Tuesday, August 29, 2006
FINALLY
as promised i shall post on our brilliant 30 SIGNS OF BEING ADDICTED TO SCHOOL
sorry for the late post.
no thanks to some screwed internet connection that bars me from blogger for 3 hours.... -.-
anyways HERE IT IS:)
as promised i shall post on our brilliant 30 SIGNS OF BEING ADDICTED TO SCHOOL
sorry for the late post.
no thanks to some screwed internet connection that bars me from blogger for 3 hours.... -.-
anyways HERE IT IS:)
30 signs of being addicted to school
1) You wake up at 6:30 am on a Saturday morning, thinking your late for school
2) You wonder if you’ve left your assignments undone on Monday mornings.
3) You charge your handphone dutifully every Sunday night in preparation for Monday
4) You check if you/ your maid prepared, packed your PE kit/ swimming trunks/ googles etc.
5) You try not to shit from 7.15am-3.15 pm
6) You ready yourself for the metamorphosis from the uber-guai-nerdy rocker to super-vulgar-kickass rocker.
7) You wake up everyday and even if you cant, you force yourself to shit before going to school, in preparation of bad toilets
8) When you see gaozhi, memories of a terrible Chinese teacher comes to mind and you start screaming frantically
9) You see alphabet soup and start making acronyms/ poems/ algebraic equations out of them
10) Pencil box checks every Sunday night and friday night - any lost stationery shall be replaced immediately!
11) Super 1.5 l bottle of ice cold water to quench any thirst faced in school
12) You pack extra 2 sets of clothes/ uniform in case of any unforeseen circumstances
13) Fridays are the worst days of the week (you cant bear to part from school)
14) Sunday nights are the best! No sleeping past 9:30pm! Must wake up early for school the next day!
15) You can form grammatically sound English sentences on the calculator
16) You link your school hard drive(for computer studies your personal profile) to your computer so that any unfinished computer homework can be finished as fast as possible
17) AsknLearn is the most visited site on your Internet Explorer
18) You put camaraderie to great use- join the copying syndicate mahn!
19) You cut your hair every week (in fear of failing hair check)
20) You install cctv camera on the whiteboard so that you can check the notices on the whiteboard and any homework instantly from your home or handphone
21) You know the Institution Anthem by heart and have composed preludes and continuations of the Institution Anthem
22) You wake up at 6.15am and brush teeth/ change into school uniform and get ready for school everyday of the holidays
23) You write a stackful of poems for your dear school during the school holidays
24) You do filing dutifully everyday for each and every subject
25) You bring stacks of tissue paper to school everyday (in case the school run out of toilet paper)
26) Your phone/ computer / journal / personal notes all contain the work needed to be completed, all updated daily
27) Every single staff/teacher is on your phone contact list, email list.
28) Immediately after Common Tests 1 finish, you can be found in the library photocopy room photocopying Common Test 2 papers to bring home and mug
29) You put the school crest as your display picture on MSN
30) You msn hotmal is rafflesian_@hotmail.com, for example, rafflesian_yisin@hotmail.com =D
Compiled by:Jason 1-6©
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Daniel 7-30 ©1) You wake up at 6:30 am on a Saturday morning, thinking your late for school
2) You wonder if you’ve left your assignments undone on Monday mornings.
3) You charge your handphone dutifully every Sunday night in preparation for Monday
4) You check if you/ your maid prepared, packed your PE kit/ swimming trunks/ googles etc.
5) You try not to shit from 7.15am-3.15 pm
6) You ready yourself for the metamorphosis from the uber-guai-nerdy rocker to super-vulgar-kickass rocker.
7) You wake up everyday and even if you cant, you force yourself to shit before going to school, in preparation of bad toilets
8) When you see gaozhi, memories of a terrible Chinese teacher comes to mind and you start screaming frantically
9) You see alphabet soup and start making acronyms/ poems/ algebraic equations out of them
10) Pencil box checks every Sunday night and friday night - any lost stationery shall be replaced immediately!
11) Super 1.5 l bottle of ice cold water to quench any thirst faced in school
12) You pack extra 2 sets of clothes/ uniform in case of any unforeseen circumstances
13) Fridays are the worst days of the week (you cant bear to part from school)
14) Sunday nights are the best! No sleeping past 9:30pm! Must wake up early for school the next day!
