windows open? If yes, this means either Elias has considerately opened the windows to let the foul pollutants out of the class, or Yanwei is trying desperately to survive the poisonous cloud by inhaling fresh air.

2.) Is the air foul and not fit for human use? If yes, this means Elias/Jason has farted. And you, having taken large mouthfuls of this toxic gas, better write your will soon as not much people have survived this terrible torture.

3.) Is Jason yelling to the whole class that Elias has farted, like an air raid siren? If yes, there is a 50/50 chance of whether Elias has farted, because Jason does the same even if he himself farts, and frames Elias.

4.) Is there terrible, vulgar cursing from the asshole, Yanwei, “Which f**king chee**i has just f**king farted in this f**king classroom?” If yes, most likely either Jason or Elias just farted.

Picnics:
After being exposed to so much stink/filth/dirt from just now, let us proceed to something much more lighthearted, less cruel and enjoyable. This is the mini-picnic held at the back of the class.
Food is usually brought to class by Jason, but sometimes gobstoppers will be supplied by Yanwei and occasionally Leonard will bring bundles of FOX sweets and lollipops.
This all started when Jason brought a lot of wangwang crackers to class and start gobbling them up in class.
This was followed up by Ovaltine sweets. Yanwei could not resist the tremendous temptation the little brown milo-tasting sweet offered, and begs Jason like a slave for them.

Picnics are usually carried out right under the nose of our ought-to-get-deported-to-china-mother-tongue-teacher-you-liang as his lessons are just too freaking boring.

WEDGIES!!!!
Nothing beats a boring morning with a nice WEDGIE up your ass!!! (For more information on what wedgies are, please refer to the prev prev post which is a guide on wedgies) Wedgieing is a daily affair between Jason, Yanwei and Elias. Actually, there is an ongoing wedgie war between Yanwei and Jason, while Elias sits on the fence and takes a neutral stance as he does not enjoy being multi-targeted. Yanwei, usually ready to defend his precious underwear from the smelly hands of Jason, pwns Jason upside down in the war as he is rather prepared to face Jasons onslaughts.
However, you all people out there, you must learn the origins of this great war don't you?
It all started on a nice bright morning when Jasons filthy hands were itching for someone to wedgie. Meanwhile, Yanweis shirt was tucked out and he decided to lay his hands on him. Yanwei limps away with his ass hurting like some mother while Jason laughs evilly.
Yanwei, feeling sad, decides to give Jason an equal dose of his medicine, and here is an actual recording of what happened in Yanwei's counterattack.

Yanwei:"Jason, can stand up? ”

Jason:"Why ”

Yanwei:"You sitting on my pen ”

Jason:"What pen?”

Yanwei:"The pilot G2 one u b*tch, you better give me back”

Jason:"k I stand up you look for it.”

Yanwei:"STAND UP LA!!!”

Jason:"Faster take it la, I need to finish this worksheet ... F**KKKKKK!!!!!!!!! THAT ASSHOLE WEDGIED ME!!!!"

2006-10-16T11:43:00.000+08:00

Nasty Leg Break Kick Boxing

Haha just to continue the videos (: exam time no time to blog.

this guy needs more milk (:

le Parkour - starring a saint: daniel joshua, a long time acquaintance of lennie

2006-10-14T19:00:00.000+08:00

this is daniel, or ditch, or bitch. He's a flanker for saints. We were in the class from P4 to P6. He's my brother,buddy, my friend, my ex mate(rugby/class) and ermmmm lol... what an introduction...zzz

retake:

this is Daniel Joshua - DJ. his some mad bitch who has taken up parkour. hes got some really cool moves up his sleeves, haha

isnt that wallslide just so cool? zzz please, dont try this at home, hah so cliched. cause u will get ur walls dirty. hah. jason and i might start to keep this up on a lower key. though daniel(DD crew) the fffer thinks otherwise; he says it will break our backs.

my main purpose is to promote him... cause im really bored during these common tests....zzz and perharps this might get more st margs girls getting our hits up. since its SAJC = saints andrew pllluss st margs? (:

i wished i was in saints. shouldnt have jump boat to RI.... hai. lol

kidding.

being a nerd is cool kay.

Lennie - jamming is good for health

parkour jam? ill give it a thought ditch thnx

here as you can see,daniel nearly got himself smashed by the ball...

clash of the buddies. whatcha think?

find nerdy looking jason... he plays the same position as daniel, and failed to block him from getting me, and left me to clear the mess, in which i did. Thank God.

nice try ditch, try again next year (= hah kidding

thank and tag me for promoting you. lucky saint on a raffles blog.

2006-10-12T16:59:00.000+08:00

LINK: http://www.news.com.au/story/0%2C23599%2C2...13762%2C00.html

QUOTE:

A WOMAN has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body.

Natasha Timarovic, 27, was cleaning her teeth at home when lightning struck the building.She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building.

I don't remember much after that, but I was later told that the lightning had travelled down the water pipe and struck me on the mouth, passing through my body.It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I don't remember much at all.

" Doctors at the city hospital where she was treated for burns to the mouth and rear said: "The accident is bizarre but not impossible.

She was wearing rubber bathroom shoes at the time and so instead of earthing through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside," a medic told local television news channel, 24 Sata."It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she was touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap.

If she had not been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the blast."

2006-10-11T21:27:00.000+08:00

2 Chinese Boys Sing Jessica Simpson

HI GUYS!!!!!! Argh we slaves of raffles slavertorium are studying while others are playing how sweet(:

okay today me and lennie had a beep test : some agility + stamina test for rugby u run 20 metres before a beep sounds, and the beep goes faster and faster .

haha lennie did not-bad.

i am like the slowest and most unfit ruggger yay... (:

after that we went for comp studies.

DANIEL lim attituded the teacher.

'daniel sheep says:i was laughing at something u said

daniel sheep says:and then she said can u pls keep quiet

daniel sheep says:then jus as she turned around and walked off

daniel sheep says:i started laughing like a dick again

daniel sheep says:and then she blew up

daniel sheep says:and said THATS IT IVE HAD ENOUGH GET OUT NOW!

daniel sheep says:ILL RATHER JUST FAIL YOU THAN LET YOU make noise in here

daniel sheep says:then i said okay lor here you ,and i gave her my papers

daniel sheep says:and then she saiddaniel sheep says:NO YOU GO TO THE OTHER ROOM

daniel sheep says:then i said but you want to fail me i tot? i dont mind

daniel sheep says:and then she startedpushing me

daniel sheep says:dont underestimate grannies

daniel sheep says:they have big biceps waa

LOL Houyes first-hand-account.
Tho the provenace may be credible as it is a first hand acocunt, however we must take in account the succeptibility to biaseness as he is boasting to his friend. However as this friend was also a witness, it is thus safe to say that base on the provenace, tone, motive, implied meaning , that this source is believable. Haha well i failed all my tests. so Teacher Cxxr wans my parents number haha just added another fake random number to her list .... that 6 fake random numbers altogether lol ok watch that...the ddcrew will be trying to make one of this lipsynch videos. soon enuff.

2006-10-09T20:51:00.000+08:00

i have an interesting analogy to share with you guys :)

take good advice... :D
-dan

2006-10-08T16:10:00.000+08:00

well hello again.
jason is being a bitch and nagging me to write him an article for weeks.he's a prick;
but for your information; here's another article.

the attractive male.

every single one of you have the potential to become the most interesting person ever. its all about self belief and the desire and passsion to do so.

confidence. ask any girl what trait she desires most in a guy and guess what she'll answer.ask sean connery; the first bond, one of the most charming men around; his answer? "confidence, confidence"what exactly is this confidence?

its the ability to do things without asking for approval, to dare to

take the lead,to say no. it applies in all aspects of our lives, not just dealing with women.
self-esteem. in order for someone to truly love you, you need to love yourself first. even cocky funny, a la mister jason communicates that he loves himself more than he loves her, and if she doesnt like it, its her loss. love yourself; eat healthy,workout, get a life, read, enjoy yourself. its this joie de vivre, joy of life that people can pick up on and they enjoy it.

respect. its all about respect. if you do not respect others, you will not go far. if you do not respect yourself, then youwont get anywhere. love yourself and love others. do not be afraid of your desires. the nice guy represses his desires thinkingthat he'll be liked if he's nice. the bad boy imposes himself on others and takes what he wants without giving back. guess whogets more girls? the nice guy disrespects himself, the bad boy disrespects others; neither is truly successful. respect yourselfenough to express your desires and not be afraid of them, and respect others enough to give them enough space and add value totheir life.
value.

every single person is selfish. they love you only if you add value to their life. be interesting, be willing to share,be willing to accept when a person shares. learn to give constructive criticism. no one likes being told they suck. complimentsare fine, when earned. how'd you have enough value to add to others? simple, but tough. get a life; go out, meet new people, getnew experiences, enrich yourself. focus on improving your life and others will want to be part of it.

a man who loves women, is loved by women. man and women are yin and yang. each needs each other to complement each other to form a whole. there is a bit of the other within each person. embrace that and embrace the fact that each gender needs the otherand believe in that. appreciate every woman, point out what you find unique and special in her, but point out her flaws as well and works with her to improve them.

have many female friends. learn from them, talk to them without expecting anything.they willteach you a lot.
spontaneous. be spontaneous, act on your desires. believe in what you're doing, and do it.

call her, just do it. don't care if some stupid dating guide says call her after three days. go for a walk at night. tell her to meet you and dont tell her whatyou're gonna do. bring her on an emotional rollercoaster. dare to go against the norm. hate the boring, love the mysterious.don't bring her to a movie, bring her to ikea and knock her about with the dragon soft toy.

we are all inherently different. the norm is comfortable and we allow ourselves to be moulded into that because its comfortable,and no one will reject us. accept what is different and allow it to show. this is what women mean when they say "just be yourself"different is attractive. be different, be yourself,
-jingwen

2006-10-06T22:17:00.000+08:00

I am writing this post to applaud Lennie our dear rocker on being such a real MENG NAN ( brave man crudely trans. )

So it goes like this .... tralalalalalaa

Lennis went to the library with all of us to STUDY. He met his church friend he did not know. And sat next to her.
HE DID SOMETHING UNEXPECTED . HE CHATTED HER UP ^^

Lennie: Hey what sch are you from.

XY: ChungCheng
.
.
.
.
.
(shall not be revealed )

We went to LongJohnSilver .

Me: ' Lennie i dare you to ask the lady to give us bigger fish. basket the picture so goddamn big, give us so damn small. SCAM US LAH.!'

Elias : '*sniggers* i bet lennie dun dare'

Lennies : " i show u , i'd do anything for food '

The fish chronicles =)

" Can we have 2 Combo 1 "

"that will be (3.6 x 2 = 7.30 ) 7.30 each. "

*she roughly pushes two trays of trashy looking fishes up* 'they look malnourished even when dead'

'Aunty can i have a bigger fish, these two why so small, other customer you give so big "

" all same wan lah! all standaaaarrrrd!"