15) You can form grammatically sound English sentences on the calculator
16) You link your school hard drive(for computer studies your personal profile) to your computer so that any unfinished computer homework can be finished as fast as possible
17) AsknLearn is the most visited site on your Internet Explorer
18) You put camaraderie to great use- join the copying syndicate mahn!
19) You cut your hair every week (in fear of failing hair check)
20) You install cctv camera on the whiteboard so that you can check the notices on the whiteboard and any homework instantly from your home or handphone
21) You know the Institution Anthem by heart and have composed preludes and continuations of the Institution Anthem
22) You wake up at 6.15am and brush teeth/ change into school uniform and get ready for school everyday of the holidays
23) You write a stackful of poems for your dear school during the school holidays
24) You do filing dutifully everyday for each and every subject
25) You bring stacks of tissue paper to school everyday (in case the school run out of toilet paper)
26) Your phone/ computer / journal / personal notes all contain the work needed to be completed, all updated daily
27) Every single staff/teacher is on your phone contact list, email list.
28) Immediately after Common Tests 1 finish, you can be found in the library photocopy room photocopying Common Test 2 papers to bring home and mug
29) You put the school crest as your display picture on MSN
30) You msn hotmal is rafflesian_
Compiled by:Jason 1-6©
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Monday, August 28, 2006
eric: "What were you three doing outside class when i not in class ah??? you want me to make you stay back for lunch izzit...??? you three ah nonsense. what were you all doing.
jason(lying): o sir we will seeing our worksheet... ( as if must go outside and see, not even some illegal stuff like money laundering or something right.. lousy liar)
lennie( getting frank ): not lar sir... its like that, we were trying to see if the boomerang actually curls lar. and whether it will come back to us....
IT REALLY CURLS LEH SIR. VERY PRO. I THOUGHT FAKE ONE. REALLY CURLS EH SIR! HAHA
eric: ah... o so its curiosity that led u three out of that class... wheres daniel!? that guy ah i tell you ah always like that one. wheres ur boomerang...
daniel walks towards us....
me and jas: daniel the boomerang go take lar!!!!
daniel takes tiny mouse steps like some scardey cat and picks up the boomerang... and walks towards us.
eric: look at him man... walk like girl . this daniel how to be soccer captain for 2D. just look... wahhh.
the rest, history.
the boomerang really curls lar. rocker! hah
we were playing the boomerang outside the class room during some redundant cle period... something like a free period. yay.
eric koh is uber-funneh. though jason hates him and his history lesson. well, i like him cause every history lesson he likes to teach infront of my face and so i have to bear with the raindrops which go pitter patter on my face. history teacher crapping about japanese occupation, and salivating/spitting on his student.. yay not bad. (=
gotta get a picture of that boomerang. and perharps the maori who came to put a show for us in their sole clothing
a cloth tied at their waist and only measures around the length of 4 15cm rulers
or 3 i think. zzz
lennie - JAM JAM JAM!!! plugin that amp. rummage for that pick, pick up those strings and wham bang dang... hahah lame.
jason(lying): o sir we will seeing our worksheet... ( as if must go outside and see, not even some illegal stuff like money laundering or something right.. lousy liar)
lennie( getting frank ): not lar sir... its like that, we were trying to see if the boomerang actually curls lar. and whether it will come back to us....
IT REALLY CURLS LEH SIR. VERY PRO. I THOUGHT FAKE ONE. REALLY CURLS EH SIR! HAHA
eric: ah... o so its curiosity that led u three out of that class... wheres daniel!? that guy ah i tell you ah always like that one. wheres ur boomerang...
daniel walks towards us....
me and jas: daniel the boomerang go take lar!!!!
daniel takes tiny mouse steps like some scardey cat and picks up the boomerang... and walks towards us.
eric: look at him man... walk like girl . this daniel how to be soccer captain for 2D. just look... wahhh.
the rest, history.
the boomerang really curls lar. rocker! hah
we were playing the boomerang outside the class room during some redundant cle period... something like a free period. yay.
eric koh is uber-funneh. though jason hates him and his history lesson. well, i like him cause every history lesson he likes to teach infront of my face and so i have to bear with the raindrops which go pitter patter on my face. history teacher crapping about japanese occupation, and salivating/spitting on his student.. yay not bad. (=
gotta get a picture of that boomerang. and perharps the maori who came to put a show for us in their sole clothing
a cloth tied at their waist and only measures around the length of 4 15cm rulers
or 3 i think. zzz
lennie - JAM JAM JAM!!! plugin that amp. rummage for that pick, pick up those strings and wham bang dang... hahah lame.