*manager walks in*

'excuse me sir, the fish all come in standard size, we gave you the biggest we had'

'but i wan bigger!'

*fyi got 4 fishes*

'why 1 big 3 small,aunty u see these 2 fish diffrent size, where got standard, can i have both big instead of 1 big 1 small'

'but..but... OKAY..*turns around and puts 2 bigger fishes ont eh plate*

'aunty why still so small'

'sir this is our biggest, we gave you the bigger we had, all standard size one (how contradictory) '

'can i have all 4 big fishes * gestures to me* my friend also. *i blush like some baboon ass* '

'sir, we really have no bigger fishes, sorry sir, "

*both manager and cashier looking damn pissed*

'FINE LAH!"
stomps back to seat.

2006-10-04T21:35:00.000+08:00

Okay this was cool. So after a brain-wrecking session with daniel, elias, and lennie, me and lennie went outside the block to wait for our mamas and papas like nice little obedient kids.
SUDDENLY . ATTACK OF THE BEES!!!!!!!

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these bunch of hornets suddenly started buzzing round me and lennie.

At first there was 1

then there was 2

then 3

ARGH just multiply by the factor of 5 every 3 secounds, you''ll get the idea geek.

at that secounds. ' wah so many bees ' i remarked. *no answer*
i look right.' Eh? where is lennie?!'
i look forward * lennis grabbing his super low pants and pulling them up while he bounds off in a awkward gait, and i could literally see the hornets swarming over him. '
i guess lennis is not only scared of dogs. but also hornets =)
so I

grab my pants

and chiong!!!!! also

then we met outside.
we scratched ourself irritably and all our hair were literally all ERRECTED. every little prick we felt we thought it was a hornet sting and we just jumped around ' OMG DID THE BEE JUST BITE ME .SHIT I'VE BEEN BITTEN '

we waited and waited. for our dear old moms and pops to come fetch us.

' eh why all the bees all die' lennie points excitedly to the floor

WAH REALLY DIE SIA

why die? aiyo dunno dun care.

An idea
struck me then, collect some dead hornets for my broders pet spider! yay

CUTE right. I bring home threw them away cos my brother claims his spider does not eat dead food. thats bull shit.

BEEHIVEs...zzzzzzzzz

2006-10-04T21:25:00.000+08:00

BUZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

man cant believe there are people with fetishes for dead bees... just didnt expect it to be our most enthu blogger.

jason the beekeeper.

today the new rajaratnam block and the entrance at the rjc campus were raining bees... from the new teaching block we (jas and lennie) raced right out of rjc...
and guess what.

yupp
bees again... but this time they were spiralling in the air, and after that 'phenomenon', they dropped crippled on the concrete ground and grass... zzz
a bee epidemic. (=

not sure what attracted that beekeeper, perharps it was the tiny legs struggling helplessly on it back or its black and yellow suit(resembles acs jerseys hah). but this guy started screwing around and used the box file of elias, opened it up and scooped dead bees in... zzz grosssss
what a humanitarian spirit jason possesses.. he probably wanted to bring it back to get it a better burial ground.

the truth; it was for his brother's pet spider... (= they just didnt had time to get food for that creature and decided that dead bees were the most convenient form of insect food.. hai.

there's more... later i walked back to the ri atrium. along the way i counted about 36 POORRR DEAD BEES ON THE PAVEMENTS AND ROADS... must have been the fumigation. poor bees. ri's the new bee hunt and a hive for those buzzing nonsense.

o yar, tomorrow we'll be pioneering the new teaching block which dons a slivery WHITE color scheme... and guess whats it called???

RAJARATNAM BLOCK...

for the intellectually more abled; please dont the mind that comment. it isnt racist, its just puzzling. (= i mean no harm. yup

Lennie, jamming is good for health

Dear dick diary....

2006-10-04T15:08:00.000+08:00

Dear dick diary,
I have been feeling traumatic lately. My friends in school, they have developed a new hobby. they call it "the art of wedgeing". Its traumatic... to feel that white piece of cloth being pulled up and straining agaisnt the most precious of possessions. and did you know that J Lopez's each ass cheek was insured for 500 mil bucks. i wonder how much those losers will have to pay if they wedgie her :)
On monday, we had chinese lesson. the great philosopher you preached his well known sermon once again. Moral values, character... all because we daoed him when he entered the class. temper temper....
FYI: jason got 90/100 for chinese test :)
i got a 60 ):

Nothing Gold Can Stay

Nature's first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf's a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
-- Robert Frost

I guess jasons wedgeing wont stay for long....

and by the way did you know.

if you touch an atomic bomb while its exploding, you will be in trouble.

like poor mr merriman.
how ironic
i guess he wasnt all so merry after all....
bye

P.S jus for laughs

Britain U.S.
arse ass

In vulgar senses "buttocks" ("anus"/"wretch"); unrelated sense "donkey" is ass in both. Both forms are found in Canada and the term is more or less interchangeable in the UK, although the pronunciation differs between spellings.

courtesy of wikipedia.

Tｈｅ　Ａｒｔ　ｏｆ　Ｗｅｄｇｉｅｉｎｇ．

2006-09-28T21:29:00.000+08:00

Here's something you dont see very often. What does it look like? All you guys will probably be really familiar with this, since you see it nearly everyday, but for the girls, well, it's an underwear label. If you haven't heard of Byford, you're probably from Mars.

This photo was taken in class, and well, it's jason's. Here's how this sexy thang came out of his underwear. Yan wei is our favourite classmate, as many of you all know. You can see him in some of the previous posts(he's that guy with the weird hair and the quote 'is that a god or a demon?'). He loves giving out free wedgies.

Apparently jason has been pissing him off, so he gave him a piece of his mind. at the same time, he took a piece of his underwear. Byford, London, 33-31 inches, medium. just the label, mind you. if he took out a piece of the cloth, jason would be walking home without his underwear. that sort of gait can be seen from a distance away. usually it's similar to people walking with piles and are trying real hard to just hold their shit.

now that was just the intro. what i'm about to present today is our very own DickDiaries Wedgie Guide: Wedgieing is an art.

OUCH.

Why does a wedgie hurt?

Basically try and imagine what happens everytime you wedgie someone. the cloth(or satin or spandex or whatever) is compressed into a tight strip and stuffed up your ass. in other words, it's flossing your butt. this is often a non-violent way of resolving disputes, as i have remonstrated by the jason/yanwei example.

When should you wedgie and when should you not? Everytime when you want to wedgie someone, you must keep in mind SLUT. This is an acronym for the basic wedgie conditions:

-Standing
-Low pants
-Untucked shirt
-Turned around

These are not principles, but rather compulsory conditions required if one wants to carry out a successful wedgie.

Standing

Standing is important because of the way a wedgie is carried out: against the direction of gravity. this is what makes wedgies actually hurt at all; the person's own body weight is being pressed onto the bottom of his own underwear. Since all forces have an equal and oposite reaction, the person's ass feels the weight too.

Also, if one is sitting down, a wedige cannot be carried out because of the person's butt already pressing down on the underwear, restricting other movement. thus keep in mind that the only succesful wedgie can be one where the target is standing up.

To make someone stand up, drop something onto their chair(make it seem accidental). then say: 'sorry can you stand up, i dropped something on your chair.' then OUCH.

Low Pants
Low pants are often seen in guys(refer to previous entry on uniform styles). this makes them much easier wedgie targets, because of the visibility of their underwear(if any, of course) and the ease with which they can be grabbed and pulled. thus always look out for low pants on your victim. it will make your job much much easier.

Untucked Shirt
Untucked shirt. of course, the bane of all prefects, teachers, but a favourite of wedgiers. this, in addition to low pants, makes your victim an easy target. when his shirt is untucked at the back, it means he's asking for a wedgie. so give him one! just grap, pull, and grab the second layer below, and pull again. then hear the OUCH.

Turned around
Turned around is basically to aid in using a stealthy approach. as research has shown, a wedgie is less likely to be stopped if the victim has zero awareness of what you are about to do. from the yanwei/jason war, yanwei's secret to victory lies in his stealthy approach. however yanwei is always anticipating jason's counterattacks, so he manages to fend them off with ease. yanwei has a 84.54% success rate, while jason has such a low succes rate it is negligible. (sorry jason.)

Perfect.

Why is this perfect? it fulfils all the requirements of the SLUT components: he is standing, his pants are low, and his shirt is tucked out and he is turned away from you.

Now this is a difficult target.

His pants are rather high and tight, which means you'll probably have a hard time reaching into his pants to grab the object of your desire.(the underwear i mean.)

His shirt is tucked in, representing one extra obstacle. it's quite hard to pull out considering his pants is quite tight, as mentioned.

Although he is standing up, he is a difficult target because of the wedgier's inability to make contact with the underwear at all. this is one of the best ways to defend yourself from wedgiers: high pants, tucked in, tight pants. avoid standing. that's why nerds never get wedgied.

Hopefully this guide will help you in your future wedgies to come, or protect you from potential wedgiers.

2006-09-27T21:43:00.000+08:00

It seemed that out of battle I escaped
Down some profound dull tunnel, long since scooped
Through granites which titanic wars had groined.
Yet also there encumbered sleepers groaned,
Too fast in thought or death to be bestirred.
Then, as I probed them, one sprang up, and stared
With piteous recognition in fixed eyes,
Lifting distressful hands, as if to bless.
And by his smile, I knew that sullen hall,-
By his dead smile I knew we stood in Hell.
With a thousand pains that vision's face was grained;
Yet no blood reached there from the upper ground,
And no guns thumped, or down the flues made moan.
"Strange friend," I said, "here is no cause to mourn."
"None," said that other, "save the undone years,
The hopelessness. Whatever hope is yours,
Was my life also, I went hunting wild
After the wildest beauty in the world,
Which lies not calm in eyes, or braided hair,
But mocks the steady running of the hour,
And if it grieves, grieves richlier than here.
For by my glee might many men have laughed,
And of my weeping something had been left,
Which must die now I mean the truth untold,
The pity of war, the pity war distilled.
Now men will go content with what we spoiled,
Or, discontent, boil bloody, and be spilled.
They will be swift with swiftness of the tigress.
None will break ranks, though nations trek from progress.
Courage was mine, and I had mystery,
Wisdom was mine, and I had mastery:
To miss the march of this retreating world
Into vain citadels that are not walled.
Then, when much blood had clogged their chariot-wheels,
I would go up and wash them from sweet wells,
Even with truths that lie too deep for taint.
I would have poured my spirit without stint
But not through wounds; not on the cess of war.
Foreheads of men have bled where no wounds were.
I am the enemy you killed, my friend.
I knew you in this dark: for so you frowned
Yesterday through me as you jabbed and killed.
I parried; but my hands were loath and cold.
Let us sleep now... "
-- Wilfred Owen

"this is to remind the 4 rockers that we have to do a presention on this poem, lets ace the final assignment"
OWNAGE

2006-09-23T21:03:00.000+08:00

OMG the hits still aren't meetin my expectations. People have started laughing at us.
*cough* 4 people , blog hits so lanjiao, 1 one person over 1k hits liao * cough* .
My reply? " Eat my blog and finish up the pixelated crumbs :)

Many people have lamented; 'haiz i look so retarded in my school uniform , I LOOK COOL WHEN IM IN MY BILLABONG's, OP's, ROXY's, TRIUMPH's, AdIdAs's, or in-my-red-hot-sexy-A-cup-bra. SO JUDGE ME NOT ON MY APPEARANCE IN SCHOOL!'