Da Day at Da Dood's D'School
hoho me and daniel made a list titled " 28 signs telling you that you are addicted to school" the title and 1 sign is koped from BIQ. i dun think u mind right? i help u publicise ur blog here.. www.biq17.blogspot.com YAY
ok maybe daniel will type and post it tomorrow. Well i wrote 6 and he wrote 22 of them.
Today some aussie aboroginal tribe members came our school. Haha chose Sng yi And Yi hao to make fire with 2 fire sticks and coconut husk. Wow they only made it smoke. Later a teacher did it. VOOOM, the whole damn coconut husk was engulfed in flamez.
BUT THEY GOT A BOMMERANG FOR JUST TRYING TO LIGHT A FIRE.UNFAIRRRRR!!! NYAH!.
we koped it and went to the corridoor and play during lesson. ZOMG it really curled like shit. too bad the corridoor was narrow, so it went BING BANG BONG BOOO POOOOT..
Haha i shall photo whore for my class. Showing what they do during recess..
They play TENNIS WITH BROOM STICKS AND PAPER BALLS
wah 'ZHA' is also played
There is even a bit of hair styling lessons!!
CELESTIAL*****WOOOO******
then look properly. is that a god or a demon.!!!
Lastly lennie does not wear socks!
SORRY NOTHING TO WRITE ONLY USE PHOTOES =)
hoho me and daniel made a list titled " 28 signs telling you that you are addicted to school" the title and 1 sign is koped from BIQ. i dun think u mind right? i help u publicise ur blog here.. www.biq17.blogspot.com YAY
ok maybe daniel will type and post it tomorrow. Well i wrote 6 and he wrote 22 of them.
Today some aussie aboroginal tribe members came our school. Haha chose Sng yi And Yi hao to make fire with 2 fire sticks and coconut husk. Wow they only made it smoke. Later a teacher did it. VOOOM, the whole damn coconut husk was engulfed in flamez.
BUT THEY GOT A BOMMERANG FOR JUST TRYING TO LIGHT A FIRE.UNFAIRRRRR!!! NYAH!.
we koped it and went to the corridoor and play during lesson. ZOMG it really curled like shit. too bad the corridoor was narrow, so it went BING BANG BONG BOOO POOOOT..
Haha i shall photo whore for my class. Showing what they do during recess..
They play TENNIS WITH BROOM STICKS AND PAPER BALLS
wah 'ZHA' is also played
There is even a bit of hair styling lessons!!
CELESTIAL*****WOOOO******
then look properly. is that a god or a demon.!!!
Lastly lennie does not wear socks!
SORRY NOTHING TO WRITE ONLY USE PHOTOES =)
Sunday, August 27, 2006
1)Guys hate sluts.(HEY SLUTS ARE FUN!!!)
2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.(try-did u brush your teeth in the morning')
3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.(cmon it's a healthy activity!)
4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.(lol normally I try to use a handy notepad, it helps tho)
5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.(more like looking at the tongue, wondering how it would feel inside his mouth.)
6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.(*no comment lol)
7. Guys hate it when you talk about how many dudes you talked to today, and who asked you out..(guys, try this method. *go yea I don't give a shit about how many guys check you out. They can do that all day long, I don't care. &act dao, and pissed& . damn it will melt her heart
---OR TRY THIS. Hey you know that guy that u think is hot? Well you two look really cute together, and you two should get together and get married and have retard kids ! ;) )
8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.(well thats kind of a given)
11. Guys get jealous easily.(yeh, we are jealous about how you can get numbers so damn easily.)
12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.(Aww *sniff* ill be fine after a good cry =()
13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.(DAM this is some super killer trick. * do it on guys who you just wanna jack)
14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.(tested and proven)
15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.(DAMN RIGHT)
16). Girls are guys' weaknesses.(lol gentle men eh?)
17. Guys are very open about themselves.(that's why we leave our fly open)
18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.(patience is a virtue guys dont have...)
20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.(ok dude just let me put the phone beside me while i do my work and just rant while i pretend to listen XD...)
21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes a chick is when he teases her.(for instance. *jackass *retard *lamo *dummy. But never will she use the hardcore insult, like-**** uped BASTARD..yeh ..heed this)
23. Guys will brag about anything.(Ego is sometimes dam attractive, but try not to overplay mah players)
24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you.(WOW...what limited vocabulary...)
25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.(classic example by one rocker-she didn't reply my 2 sms last night. Is she daoing me? Shit I feel so insecure!!!! 0_#)
26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.(wahahaa correct)
27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.(yea how true...)
28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.(straightforward like...DAMN IM UGLY BUT I WANT YOU, DO YOU WAN ME?)
29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.(gals if u want mature guys, keep rejecting them till u find them mature enough then accept XP)
30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.(doesnt he have like better stuff to think of?)
31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.(no matter how gals talk about packs and looks, LOOKS IS STILL THE KEY (MUWAHAHAHA, so stop going to gym, start saving money for plastic surgery, I could recommend u mine ;) )
33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.(softies who overplay this )
34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.(YEAH we could ejaculate with excitement )
35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.(wow....)
36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."(dunno..never tried this )
37. Guys don't really have final decisions.(we like confident chicks who damn stop asking us to decide, in this new era . Cant u girls decide. )
38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.(lol, so don't listen to me, I don't ever talk serious )
39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.(aww poor dude)
40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.(how cute we would look in bed, with the covers x) )
41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.(okay...but heh don't be another paris Hilton )
42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.(yeh so guys work out man. But heh at least she'd protect u )
43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.(*erectile dysfunction etc. etc. )
44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.(I know u want persistency, but after a while it become despotic, and its below our darn honour to do that. )
45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.(moderate ur money spending too)
46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.(duh!!!!!!!!! )
47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.(okay thats true, who wouldnt...)
48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.(awwww, chim shit )
49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.(ZOMG THAT UNIMAGINABLE.my left nut ain't worth some dumb blondes brain. )
50. No guy can handle all his problems by his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.(TOTALLY TRUE!)
51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of you.(are u sure?? hahhaa just joking...)
done by Jason who can barely pass his maths test, so sorry for the shitty numbering. so sian..
ENJOY MAH FRIENDS
2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.(try-did u brush your teeth in the morning')
3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.(cmon it's a healthy activity!)
4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.(lol normally I try to use a handy notepad, it helps tho)
5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.(more like looking at the tongue, wondering how it would feel inside his mouth.)
6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.(*no comment lol)
7. Guys hate it when you talk about how many dudes you talked to today, and who asked you out..(guys, try this method. *go yea I don't give a shit about how many guys check you out. They can do that all day long, I don't care. &act dao, and pissed& . damn it will melt her heart
---OR TRY THIS. Hey you know that guy that u think is hot? Well you two look really cute together, and you two should get together and get married and have retard kids ! ;) )
8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.(well thats kind of a given)
11. Guys get jealous easily.(yeh, we are jealous about how you can get numbers so damn easily.)
12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.(Aww *sniff* ill be fine after a good cry =()
13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.(DAM this is some super killer trick. * do it on guys who you just wanna jack)
14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.(tested and proven)
15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.(DAMN RIGHT)
16). Girls are guys' weaknesses.(lol gentle men eh?)
17. Guys are very open about themselves.(that's why we leave our fly open)
18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.(patience is a virtue guys dont have...)
20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.(ok dude just let me put the phone beside me while i do my work and just rant while i pretend to listen XD...)
21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes a chick is when he teases her.(for instance. *jackass *retard *lamo *dummy. But never will she use the hardcore insult, like-**** uped BASTARD..yeh ..heed this)
23. Guys will brag about anything.(Ego is sometimes dam attractive, but try not to overplay mah players)
24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you.(WOW...what limited vocabulary...)
25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.(classic example by one rocker-she didn't reply my 2 sms last night. Is she daoing me? Shit I feel so insecure!!!! 0_#)
26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.(wahahaa correct)
27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.(yea how true...)
28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.(straightforward like...DAMN IM UGLY BUT I WANT YOU, DO YOU WAN ME?)
29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.(gals if u want mature guys, keep rejecting them till u find them mature enough then accept XP)
30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.(doesnt he have like better stuff to think of?)
31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.(no matter how gals talk about packs and looks, LOOKS IS STILL THE KEY (MUWAHAHAHA, so stop going to gym, start saving money for plastic surgery, I could recommend u mine ;) )
33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.(softies who overplay this )
34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.(YEAH we could ejaculate with excitement )
35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.(wow....)