Me thinking : ' wah this son of a bitch loser, look like retard, talk like l0s3r come and deny he looks retarded, he is just in a state of sad self-denial '

So i was thinking on day in school, "How do people look cool and charming in the BiBi and BuBu brand of uniform. How do you wear it to be supposedly 'cool' to the best u can be in your school uniform... What are the different styles, and who would wear them? "

The different parts of the school uniform i've seen that could constitute to being 'cool' or 'loser' are..

The tuckin in of shirt.
The wearing of tie
The height u wear ur pants at / the tightness

FOR MALES lah >.<

Shirt tucking. ........long long ago when jason was still a kid in Holy Grace Kindergarten (thats about 84 years ago ) 'Teacher. teacher! Why can't we tuck in our shirt. My Kor Kor tuck in his shirt. Very handsome! His hairstyle even more beautiful Side parting de, why i cannot use gel and gel it to the side? '

NOW???. Damn it lah shirt also muz tuck in . OMG DID U SEE THAT LOzzzER. STILL SIDE-PARTING LOL LOSER omgpwnz0rl33tn0ob . Thats one uber noob.

Shirt tucking

requirements: hems of this shirt must be tucked in. as long as its tuck in, its acceptable.

So we the DickDiaries Blogger Crew got our very own models to show us the different ways of shirt tucking.

Style I: Back out
This style is one pesky killer. You may not do it intentionally, but it just comes out of the back of your pants when you engange in vigorous activities. "Soccer, Fights, Studying ,***" .Our very own Mr Elias Tiong is a die-hard fan of this style, with his perceived coolness. A favourite of those who try to look sporty in their school uniform.

Style II: One-side-out
This style is both charm and chic (to me lah, dun flame me can? pls? im hot enuff *jk* ) What i perceive from this style is, "im not stupid enuff to get caught by e teachers all the time, but im not so hiong to go all the way IN. This one-side-out thingy is an elegant touch to finish off your image in the school uniform. Personally i would recommend this for starters.

Style III: All-out-IM BLOOMING
Hmmm, this style consists of two levels. The Symbolism level, and the Practical level.

Most students from neighbourhood schools fancy this style. The symbolic point about this style
is that it means 'I wan to be free, I wan no constraints, I wan to be-of-the-box, rules-are-meant-to-be-broken,' Okay, that was translated. It actually meant. " I wan liddat bui song si bo, bui kam luan arh? RI kia , si bak gao, see what see, i wear like that very song, beri comfor-ta-ber. "
Well schools thought out of the box too!(tho people shuden even think with boxes) They printed the schools number at the hem of the shirt, asking for people who see the number to call!

Elite schoolist people generally don't fancy this style as its sloppy, gives people the impression tt you dun care bout ur image (tho you meant otherwise) . Worse of all it makes you look uncouth, dirty, smelly, and unhygienic. I don't know why, but thats the impression it gives me.

The practical part? Its quite comfy. I guess thats why CHIJ gals like to undo their sexy belt. Training to be preganant wad.

TIES

Now we are on to ties. Tho they are used for symbolic purposes - to look serious and mature. They too can be a fashion tool in the area of School-uniforms. Strangulation, Chocking and other serious injuries may occur with horseplay of this item, and young kids are strongly advised not to wear them, or even put them over your heads. enjoy your freedom while it lasts.

Style 1: Charm and Chic ( with the additional plus of no strangulation)
This style is really widely used as you can look neat and tidy, without being strangled by the button on the shirt. As you can see in the picture below, the button is undone. and u can see lennie's very sexy neck.

Style 2: OMG JUST BEEN RAPED!!!!!!!
I dont fancy this style cuz. LOOK AT THE NAME OF IT. Most people do this style when they are frustrated and mad, and they juz tug at their tie in anger. They just look raped. RAPED! looks good on gals tho =)

Style 3: Juz for luffs! Macdonalds lalala

Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.
And on his farm he had some chicks, E-I-E-I-O.
With a chick, chick here,And a chick, chick there,Here a chick, there a chick,Everywhere a chick, chick,
Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.

This is a rare sight among RI students, but occasionally if you'd spot one crazy one, you get some of these time to time. I would rate this style superb in getting laughs, otherwise. not -recommended.

Shorts:
Quote:" Shorts arh, good for your balls, free to dangle and swing closest to primitive clothswear we can get after sarongs and kilts. Print tiger stripes on them , and WAH new and reformed Ri caveboy!"

Style One: Pull my pants down mister.
Low pants. According to many people, it is one factor that would distinguish you from an ordinary dude to and EX-trodinary poot. Yes pun included. This is one style that gives you the most freedom, for your babys to sway and shake. Not only does this style gives and optical illusion that your taller, its makes your lower body look smaller and your upper body bigger. Making you look bigger, more macho, more manly, more incredible.
Downside? Girls like tight asses, according to jingwen, This style makes your ass seeem non-existent, and your pros-terior would look flappy and extremely saggys. Last thing you would wan't would be chicks asking you where your ass went.

"ass-less creep"

Style 2 : Squeeze me hard and high.
On the contrary, this style is almost the exact opposite of style one. The shorts is worn above the belly button, and tight fit. This is one heck of a great way to wear your belows, as its replicates the skin-tight spandex suits people are wearing now. Underwears are not needed as support is given by the shorts itself. A real 2-in-one. Recommended for people who are TIGHT-strapped on cash.
Patrons of this styles? Sexae brave mooks who wan to show their nice hot round ass to the world. =)

Author: Jason =)

SOO LONG NEVER POST

2006-09-19T21:51:00.000+08:00

wah so long never post can see the hit dropping hor. MISS ME RITE!

hopefull this post would at least entertain you with its humourous pictures .

How far would people go to get good grades. Spend 600 bucks on starwars costumes? Cross-dress at the sake of people not recognising his sexuality? Or just plain slack using newspapers and garbage bags for our costumes. Yeh people if case i forgot to mention, im cocking bout the English Drama thingy.

CHECK THOSE ABS

CLASSIC I-LOVE-YOU-KISS-ME-QUICK POSE

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------argh this was one serious sub-quality post, zz bo brain juice. ILL BE BACK WITH A VENGENCE I PROMISE!
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E latest hot topic???

2006-09-19T20:29:00.001+08:00

hmm braces' gonna become a ffashion statement in future... mmmmhmmm

BRACES - has got to be the hottest topic right now in 2D... zzz cause someone keeps whining about how pain it is to have and how nice it is to have homemade abalone porridge etc and getting privileges like ponning trainings (=

haha - nowadays life is boring without any clowning escapades. the rocker clan is dying down zzz, just as the rafflesian spirit... hahaaaaa
well its a good thing we still have angmoh and his braces (= liven things up with all of the above.

Tooth Talk
Lots of kids don't have perfect teeth, so don't worry if yours aren't straight. Take a look at most of your classmates. Many of them probably don't have straight teeth either. Sometimes teeth just don't grow in evenly.
Your teeth might be crooked, or your upper and lower jaws might not be the same size. If your upper jaw is bigger than your lower jaw, that's called an overbite. If your lower jaw is bigger than your upper jaw, you have an underbite.
Either way it's called malocclusion (say: mah-luh-kloo-zhun), a word that comes from Latin and means "bad bite." Malocclusion is just a word that dentists use to describe the shape of your mouth.
Your dentist might notice one of these problems during a regular visit and recommend that you see an orthodontist (say: or-thoh-dahn-tist). This person may also be called a braces specialist. He or she can determine whether you need braces.
Types of Braces
If your parents had braces, you may have seen pictures of them with their mouths full of metal. Today, braces are much less noticeable. Metal braces are still used, but you might be able to get clear braces or braces that are the same color as your teeth. There are even braces that are behind your teeth where no one can see them.
The wires that are used in braces today are also smaller and better than they used to be, and they're made of a space-age material that straightens your teeth faster and easier. The rubber bands that go along with braces come in funky colors now, too. So you could have black and orange ones for Halloween if you like.
How Braces Work
Braces straighten teeth by putting steady pressure on your teeth and by staying in place for a certain amount of time. Most kids just need regular braces with wires and rubber bands doing their jobs to keep pressure on the teeth. The wires on your braces help to move your teeth, and the rubber bands help to correct the alignment (say: uh-lyne-munt), the way your teeth line up.
If your teeth need a little extra help, you may have to wear head or neck gear with wires attached to your teeth. If you do have to wear headgear, don't panic! You probably will only have to wear it at night or when you're at home in the evening.
Everyone has to wear braces for different lengths of time, but most people usually wear braces for about 2 years. You'll want to take special care of your teeth after the braces come off. You may need to wear a retainer, which is a small, hard piece of plastic with metal wires or a thin piece of plastic shaped like a mouth guard. Retainers make sure your teeth don't go wandering back to their original places. Your retainer will be specially molded to fit your newly straightened teeth.
After you get your retainer, your orthodontist will tell you when you have to wear it and how long - you might have to wear your retainer all day and all night for 2 years, you might have to wear it at night for 6 months, or you might have to wear it every other night for many years. It just depends on your teeth.
Life With Braces
Braces act like magnets for food, so you need to keep your teeth especially clean while you have them on. You'll want to brush after meals and be extra careful to get out any food that gets stuck in your braces. Your orthodontist also may give you a special flosser you can use to floss in and around your braces. When your orthodontist changes your wires, ask if you can do a quick floss (it'll be easier without the wires).
You won't have to go on any special diet when you have braces, but you'll want to avoid some foods that are problems for braces. Stay away from popcorn, hard and sticky candy, and especially gum. Sugary sodas and juices can cause a problem, too, because the sugar stays on your teeth and may cause tooth decay. You can have these drinks, but be sure to brush afterward.
Because braces put pressure on your teeth, you might feel uncomfortable once in a while, especially after the orthodontist makes adjustments. If you have pain, ask your mom or dad to give you a pain reliever.
If you ever have a loose wire or bracket, or a wire that is poking you, you should see the orthodontist right away to get it taken care of. If your orthodontist can't find a problem, he or she may give you some soft wax that you can stick on the bracket that's bothering you. Then it won't rub against your mouth.
So braces can be inconvenient, but lots of kids have them and they are definitely worth the trouble. When will you know for sure? On the day your braces are removed and you can see your new and improved smile!