36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."(dunno..never tried this )
37. Guys don't really have final decisions.(we like confident chicks who damn stop asking us to decide, in this new era . Cant u girls decide. )
38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.(lol, so don't listen to me, I don't ever talk serious )
39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.(aww poor dude)
40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.(how cute we would look in bed, with the covers x) )
41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.(okay...but heh don't be another paris Hilton )
42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.(yeh so guys work out man. But heh at least she'd protect u )
43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.(*erectile dysfunction etc. etc. )
44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.(I know u want persistency, but after a while it become despotic, and its below our darn honour to do that. )
45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.(moderate ur money spending too)
46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.(duh!!!!!!!!! )
47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.(okay thats true, who wouldnt...)
48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.(awwww, chim shit )
49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.(ZOMG THAT UNIMAGINABLE.my left nut ain't worth some dumb blondes brain. )
50. No guy can handle all his problems by his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.(TOTALLY TRUE!)
51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of you.(are u sure?? hahhaa just joking...)
done by Jason who can barely pass his maths test, so sorry for the shitty numbering. so sian..
ENJOY MAH FRIENDS
oops i guess i haven been posting :P
time to post.(:
eh jason relax la:)
i shall post now
hai..
nowadays in sch its so boring cos theres nth to do and according to jas im becoming more emo and not talking cock....
but theres no cock to talk..):
and we are not doing anth funny or crazzy lehh... man this is a depressing period.
nth interesting in sch apart from the usual philosophical youliang lectures and singing gay songs in geography.
ohwels seems like everything in school is settling down to a not funny not interesting period.
hopefully after the sept hols the 4 crazy guys will come back with a REVIVED PASSION FOR NONSENSE and a FULL CHARGED MIND OF CRAP
:)
p.s guys rmb to bring gao zhi on monday or we gonna get another lecture from you liang. :)
time to post.(:
eh jason relax la:)
i shall post now
hai..
nowadays in sch its so boring cos theres nth to do and according to jas im becoming more emo and not talking cock....
but theres no cock to talk..):
and we are not doing anth funny or crazzy lehh... man this is a depressing period.
nth interesting in sch apart from the usual philosophical youliang lectures and singing gay songs in geography.
ohwels seems like everything in school is settling down to a not funny not interesting period.
hopefully after the sept hols the 4 crazy guys will come back with a REVIVED PASSION FOR NONSENSE and a FULL CHARGED MIND OF CRAP
:)
p.s guys rmb to bring gao zhi on monday or we gonna get another lecture from you liang. :)
Friday, August 25, 2006
hai... life has been mundane for this rocker, who is said to be not funny but more towards the emotional side. but of cause i dont go crying my pillow and hide under my blanket...
i tink my stomach gonna explode if i laugh again man... dumb abs machine, and a dumb caveman called marcus who disturbed me when i was doing my 'abs maintainance'. lol he made me laugh and caused me to suddenly let go of the dumb handle of the machine and my stomach just plunged backwards like some swimmer and his butterfly stroke etc. zzz now it really hurts when i laugh, especially when the jason around. his nonsense sparks laughter, for no reason.
the chij girl and the waistline thing is dumb seriously. girls reading it would surely say its a their perogative or something like that... correct me if im wrong. i dont know much about this stuff, not like the self-professed expert.
yup school life is really boring right now.. the only thing thats getting us goin is the energy from the teachers and their wonderful assignment which every subject teachers sets the same deadline for the latter. zzz
Lennie - JAM JAM JAM!!! woohooo
i tink my stomach gonna explode if i laugh again man... dumb abs machine, and a dumb caveman called marcus who disturbed me when i was doing my 'abs maintainance'. lol he made me laugh and caused me to suddenly let go of the dumb handle of the machine and my stomach just plunged backwards like some swimmer and his butterfly stroke etc. zzz now it really hurts when i laugh, especially when the jason around. his nonsense sparks laughter, for no reason.
the chij girl and the waistline thing is dumb seriously. girls reading it would surely say its a their perogative or something like that... correct me if im wrong. i dont know much about this stuff, not like the self-professed expert.
yup school life is really boring right now.. the only thing thats getting us goin is the energy from the teachers and their wonderful assignment which every subject teachers sets the same deadline for the latter. zzz
Lennie - JAM JAM JAM!!! woohooo
Sian i feel betrayed.