Lennie
jamming is good for health

acknoledgements::: nearly forget sia
http://www.kidshealth.org/kid/health_problems/teeth/braces.html
Updated and reviewed by: Lisa A. Goss, RDH, BS, and Garrett B. Lyons, Sr., DDSDate reviewed: June 2004Originally reviewed by: Steven Dowshen, MD, and Lisa A. Goss, RDH, BS

2006-09-18T22:03:00.000+08:00

I AM AN OFFICIAL COCK-MOUTH WHO CAN'T CLOSE MY MOUTH PROPERLY =*(

2006-09-14T20:48:00.000+08:00

Singapore has crazy roads.

i think a ride home in the mrt is more peaceful than taking a ride back in my dad's car, albeit longer. holy hell, here's some of the stuff you'll hear and feel when you try doing the heart-stopping act of driving through a bunch of retarded non-signal-showing, slow-as-a-snail-moving drivers in Geylang, when its peak hours.

me:...
dad: this guy, moving so slowly, hai.
beep,beep.
dad:why is that guy leaving such a big gap(between him and the car in front)?

silence for a moment.

BEEP! BEEEEEEEEP!

dad: BLOODY IDIOT!

[tyre screeching sounds]
me:...[my balls are scared off]

dad:now the taxi drivers, really damn one kind. stop in the middle of the road again.
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
dad:bloody hell, shit you la. horn at me some more.

BEEEEEEP! BEEEEP!

dad: this guy turn dont know how to show signal, bloody hell.

me: errrr.. yeah.

that is really not very pleasant. but exhilarating. you should try it one day. Geylang is best for hthis sort of stuff. wow. but luckily, no vulgarities. (:

Sungming our local-bred artist. zzz

2006-09-13T21:39:00.000+08:00

SungMing:

must ACKNOWLEDGE if you post on the blog ah...

this guy is really manly... can actually find the time to some profile especially for us. too manly zzz yea, i'm acknowledging now kay sungming.

zzzz so blurrrrrrr

but ah forget it haha

2006-09-12T21:50:00.000+08:00

RAFFLES DOTA CHARACTER ( drawn by our very own fractured finger. fractured leg, handsome pro good-friend-of-ours-sungming-sungzei AKA charming prince AKA Super flicker AKA Leg breaker AKA pro tackler SUNG MING THANKS FOR DRAWING IT DAMMIT)

check our my ultimate...

2006-09-12T21:29:00.000+08:00

okay finally i have a bit of time to post something. the last few weeks the com has been screwing up on me. i think me and daniel are posting the least. but then, what on earth do we have to post about?

let's see. our magnificent drama production. <--

waaa looks damn hot. but i think we are screwed for it, like totally. one day we should take photos of a rehearsal or soemthign and you should check it out. something worth seeing, not for the artistic value but for its entertainment value. why?

okay never mind. that was retarded i shouldnt have talked about that anyway.
but today we had a talk on computer addiction. =)
wow same pic. ' who's addicted? 'survey says we're all moderate online users. daniel the gayyyy didnt come. he ponned school again for his violin exam. oh no, no i'm trying not to use the computer so much. i promised myself to get some more sleep rather than just 7 freaking hours. ugh. i'm sleepy. sleepy people should become MPs, because thats what they do for a living, right? haha yanwei watch out. god or demon yo. =)

shit i AM GOING TO GO SLEEP NOW. this was like the lamest post ever in blogging history, because i am just trying to find some shit in the back of my head to blog about. okay i am going now. damn.

i think the next holiday you won't see me online. one day should be dedicated to sleeping. and i mean the 12 hours of DAY.

ohyes i am supposed to sleep now. tsktsk. signs of computer addiction. tsk tsk. good night people. thanks for the new tagboard.

braces on a twohill (=

2006-09-12T20:45:00.000+08:00

okay twohill is out... woohoooooooooooo. yea. king of identity has left the building with his fella monkey king joakim.. zzz

but just take maybe 2 mins or something and browse through that complaint by jason, and how he is willing to live on his porridge foreva. (=
braces are sure painful. ((((: haha
thats why to all the anti-twohills out there, it was a pain to sing for u unfeeling audiences who thought that his hair was his lucky star that neearllyy brought him to stardom (: i think i am really crapping here. not a fan of twohill either. zzz haha

but singing with those metals arent the least pleasant at all. aye???
so we should give this angmoh who can fluently converse and perform in CHINESE nationwide credit. aye??? haha

* SAY SAY SAY YAFOOOUUPP *

wooohoooooooo.

Lennie
jamming is good for health

2006-09-12T20:16:00.000+08:00

BRACES

Ok im gonna get them. And "LUCKILY" i dont have to extract anything, but sian the super sepreators are frigging painful.( for me at least **** to all who says im ghey ! )

The doc puts this rubberband n between your molars to make space for the braces. And after he put it, my mouth felt weird. Like a fish out of water, like a cat in water, like ironman in acid, like JASON @ a funeral. GEDDIT?!

So i acted manly, and straight after the stupid insertion of the seperators i went to buy roti prata to eat. Manly hor?
still remembering the word i told my mum.
"aiya mummy i rugby this one not pain one..."

ZOMG

BLOODY PAINFUL LUHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*BOOHOOOOOO*

I woke up brought tuna bread and egg sanwich to school. During class i tried to sneak a bite. Haha i got caught but the teacher heck. I COULDN'T bite thru the bread. ouch....
So i add oxtail-porridge for lunch and dinner!!!! ROCKS STILL i can live on porridge for EVA.

my mouth is so damn sore.

GG next week braces even worse. T.T

2006-09-09T15:36:00.000+08:00

Women at 20 are like soccer, many people chase..

30 like net ball, a few people chase....

40 like ping pong, i pass to you, you pass to me.

50 like golf

HIT FAR AWAY!

2006-09-07T20:53:00.000+08:00

PREFECT ELECTIONS ARE ROUND TEH DOOR
(I have kindly agreed to help this sad little dude with his hopeless prefect nomination. Hopedfully u all rocker out there would help me help him, whats more i spiced his introduction with a touch of Jason inside. Enjoy! )

Hi everyone *waves like some kawaii chick-dude* , I am Ryan Tan Yi Jie from 1D.
I am from basketball (unlike Jason) and he has agreed to help me promote my name for RIPB elections through this super popular blog of his!!!!!!

I think that I do have Funk and Spunk to be a prefect.( C'mon I seriously think the prefectorial board needs cool guys like me (: , and ladys I look hawt in soon-to-be-black-shoes, so get your RI bfs to vote for me babes! )

Fancy a dog?

A dog that's cool?

A Funky cool dog? that can dribble a ball with his paws?

Well you got one waiting to serve you right here! Ill serve you and your home called Raffles Institution, to the very best of my pwn-zor ownange capabilities. You wan law and order. Ryan is in the house, I book everyone and anyone yeah? So beware.(: unless your especially hot/cool/nice *OH SO WE ARE EXCLUDED?* NO! Ill be impartial. Even is some SUPER DUPER MACHO COOL guy like Jason etc. from rugby BULLIES YOU? Don't worry I wont be scared of his uber biceps, and pecs and ill book him with nothing bout courage and justice in my heart, nevermind the fact that im his good friend...

I am a good friend of the Rocker Clan, which is another fine example of my sociable character. I get along with others well, and although I do not crack jokes as naturally as Jason, I think I am halfway there. Being a prefect comes with many responsibilities, and I am confident that I can do a good job. But all this will not be possible if YOU guys out there do not cast your vote for me. I will not let any of you down.

Last but not least, I would like to sincerely thank Jason, Elias, Lennie and Daniel for helping me out. Jason in particular, who has been giving me priceless advice and tips throughout the entire prefect elections. He is superman without doubt. I would like to appeal to all of you out there once again to give me the opportunity to showcase my leadership skills and bring you, me as well as the school to a better and higher level. Thanks Jason.

"My pleasure, ZZZ i better start posting myself. By hey like i changed 75 % of his post "

2006-09-06T13:12:00.000+08:00

There's an old saying that goes like "an enemy of an enemy is a friend" If that's true, than shouldn't a friend of a friend be an enemy?
did we ever find out who let the dogs out?

bacon + eggs= bacon & eggs!

i think the only way President Bush could not get re-elected is if the legal voting age was lowered to 6 and to nominate Spongebob-Squarepants

Don't fight ugly people, they've got nothing to lose

Before you make fun of someone, walk a mile in there shoes. Then make fun of them all you want because your a mile away and you have there shoes!

Something can't "new & improved" If it's new, there's nothing like it before; and if it's improved, there'd have to be something before it

to truely understand what is mankind, we have to look at the two words that make up mankind; "Mank" and "Ind" and those words are mysteries, and so is mankind

ahhh more crap on the net wooooo
-dan

2006-09-06T13:06:00.000+08:00

heyy i found this cool article
read n enjoy!(:

Is there a Santa?
(from an engineering standpoint)
As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and with research help from that renown scientific journal SPY magazine (January, 1990) - I am pleased to present the annual scientific inquiry into Santa Claus.

1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.

2) There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.

3) Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about. .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75-1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc. This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man- made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.

4) The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized Lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison - this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth.

5) 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecrafts re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.

In conclusion - If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now.
awesome.
-dan

2006-09-05T22:58:00.000+08:00

okay haha yeah everyone agrees it was a nice post. lets hope it ain't gonna be the last time though. eh i'm taller than jingwen i think. but i think he's double my weight. what does that say?

ooh haven't posted for freaking long. but steve erwin died yesterday. oh nooo. no more croc hunter. man thats sad. he didnt get killed by the creature with the strongest jaws in the world, he got killed by some little stingray dude who poisoned him. that's the irony of this damn world man.

He was a great crocodile hunter. But we all know his son will be a sting ray hunter. (:

elias.

Commentary on the short but manly

2006-09-03T21:56:00.000+08:00

Jingwen, our great short but manly PSL (pupil student leader worxz!!!) haha.

first of all we have to express our heartfelt gratitude and thanks for taking precious time out of his *busy schedule* to post on our rocker blog... haha

On a personal note, when i first stepped into raffles, i wasnt suprised to see someone like Jingwen, with his high socks hidden beneath his white pants which were a little too long for his 'lengthy' legs. (= And his really welcoming smile, his set of 32 teeth all really shimmering.. ahah! Well people say first impression isnt always true and i believe it now. The perceived typical RI nerd in my mind slowly changed into a really comical and hilarious guy hah. Sometimes his jokes get a little too dirty but most of the time during sec 1 he was just emphasizing the importance of being a good rafflesian... ( wolf in sheep's skin hah, what a *goodie*)

the guy frequents rafflesia condo's swimming pool. though hes not a resident... (:
he does the cool and hip ''walk-in'' but sadly it doesnt work at times when the security guards realise that its time they stop sleeping on their jobs...

cant believe he actually qualified as a pupil student leader, to pave the way for freshmen... zzz
jk haha
taking into account his height, im sure he can be part of
the rocker clan and really spice this blog up... since i seldom
post haha.

2006-09-03T09:35:00.000+08:00

GUEST APPEARANCE BY MR NG JING WEN

( i'd leave my email here for you to add me on msn, but i've got more than enough girls to handle. trust me. one mother is enough. tell me yours and we'll talk.*tagboard please*)

Wassup yo.

I have been invited to give a post on mr jason’s blog on teenage fashion.

What is fashion?

Is it wearing tight metrosexual shirts that reveal your nipples? Or loose pants that dangle halfway down your ass?

That’s kinda gay; you might soooo be giving out this please guys I’m up for grabs, pun intended, vibe.

'he's rejoicing that he doesnt have to wear such tight shit anymore'

Lets start off with the tight shirts bit; yes you may be muscular but shit man. No girl would want to see your nipples when it gets a tad too cold. Go for something that flatters your build, so if you’ve got nice shoulders, get something that fits nicely around your shoulders but doesn’t stick to you like cling wrap. NO SPANDEX. Fullstop. You’re not a diver or a professional tour de france cyclist. I’ve got a feeling that the French guy got testicular cancer more from his spandex than his bike anyway.

Shirts, not just t shirts are nice too. The checkered look is in, cos of brokeback mountain. You could probably throw in a nice cowboy hat if you can carry it off, but unless you’ve got a thing for gay cowboys, lay easy on the hat.

Baggy pants are rapper cool. It screams whoah I’m wearing XXX brand underwear or M & M boxers or I’m defending Singapore - I go commando. Its airy though. Cant blame them. But fuck man, having your pants dangling halfway down your ass is dangerous. Just one stumble and your little man will be set free, and in some cases, freedom too early is not good.

It looks sloppy and you can’t flaunt your tight ass, if you have one in the first place. Girls love tight asses. I’ve had my fair share of compliments; and not just from girls.

Wear them on the hip, nothing lower, and higher only if you’ve got a long body.

'A pix speaks a million words..or is it a thousand?'

Short guys, no three quarters pants. Actually, all guys, burn your fucking three quarters and make up your mind and get berms or pants. No in betweens. You look like a character out of snow white and the seven dwarves. And snow white was the one wearing the dress in that movie.(DAMN RIGHT)

Shoes. Stop wearing school shoes out. PLEASE. Girls bring shoe bags to bring their going out shoes to school. Maybe you should consider that too. Every guy should invest in a nice pair of sneakers; converses are decent; I like my nike cheyannes though. You should check those out. Loafers are a bit uncle, in my opinion. But it really depends on the occasion

"my shoes: chick test magnet - the classy babes love them"

Honestly, get a belt. The baggy pants guys wear belts. James bond wears belts. LKY wears belts. Belts are the finishing touch to your outfit. The garnish to your soup. The whipped cream to your ice cream. the cherry on your pie. Match your belts with your shoes. So brown shoes, brown belt, black shoes, black belt. No shoes? Fuck off.

'even our esteemed MM lee wears a belt'

I’ll talk more about colors next time.

Have fun.

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THANKS MUN .

WE ARE IN NEWSPAPERS!

2006-09-01T18:57:00.001+08:00

WE ARE IN NEWSPAPER.
to praise ACSI __
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BRYAN LOOKS LIKE A DINOSAUR HAHAHHAHA.
my face is blurred and like a 10cent coin =(
LALALALLALALALLA

WE ARE IN NEWSPAPERS!

2006-09-01T18:57:00.000+08:00

2006-08-29T23:05:00.000+08:00

FINALLY
as promised i shall post on our brilliant 30 SIGNS OF BEING ADDICTED TO SCHOOL
sorry for the late post.
no thanks to some screwed internet connection that bars me from blogger for 3 hours.... -.-
anyways HERE IT IS:)

30 signs of being addicted to school

1) You wake up at 6:30 am on a Saturday morning, thinking your late for school
2) You wonder if you’ve left your assignments undone on Monday mornings.
3) You charge your handphone dutifully every Sunday night in preparation for Monday
4) You check if you/ your maid prepared, packed your PE kit/ swimming trunks/ googles etc.
5) You try not to shit from 7.15am-3.15 pm
6) You ready yourself for the metamorphosis from the uber-guai-nerdy rocker to super-vulgar-kickass rocker.
7) You wake up everyday and even if you cant, you force yourself to shit before going to school, in preparation of bad toilets
8) When you see gaozhi, memories of a terrible Chinese teacher comes to mind and you start screaming frantically
9) You see alphabet soup and start making acronyms/ poems/ algebraic equations out of them
10) Pencil box checks every Sunday night and friday night - any lost stationery shall be replaced immediately!
11) Super 1.5 l bottle of ice cold water to quench any thirst faced in school
12) You pack extra 2 sets of clothes/ uniform in case of any unforeseen circumstances
13) Fridays are the worst days of the week (you cant bear to part from school)
14) Sunday nights are the best! No sleeping past 9:30pm! Must wake up early for school the next day!
15) You can form grammatically sound English sentences on the calculator
16) You link your school hard drive(for computer studies your personal profile) to your computer so that any unfinished computer homework can be finished as fast as possible
17) AsknLearn is the most visited site on your Internet Explorer
18) You put camaraderie to great use- join the copying syndicate mahn!
19) You cut your hair every week (in fear of failing hair check)
20) You install cctv camera on the whiteboard so that you can check the notices on the whiteboard and any homework instantly from your home or handphone
21) You know the Institution Anthem by heart and have composed preludes and continuations of the Institution Anthem
22) You wake up at 6.15am and brush teeth/ change into school uniform and get ready for school everyday of the holidays
23) You write a stackful of poems for your dear school during the school holidays
24) You do filing dutifully everyday for each and every subject
25) You bring stacks of tissue paper to school everyday (in case the school run out of toilet paper)
26) Your phone/ computer / journal / personal notes all contain the work needed to be completed, all updated daily
27) Every single staff/teacher is on your phone contact list, email list.
28) Immediately after Common Tests 1 finish, you can be found in the library photocopy room photocopying Common Test 2 papers to bring home and mug
29) You put the school crest as your display picture on MSN
30) You msn hotmal is rafflesian_@hotmail.com, for example, rafflesian_yisin@hotmail.com =D

Compiled by:Jason 1-6©
&

Daniel 7-30 ©

playing with the boomerang and stuff haha

2006-08-28T20:42:00.000+08:00

eric: "What were you three doing outside class when i not in class ah??? you want me to make you stay back for lunch izzit...??? you three ah nonsense. what were you all doing.

jason(lying): o sir we will seeing our worksheet... ( as if must go outside and see, not even some illegal stuff like money laundering or something right.. lousy liar)

lennie( getting frank ): not lar sir... its like that, we were trying to see if the boomerang actually curls lar. and whether it will come back to us....

IT REALLY CURLS LEH SIR. VERY PRO. I THOUGHT FAKE ONE. REALLY CURLS EH SIR! HAHA

eric: ah... o so its curiosity that led u three out of that class... wheres daniel!? that guy ah i tell you ah always like that one. wheres ur boomerang...

daniel walks towards us....

me and jas: daniel the boomerang go take lar!!!!

daniel takes tiny mouse steps like some scardey cat and picks up the boomerang... and walks towards us.

eric: look at him man... walk like girl . this daniel how to be soccer captain for 2D. just look... wahhh.

the rest, history.
the boomerang really curls lar. rocker! hah
we were playing the boomerang outside the class room during some redundant cle period... something like a free period. yay.
eric koh is uber-funneh. though jason hates him and his history lesson. well, i like him cause every history lesson he likes to teach infront of my face and so i have to bear with the raindrops which go pitter patter on my face. history teacher crapping about japanese occupation, and salivating/spitting on his student.. yay not bad. (=

gotta get a picture of that boomerang. and perharps the maori who came to put a show for us in their sole clothing
a cloth tied at their waist and only measures around the length of 4 15cm rulers
or 3 i think. zzz

lennie - JAM JAM JAM!!! plugin that amp. rummage for that pick, pick up those strings and wham bang dang... hahah lame.

Day at school

2006-08-28T19:03:00.000+08:00

Da Day at Da Dood's D'School

hoho me and daniel made a list titled " 28 signs telling you that you are addicted to school" the title and 1 sign is koped from BIQ. i dun think u mind right? i help u publicise ur blog here.. www.biq17.blogspot.com YAY

ok maybe daniel will type and post it tomorrow. Well i wrote 6 and he wrote 22 of them.

Today some aussie aboroginal tribe members came our school. Haha chose Sng yi And Yi hao to make fire with 2 fire sticks and coconut husk. Wow they only made it smoke. Later a teacher did it. VOOOM, the whole damn coconut husk was engulfed in flamez.
BUT THEY GOT A BOMMERANG FOR JUST TRYING TO LIGHT A FIRE.UNFAIRRRRR!!! NYAH!.

we koped it and went to the corridoor and play during lesson. ZOMG it really curled like shit. too bad the corridoor was narrow, so it went BING BANG BONG BOOO POOOOT..

Haha i shall photo whore for my class. Showing what they do during recess..

They play TENNIS WITH BROOM STICKS AND PAPER BALLS

wah 'ZHA' is also played

There is even a bit of hair styling lessons!!
CELESTIAL*****WOOOO******

then look properly. is that a god or a demon.!!!

Lastly lennie does not wear socks!

SORRY NOTHING TO WRITE ONLY USE PHOTOES =)

aiya just slapp on some crap.

2006-08-27T19:59:00.000+08:00

1)Guys hate sluts.(HEY SLUTS ARE FUN!!!)

2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.(try-did u brush your teeth in the morning')

3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.(cmon it's a healthy activity!)

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.(lol normally I try to use a handy notepad, it helps tho)

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.(more like looking at the tongue, wondering how it would feel inside his mouth.)

6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.(*no comment lol)

7. Guys hate it when you talk about how many dudes you talked to today, and who asked you out..(guys, try this method. *go yea I don't give a shit about how many guys check you out. They can do that all day long, I don't care. &act dao, and pissed& . damn it will melt her heart
---OR TRY THIS. Hey you know that guy that u think is hot? Well you two look really cute together, and you two should get together and get married and have retard kids ! ;) )

8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.(well thats kind of a given)

11. Guys get jealous easily.(yeh, we are jealous about how you can get numbers so damn easily.)

12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.(Aww *sniff* ill be fine after a good cry =()

13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.(DAM this is some super killer trick. * do it on guys who you just wanna jack)

14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.(tested and proven)

15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.(DAMN RIGHT)

16). Girls are guys' weaknesses.(lol gentle men eh?)

17. Guys are very open about themselves.(that's why we leave our fly open)

18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.(patience is a virtue guys dont have...)

20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.(ok dude just let me put the phone beside me while i do my work and just rant while i pretend to listen XD...)

21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes a chick is when he teases her.(for instance. *jackass *retard *lamo *dummy. But never will she use the hardcore insult, like-**** uped BASTARD..yeh ..heed this)

23. Guys will brag about anything.(Ego is sometimes dam attractive, but try not to overplay mah players)

24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you.(WOW...what limited vocabulary...)

25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.(classic example by one rocker-she didn't reply my 2 sms last night. Is she daoing me? Shit I feel so insecure!!!! 0_#)

26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.(wahahaa correct)

27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.(yea how true...)

28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.(straightforward like...DAMN IM UGLY BUT I WANT YOU, DO YOU WAN ME?)

29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.(gals if u want mature guys, keep rejecting them till u find them mature enough then accept XP)

30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.(doesnt he have like better stuff to think of?)

31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.(no matter how gals talk about packs and looks, LOOKS IS STILL THE KEY (MUWAHAHAHA, so stop going to gym, start saving money for plastic surgery, I could recommend u mine ;) )

33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.(softies who overplay this )

34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.(YEAH we could ejaculate with excitement )

35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.(wow....)

36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."(dunno..never tried this )

37. Guys don't really have final decisions.(we like confident chicks who damn stop asking us to decide, in this new era . Cant u girls decide. )

38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.(lol, so don't listen to me, I don't ever talk serious )

39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.(aww poor dude)

40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.(how cute we would look in bed, with the covers x) )

41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.(okay...but heh don't be another paris Hilton )

42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.(yeh so guys work out man. But heh at least she'd protect u )

43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.(*erectile dysfunction etc. etc. )

44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.(I know u want persistency, but after a while it become despotic, and its below our darn honour to do that. )

45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.(moderate ur money spending too)

46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.(duh!!!!!!!!! )

47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.(okay thats true, who wouldnt...)

48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.(awwww, chim shit )

49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.(ZOMG THAT UNIMAGINABLE.my left nut ain't worth some dumb blondes brain. )

50. No guy can handle all his problems by his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.(TOTALLY TRUE!)

51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of you.(are u sure?? hahhaa just joking...)

done by Jason who can barely pass his maths test, so sorry for the shitty numbering. so sian..

ENJOY MAH FRIENDS

2006-08-27T09:51:00.000+08:00

oops i guess i haven been posting :P
time to post.(:
eh jason relax la:)
i shall post now
hai..
nowadays in sch its so boring cos theres nth to do and according to jas im becoming more emo and not talking cock....
but theres no cock to talk..):
and we are not doing anth funny or crazzy lehh... man this is a depressing period.
nth interesting in sch apart from the usual philosophical youliang lectures and singing gay songs in geography.
ohwels seems like everything in school is settling down to a not funny not interesting period.
hopefully after the sept hols the 4 crazy guys will come back with a REVIVED PASSION FOR NONSENSE and a FULL CHARGED MIND OF CRAP
:)

p.s guys rmb to bring gao zhi on monday or we gonna get another lecture from you liang. :)

what to post...?

2006-08-25T20:28:00.000+08:00

hai... life has been mundane for this rocker, who is said to be not funny but more towards the emotional side. but of cause i dont go crying my pillow and hide under my blanket...

i tink my stomach gonna explode if i laugh again man... dumb abs machine, and a dumb caveman called marcus who disturbed me when i was doing my 'abs maintainance'. lol he made me laugh and caused me to suddenly let go of the dumb handle of the machine and my stomach just plunged backwards like some swimmer and his butterfly stroke etc. zzz now it really hurts when i laugh, especially when the jason around. his nonsense sparks laughter, for no reason.

the chij girl and the waistline thing is dumb seriously. girls reading it would surely say its a their perogative or something like that... correct me if im wrong. i dont know much about this stuff, not like the self-professed expert.

yup school life is really boring right now.. the only thing thats getting us goin is the energy from the teachers and their wonderful assignment which every subject teachers sets the same deadline for the latter. zzz

Lennie - JAM JAM JAM!!! woohooo

sian if u 3 other bloogers ever read this fucking post.

2006-08-25T19:31:00.000+08:00

Sian i feel betrayed.
One is playing his guitar. Another is playing LOTR on his violin. The last, is having a date.......
So hows life, haiz, season over liao, no training, pump weights boring shit. met this cool senior who is some pro at weights, who promised to read my...oops i mean our..( damn i can just say mine* already ) blog.
Boring life, screwed up my tests, no humour felt today.
came up with this really lame insult tho' thought u might wanna hear it.

"Hey ___ i think god made a mistake when he created you..., i think you would really be better of a amoba/ paramecium/ any orgasm in the bacteria kingdom than a effed up retard you are now. eat my shit. "

In school, we just make fun of the teachers by hysteriaclly screaming their name in class. For eg." Mrs Lim Yok TONG" so we shout " THONG!! THONG !!! THONG!!! THONG !!! *in front of her*" I have decieded to be revolutionary and shout " g-string!!!!! g-string!!!!!!!!! g-string!!!!!!"
shit i really ain't funneh no more..=x

wah i have just discovered why some girl school uniform is scrwed. lol i think its the belt at the waistline. can't stand girl school uniforms without belts in the mid-line. its damn fugggllllllllleyyyyyyyy.

IM ONLY 169 WTF SO SHORT. BUT HEY IM 64 KGS BEAT THAT SUCKASSSS x)

*oh btw for all future-to-be-nerdish-poser for gawd's sake dont ever buy white converse to wear to school man.
1) For most nerdish-posers their school shoes is the shoe they go out with
2) white converse looks damn loser
3)when you wear white converse, and with jeans ontop, all that sticks our is the tip of you WHITE shoes, you look like some stinking dude in bata shoes.
4) damn it aint worth right? u pay 100 bucks so u can get some status , and guess what? you look like your wearing plain white shoes. zzzz

DAMN MY POSER SHOES ARE NICE>.<
and i aint wearing it to school!

Normal DAY

2006-08-21T18:38:00.000+08:00

Ok for once Jason's life is so damn boring that he really has nothing to frigging post. But at least ill try.
Wah School is so frigging stressful. I think imma get ZERO for my English Journal cos i plagarise about 3 sentences from it. AND evertime MrYap talks about plagarism, i peer over ryan's Shoulder and i cget a cold, hard angry stare.=X.

Lol daniel is frgging manly, TODAY HE WORE TWO DIFFERENT SOCKS TO SCHOOL.ONE HIGH ONE LOW.ONE GOT LOGO ONE DUN HAVE.AND HE WALKS AROUND PROUDLY

Haha wanna know how to do DAMN GOOD POWERPOINTS?!?! ASK ME!!!!
KILLER POWERPOINTS

Firstly if you want a good powerpoint..SLACK!
U see one paragraph? Just close your eyes, take your index finger and point. Chances are that you get a good key line.
Next press ctrl-c then ctrl-v and just paste it into a damn slide u retard.
SO now u have a short and simple powerpoint.Easy to do. Easy to Score. And teachers like it x)
So if you're wondering why your powerpoint sucks? Its not because you have no power..Or that you can't point. YOUR TOO HARDWORKING.
Follow these methods, for added results, try rushing the powerpoint at the library during recess before the presentation. It really gives you a kick, when you know you have to do it in 25 minutes WOOYEAH.

For a certain lesson, only 11 people handed up the worksheet due, and our teacher is gonna call our parents even if we hand it up tomorrow.So 33-11=22

22 PARENTS TO CALL?!?!!?!??!!

assuming ever parent he talks for 5 minutes on our work attitude blah blah blah... thats 22x5=110minutes of calling.

plus the waiting time and the dialing time, and the flipping thru files to find our number....

110minutes + 30 minutes = 140minutes?

HE IS GONNA SPEND LIKE 2 hours and 20 minutes talking rubbish? to our heck care parents?!?! if he really is gonna do that, i think thats fit enough to join our rocker clan. with his manlyness.

Ok today me and lennie went gym. wow 18 kg bicep curls are not as hard as you think. if we can do you can! x).

Ok im gonna chiong my compo now...GG i have to use www.google.com.sg to find good chinese compos to plagarise.DAMN i even have to hand write this shit. THAT SUCKS.

SUN-PA

sry samuel.=x

-Jason.( whos else is ever so damn interesting.)

too bad for Lebanon

2006-08-18T21:05:00.000+08:00

I STILL HAVE MY ROCKET IN MY LOCKER!!!

YEA!!!

LEBANON IS DEAD AHAAH...

TODAY THE RI SKIES WERE RAINING ROCKETS. AND BEST OF ALL FROM THE ROCKERS ( RAINING ROCKETS ROCKERS: ALLITERATION HAHAH) JASON'S AND ELIAS' ROCKET DEVELOPED A MAGNETIC ATTRACTION TO THE CONSTRUCTION SITE WORKERS IN THEIR COOL BLUE JACKETS AND YELLOW HELMETS( ACSI COLOR???) WHILE MY ROCKET ON SECOND LAUNCH SPINNED LIKE A TORNADO AFTER ONE OF THE FENDERS WENT OFF RIGHT AT THE START OF THE LAUNCH AND THE UNSTABLISED PLASTIC THING FLEW OUT OF CONTROL...ZZZ

HMM O YAR WE TOOK THE ROCKER CLAN PHOTO... JUST LOOK AT MY SHORT AND FLAT HAIR... I THINK I CAN POSE A AN EDMUND CHAY NERD! (= IF I GET FULL MARKS FOR MY CCT... I MUST PUT A HUGE EMPHASIS ON THE WORD 'IF' WITH MY FLAT AND SHORT JET BLACK STUFF ON MY HEAD.

o yar, we presented a really dumb skit in the lecture theatre... it was quite funny i think since everyone were laughing their asses off...

and it was all thanks to me haha. what are the pointed tip and the smooth surfaces of the rockets for??? we had to present a skit on this question and an answer on the HOP... For the skit i used the mic and stuck it to my head and told the audience that i was the rocket while jason and elias were the ''air particles in the air which provide a so called resistance"... so i started to run at the air particles with the pointed tip and shove those two rockers away with ease...

by then everyone including the judges were all laughing like siao...zzz

not sure what made them laugh even more.. but then i later took up the mic and accidentally laughed into it during one of the sentences i said... and the whole LT is flooded with tears of laughter... then my ROCKER SENTENCE CAME!!!

" AS ALL OF YOU PEOPLE CAN SEE HERE... I, THE ROCKET HAS JUST GOT THRU THE AIR PARTICLES WITH EASEEE..." THIS IS CAUSE OF THE STREAMLINED BODY SHAPE I OBTAINED WITH THE ENHANCEMENT OF THE 'POINTED MIC' ON MY HEAD (SOME AERODYNAMICS STUFF) AND BECAUSE OF

SMOOTH COMPLEXION...!!!"

man from then on i think i would have found my identity (faster than those singapore idols groping their way thru the darkness in search of what the judges call i-d-e-n-t-i-t-y... ) smooth complexion guy haha
yar later on we had the prize presentation and then the outside facilator for the pet rocket thing called our group the "group with the smooth complexion..." zzzzzzzzz

what rockers...

Lennie.

ROCKETS ARE IN THE AIR BABY

2006-08-18T15:55:00.000+08:00

the crew........

NEWS FLASH >>>>>>>>>
Our dickdiaries journalist have reported that Students of Raffles Institution are supposetly aiding the war in the Middle-East. Our sources have stated that on all count they would like to be anonymous. Out of the 500 rockets fired into Israel, about 50 were contributed by Raffles Institution.

These nasty little toys have been found in the LT, primed and armed, each with enough explosive power to DETONATE and PENETRATE through ELIAS's THICK HEAD. ZOMG thats imba!!!!

Ok what happened today. WE MADE ROCKETS OUT OF BOTTLES. Ours shot about 60-80 metres, and ended up in the blardy construction site due to the gay faggoting pnn ccb knn wtf bbq wind.

GUESS WHAT I FOUND DURING RECESS ^^

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man dudes shouldn't leave their love dedications around with the Rocker Clan snooping everywhere for info.

hmmm lifes boring. The other two rockers all weird like hell. One going thru emo stage, another one ....****************** lol
i learnt a new word today. its "SUNPA" apparently it means..I SWEAR,

ok thats is cool. I was like....:" MY BALLZ" then Brandon was replying " SUNPA" raising up his right hand stiffly. hahaha new swear word. gott add it to my collection of...

my ballz, pnn ccb knn wtf bbq, **** , basket, ( the other normal cliched bad words every poser says) oh yeah and.......

SUNPA.......WHOOO YEAH

yupp Raffles lost and Independent gets holiday.

2006-08-17T17:41:00.000+08:00

possesion wise yes, i admit we lost. size wise, we got owned yes. resources wise, yes we weren't as fortunate.

the score yar - 10-15. we teared, we sank and we just shut up as the dumb instituion was yelled out by the bunch of ever-enthu prefects. I actually wanted to appreciate the maori 'haka' by our counterparts but senior deputy headmaster had to steal the limelight by getting down from the stands, took off his blacker shades and beckoned us onto the field to let us get a little more remorseful. haha

i felt like being a crybaby. not sure why (:

but there is one thing to be proud about i think...
every year independent owns saints in support with their dumb cheers and screams... suprisingly raffles own independent's asses.

all thanks to the the whole rafflesian spirit hor... - ri,rgs,rjc haha
yesterday amongst the sea of white on our side, i m sure that almost everyone caught sight of the rgs representatives in blue... haha. wonder if the crowd were paying attention to the game sia haha

i dont know what say now... ermmmm
o yar.

today we all went up to the podium to present the glass shit to the senior dm.. i realise that we should prepare a speech next time cause we screwed it up haha and i forgot that i didnt have a badge on my uniform cause some despo ri guy stole my uniform, moor t-shirt and pe shorts yesterday and went to present the thing to him haha

jason got best forward by the way. cheers haha
i had to share the 2nd MVP WITH bryan marcus alimi. but its alright, i m thankful for anything haha

hai... now got no more extensions man. zzz

!!!

Rugby finals RI vs Acsi

2006-08-16T21:41:00.000+08:00

Rugby Finals RI vs Acsi

Hmm for the first time i guess ill post with some maturity.Yea im sad we didnt win.Don't ask me why i never cry. I guess i played my best already.First acs score try. so 5-0.Then we scored. 5-5. then THEY score....and converted.12-5. Then Joel did this amazing drop kick that ALMOST WENT IT..i actually turned around and saied YAY. Guess what..."BANG" hit the darn post..It curled . So its still 12-5. Hmmm joel had this kick and 'BANG' renyong just burnt . picked the ball and dived. making it 12-10. zzz Lastly Acsi had this penalty and they converted . Making the scoreline 15-10( Acsi Leading)

I think i played quite okay. zz Missed one tackle. OH YEAH I GOT BITTEN i think.
Got this two front teeth marks on my forearm. lol quite cool...CAN I BE ON NEWSPAPER PLSSSSSSSSSS

Hahaa tomorrow all the ri dudes..Beware of the " rafflesian spirit" talk during assembly.

Hmm after that we had dinner at Naked Fish Shoppe ...at grassroot club. Paid for by our dear ora. Hmm haha there was this funny joke.
Person A : ( Gesturing to Person B , : " During our time, this guy is our pro converter, CAN KICK BOTH LEG LEH, Right leg can kick, Left leg also can Kick....sadly middle leg aiya....CMI, cannont kick " LOL :P

Ok now time for egoness x)

Hmmm during the dinner. The MVP( most valuable player) was named.. ITS OUR FLYHALF JOEL...MANLY

Hmmm BEST FORWARD ..lalalalallalalala guess who..................................................................................ME

Hahaha then best back leh....
Our coach cannot decide so in the end. Its Lennie, Marcus Koe, Bryan and Alimi.
How sad all oni get 25 %

wooo both rockers mentioned ^^

ok Me and elias are gonna start gyming =)
BTW herre are some hawt picture drawn by our rugger friend SUNG MING ( who was injured in first 5 minutes) Not only his tackle ferocious, Pen also chao ferocious.

HAWT

2006-08-15T21:33:00.000+08:00

today was another boring day.

lennie's handphone rung in class.
but. it wasn't confiscated. unlike jason. it was in youliang's lesson. then suddenly. the non-polyphonic ringtone rang out! an SMS! zzzz. yanwei woke up. the teacher was startled. then lennie said, 对不起. then it was over, and no one cared. lennie got away!

AHA! jason! he doesnt like your face!

lol. nvm. anyway today while me and jason were walking to the bus stop we saw this used condom, sick omg. jason quickly snapped a photo, will post it soon. lol. it was brown, but relax, you cant really tell whether it's used or not. it's just freaking sick. eeew.

cheers xP

2006-08-13T21:35:00.000+08:00

argh weekends are the bore. hell it's been studying for me for the past few days. and that just kind of sucks big time. if you don't agree you're just weird.

anyway. changed the photo size in te previous post by daniel, i think now it fits okay. daniel please, just resize the images like in Microsoft Word. thank you for asking the really dumb question. and please, publicise our blog! zzzz if we get like 500 hits a day we can earn money through advertisements like omgwtfbbq.

okay those were rants of mine. i'll try to shut up about lame shyte like that.

Point TAKEN

2006-08-13T19:59:00.000+08:00

K lennie point TAKEN dirty doesn't equal funny.....lol..

whoo i can feel the negative energies buildiing up from this blog.....

lets change it to positive energies..:)

this has been removed because it has been deemed offensive.

Blahh stupid day with nice pictures

2006-08-11T19:32:00.000+08:00

So today was just a stupid day with really nice pictures. First up we have the o' so SERIOUS elias giving us his everyday look....

then we have our group belief.....featured on our friends plastic bag !!!

Lastly we have something INTERLLECTUAL and SCIENTIFIC for those people out there who think we are corny bastard =)

came across this in the library while reading some pornfics...xPPP haha joking lah.....reading some gay science mag....

WOMEN LIKE FUNNY MEN!!!!!

Hah i even took the extra time to go with Lennie to the library before training to photo copy and then scan it. How dutiful. Well i must uphold my duty too my fellow lameassed joke-crackers out there....
Wonder why we are funny???
read the damn thing and stop laughing.

GIRLS LIKE US XD

-Jason

2006-08-11T12:01:00.000+08:00

ZOMG.

this is sick baby. but its fun. you can put any combination of 10-letter words and it'll just come up with something for you. even zzzzzzzzzz.

as i said, it's real fun. now go bully your friends.
http://sexy.namedecoder.com/index.php

anyway today went to jason's house for our freaking zhuan ti zuo ye. urgh. so much time wasted. today was supposed to be study day ah @#$&. next week we have a test. zzzzzzzzzzz.

so are we studying? i dont think so baby. (:

oh and i think this is quickly becoming a rugger blog already because half of us rockers are ruggers. rarr. then me and daniel get left out? pooh. (:

now for blog publicity. HAHA.

2006-08-10T13:05:00.000+08:00

Dive pass

GO LENNIE DIVE PASS

Training

2006-08-10T12:47:00.000+08:00

Okay here is Jason once again. Got training in the morning at 8-10 on a friggin holiday..

lalala so training started off nice and fresh, did some ghey rucking drills and no one was friggin pusshing,....

then guess what????

i was bridging over the frigging ball when shannon ( on the oppositinon team ) smash into me and lifted me up with his hands around my frigging groin.....

WOOOOOYAHHHHHHHHHH

it felt nice !!!!

lol my face turned purple ...and i groaned...." MY balls u shit head"

wtfhknnccbpmnedaopnodanoxcnao8(^(*%$#$%^&**(

he dao me keep pushing.......

zzzzzzzzzzzz nvm no wonder so many ruggers CANNOT have children ..cos its either their sperm duct ( vans deferas) kana bao za..... or their coiled up epididymis kana uncoiled....
or either ultility tool cannot stand .... or zzzz their soldier aint marching.....

-JASON

Finals here we come: A David and Goliath miracle is much needed!

2006-08-09T19:30:00.000+08:00

Raffles 13 Saints 12. let me tell you why

Not only cause this is one of the MOST SPECIAL Batch(2006), but also because for the first time in history raffles has agreed to send 4 classes to support. the last years when raffles got 3rd, only the mothers were screaming their asses off while their other halves were shaking and nodding their balding heads. o yar, not to mention the coaches trying to make full use of their voices by using walki talkies to communicate from both sides of the field and their shouting, also present, were in vain. Come on, who stops to hear you talk in the middle of war, which everyone is bashing the hell outta each other. Its like talking English to your grandmother who replies in teochew or hokkien or cantonneese or just continues to watch her korean dramas without pay the least of attention to her beloved son. zzz (=

One more reason. I believe its because of the lovely bunch of giggling people in dark blue pinafolds, concentrating in the game (i m not sure about that). hahax i m wondering whether you all understood what was going on...

Must also acknowledge Faiz (coach) for his last minute psyching-up talk. ' Guys look there!!!' he shouted. " the ref has already blown his whistle and those bloody boys in blue are goin to fucking the toilet" " they are not givin us any fucking respect.) " today is the day i want to see bones and blood fucking broken !!!!!" hahaha. i thought that speech he gave us rawked!

O yar. one important thing! the two tries which fired us into the lead were both from the rocker clan!!! woohoooo.

Obviously Lennie scored first... followed by our dear Jason. you know why? cause my number is bigger than yours. lol you know 9 is bigger than what? 7??? hahax Kidding... i shall put in a few yummy photos of us both in action if i can get my fingers on them kay? yea.

so [My try]
first there is a ruck...then i pick the ball up ..smash pass 2 defenders and then score yay!!!!!!!

[Jasons try]
there is a maul...jason solo chiong 2 defenders smash ball on e line wheeeeeeeee

I think my bloggin sucks, but this is like the first time i m doing this haha!
Yes i remember. You know what's worst than your girlfriend leaving you after the match?

BATHING

Its like the worst thing to me. My elbows and kneecaps are all flooded with ozzing blood and pus. G-R-O-S-S. its like the whole flesh is missing and there's only red and white blood cells encompassing that large area called the wound. zzz

kay now Independent beckons i guess for the finals. 10 years one finals for raffles. we cant bust this haha. once in a decade right? well erm, i think we can win if rgs comes and erm if mgs turns their backs on the ac boys and if chij girls ditch saints and visit yio chu kang on 16 aug (:

hah jk.

-Lennie Ebenezer (:

Our occasional contest......Guess WHOS GROIN IS THIS

2006-08-08T17:53:00.000+08:00

whos is it...answer on the tagboard........xPPPPPPPPP

zomg during the semis right wah lan i knead someone balls hah xPPPPPP

-Jason

2006-08-07T22:11:00.000+08:00

eh yea JASON'S POSTING STYLE SUCKS
why so many..............
veh fun meh??
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sian ah today...
everyone so quiet in class
anyways duno wad to say lehh
TODAY LIKE NTH INTERESTING HAPPENED COS HALF THE ROCKERS LEFT CLASS IN THE MIDDLE OF SCH:@
A$$:@
but then it was for a good cause.
in the end they won their semi final 12-13 i think(:

YAY FOR THE RUGGERS(:
gogogogogo
WIN THE FINALS AGAINST ACSI((:

anw, today you liang got RELI PISSED OFF
like that dormant volcano of a youliang suddenly just
ERUPTED this morning
bcos somehow we were supposed to bring chinese 稿纸 to write compo
budden i think no one heard.
onli our pro chi rep heard and then he went to tell you liang that we writing compo today
and when youliang said 快拿出稿纸，今天写作文!
the whole class like groaned and complained (IN ENGLISH.. eg" walao no one said today doing zuowen wth...")
and somehow( i dont know if youliang understands english), youliang got DAMN PISSED OFF when he heard us complaining and suddenly
BOOOM
BOOOM
the volcano ERUPTED.
and we all know youliang aint the kind of guy who would use a harsh tone and scream at us and chase us out of class
we all know youliang is a very gentlemanly person and settles his scores in the most interesting way ever. HE TALKS TILL WE GET BORED AND PISSED OFF and i guess its supposed to be some form of punishement. not sure whether the words were meant to make sense or were just there to bore us to death...
and so he started on his long philosophical talk on how we should 做人,and all the chinese virtues, morals. ohwels, after awhile he ran out of things to talk about and after about 20 mins of nice talking he went:
哦，对不起，是我的错没有告诉你们今天要写作文，是我的错。
pretty cool huh
all the class had been doing from then till now was sitting in their seats listening intently to his lecture.
ohwels we have interesting teachers(:

after that pretty much nth else interesting happened today.
LIKE IT WAS REALLY BORING...
zzz

eh and now bio sucks damn boringzzz
whole day gene, DNA, RNA, sian...
ohwels.
HOPEFULLY TMR NATIONAL DAY CELEBRATIONS WILL BE MORE FUN
WE SUPPOSED TO BE CONSTRUCTING STUFF WITH YAKULT BOTTLES...-.-
-danielle

2006-08-06T10:13:00.000+08:00

zzzz.

jason's typing style is screwed up. because he talks like this......zomg. full stops aren't that fun to type right.

anyway this is a group blog, me, daniel, lennie, and jason. we are the jokers. and though this blog was set up for fun, we appreciate you all reading it. maybe it might not be funny but hopefully it'll lift your spirits. at least.

and now. today all of us had this freaking newspaper collection day. and lennie and jason did not have to go, because rugby training takes priority over everything else. THANK YOU TWO SO MUCH FOR NOT GOING. then i fell sick. now i'm typing with a 38 degree fever. super sleepy, but since jason asked me to blog, i might as well.

yesterday night was RGS Dance Night. only me and jason went. it was okay, just maybe not worth the 15 dollars. i'll bet 80% of the funds went to costumes, because they were super flashy. and then after the show we went to Raffles City Burger King with the softballers. zzz. RI softballers are a bit boring. isaac wore a tie. good job. i tried to strangle you but i couldn't.

reached home at 2301. curfew is 2300. what now? zzz. i was flying home from the mrt station la. never mind, it was an enjoyable night. just that nothing funny happened, so i dont know why i'm blogging about it.

this morning i asked ryan what time he got home. then he suddenly got damn pissed because he got home at 2345. and he blamed it all on isaac. poor isaac. 'hot with the girls'. quoted from ryan.

daniel didnt pon newspaper collection day. i'm surprised. daniel has a free-MC mom who can give out MCs like blank paper. good job la anyway, DANIEL DIDNT PON. wahahaha.

this is a nice blog post, cause its written by Elias. that's me, signing out here.
still feverish. and that bloody 1cm deep cut in my leg is freaking hurting.

BY THE WAY JASON, YOU HAVE BLACK HAIR.

WTH happened yesterday - Jason

2006-08-05T16:23:00.000+08:00

So it was a damn nice day.the usual thing me and elias talking rubbish and cock, not even listening to the damn philosophical chinese teacher ....argh im shallow
..we mostly say just funny rubbish and i start laughing like crazy. Ryan sitting in front of me, pretending not to eavesdrop, but cant help listening.....sometimes he is just slouching on the table bouncing up and down like a bunny (i dun know whytf he does that...helps him think i guess..LOL) then when we say sth funny....although he looking forward he will go......"HEHHEHHEHEHH KEKEEKEKKEE*turns around* 'WTF u two are really 2 guys talking shit..." lol...so much for our entertainment.....

LOL there is also siaokiat....ERRECT BOYY AHAHHA XP tissue king!!!!!!

He will always be looking forward in his usual defensive posture ( ZOMG IT defends from the 182 moves on attack we can do on his rigid dick....*slouches in front and tucks hands on it or at the side* )then when we say sth funny he turns and faces us and goes...."WAHH U ALL SO FREAKING PORNOOOO AHAHAHAHA LOL " hahahahahhaha

OMOGMOGMOGMOGMMOMOGMGOGMOGM today damn funny during recess before our muscle man bioo teacher come right....we went to the toilet.....

while those 3 dudes were making waterfalls in the toilet......'SSSSHHHH SHHHHHHHS SSHHHHH" hah i decided to do some abstract "art"on the toilet mirror.... i first filled my mouth with water and then PUIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHOWER THE WHOLE FREAKING MIRROR WITH SHIT + WATER+ I DUNNO WHAT ELSE......
then they went WTFH.....!!!!!! OMG U SICK SHIT>>>>>>> but heh its fun LETS DO IT BABEH

then all of us started doing it
...the whole large 3 metre wide mirror was just filled with cloudy shit from our shitassed mouth OOZZZZING DOWN KEWL HUH...........shud have taken a picture sia..=(

ahahhahaha then obviously like good old boys...we left the crime scene after abit of boasting to the people outside HAH

NYAHHHHHHH while we were walking back....

at the corridor there.....daniel just decided to do sth disgusting by my standards( which is PRETTY DAMN DISGUSTING OKAYYY.......I CAN TALK ABOUT SHIT WHILE EATING AND STILL EAT NORMALLLLY..BUT THIS IS F DISGUSTTTHONGGGGG"

PICTURES SPEAK A THOUSAND WORDS SO HERE IS IT

zomg daniels just went from the corridoor outside class and did the longest spit i ever saw in my life.....PHEEEEWWWWWWW it flew and went on a trarabola angle HAH.......PLAaAaAAATTTTT RIGHT on the freaking table in the circular area...zomg...

we went closer for a better inspectation..like all good rocker clan members...

to me..it was a magnificent spit ...... even i couldnt do better in the rugby pitch....
shaped beautifully white and frothy.. looking like a baby oyster just floating peacefully......
*aahhhh* what a great spit...GOOD JOB DANNIEL ROCKER CLANNN WOOOOOOOO
hah

then we decided to take pictures of him posing with his baby (the freaking gloop of liquid from ur mouth ur call salivia "

so i the everyready cameraman whipped out my 2 megapix phone and started focusing and he posed....

suddenlly......

the noise died.........

i looked left........................

ZOMOGMGOMGOMOMTTDOMOGMOMFOMROMOMOWTF

our year head right in my frigging face.......damn my phone confiscated..............

2nd time in 10 days.....good job jason.....

hah but i got it back anyway...went up to her and act cute..smile X)

ok not bad for a first post huh.........WHEEEE TAG OUR BLOG GUYS >.

-JASON

Yipppee we finally made the dang blog -Jasmine

2006-08-05T14:00:00.000+08:00

Yo all this shall be the new blog of the rockers clan WOOOOOOO YAH

D' is for D'ick and D'iary

Guide to Goodbyes

Talk Cock

PMS

D'ickD'iaries Tagboard Awards

2D '06

normal days are never normal.

PICNIC!

Something to applaud Lennie again... lol ego

le Parkour - starring a saint: daniel joshua, a long time acquaintance of lennie

BEEHIVEs...zzzzzzzzz

Dear dick diary....

Tｈｅ Ａｒｔ ｏｆ Ｗｅｄｇｉｅｉｎｇ．

SOO LONG NEVER POST

E latest hot topic???

Sungming our local-bred artist. zzz

braces on a twohill (=

Commentary on the short but manly

WE ARE IN NEWSPAPERS!

WE ARE IN NEWSPAPERS!

playing with the boomerang and stuff haha

Day at school

aiya just slapp on some crap.

what to post...?

sian if u 3 other bloogers ever read this fucking post.

Normal DAY

too bad for Lebanon

ROCKETS ARE IN THE AIR BABY

yupp Raffles lost and Independent gets holiday.

Rugby finals RI vs Acsi

Point TAKEN

Blahh stupid day with nice pictures

Training

Finals here we come: A David and Goliath miracle is much needed!

Our occasional contest......Guess WHOS GROIN IS THIS

WTH happened yesterday - Jason

Yipppee we finally made the dang blog -Jasmine

Tｈｅ　Ａｒｔ　ｏｆ　Ｗｅｄｇｉｅｉｎｇ．