One is playing his guitar. Another is playing LOTR on his violin. The last, is having a date.......
So hows life, haiz, season over liao, no training, pump weights boring shit. met this cool senior who is some pro at weights, who promised to read my...oops i mean our..( damn i can just say mine* already ) blog.
Boring life, screwed up my tests, no humour felt today.
came up with this really lame insult tho' thought u might wanna hear it.
"Hey ___ i think god made a mistake when he created you..., i think you would really be better of a amoba/ paramecium/ any orgasm in the bacteria kingdom than a effed up retard you are now. eat my shit. "
In school, we just make fun of the teachers by hysteriaclly screaming their name in class. For eg." Mrs Lim Yok TONG" so we shout " THONG!! THONG !!! THONG!!! THONG !!! *in front of her*" I have decieded to be revolutionary and shout " g-string!!!!! g-string!!!!!!!!! g-string!!!!!!"
shit i really ain't funneh no more..=x
wah i have just discovered why some girl school uniform is scrwed. lol i think its the belt at the waistline. can't stand girl school uniforms without belts in the mid-line. its damn fugggllllllllleyyyyyyyy.
IM ONLY 169 WTF SO SHORT. BUT HEY IM 64 KGS BEAT THAT SUCKASSSS x)
*oh btw for all future-to-be-nerdish-poser for gawd's sake dont ever buy white converse to wear to school man.
1) For most nerdish-posers their school shoes is the shoe they go out with
2) white converse looks damn loser
3)when you wear white converse, and with jeans ontop, all that sticks our is the tip of you WHITE shoes, you look like some stinking dude in bata shoes.
4) damn it aint worth right? u pay 100 bucks so u can get some status , and guess what? you look like your wearing plain white shoes. zzzz
DAMN MY POSER SHOES ARE NICE>.<
and i aint wearing it to school!
One is playing his guitar. Another is playing LOTR on his violin. The last, is having a date.......
So hows life, haiz, season over liao, no training, pump weights boring shit. met this cool senior who is some pro at weights, who promised to read my...oops i mean our..( damn i can just say mine* already ) blog.
Boring life, screwed up my tests, no humour felt today.
came up with this really lame insult tho' thought u might wanna hear it.
"Hey ___ i think god made a mistake when he created you..., i think you would really be better of a amoba/ paramecium/ any orgasm in the bacteria kingdom than a effed up retard you are now. eat my shit. "
In school, we just make fun of the teachers by hysteriaclly screaming their name in class. For eg." Mrs Lim Yok TONG" so we shout " THONG!! THONG !!! THONG!!! THONG !!! *in front of her*" I have decieded to be revolutionary and shout " g-string!!!!! g-string!!!!!!!!! g-string!!!!!!"
shit i really ain't funneh no more..=x
wah i have just discovered why some girl school uniform is scrwed. lol i think its the belt at the waistline. can't stand girl school uniforms without belts in the mid-line. its damn fugggllllllllleyyyyyyyy.
IM ONLY 169 WTF SO SHORT. BUT HEY IM 64 KGS BEAT THAT SUCKASSSS x)
*oh btw for all future-to-be-nerdish-poser for gawd's sake dont ever buy white converse to wear to school man.
1) For most nerdish-posers their school shoes is the shoe they go out with
2) white converse looks damn loser
3)when you wear white converse, and with jeans ontop, all that sticks our is the tip of you WHITE shoes, you look like some stinking dude in bata shoes.
4) damn it aint worth right? u pay 100 bucks so u can get some status , and guess what? you look like your wearing plain white shoes. zzzz
DAMN MY POSER SHOES ARE NICE>.<
and i aint wearing it to school!
Monday, August 21, 2006
Ok for once Jason's life is so damn boring that he really has nothing to frigging post. But at least ill try.
Wah School is so frigging stressful. I think imma get ZERO for my English Journal cos i plagarise about 3 sentences from it. AND evertime MrYap talks about plagarism, i peer over ryan's Shoulder and i cget a cold, hard angry stare.=X.
Lol daniel is frgging manly, TODAY HE WORE TWO DIFFERENT SOCKS TO SCHOOL.ONE HIGH ONE LOW.ONE GOT LOGO ONE DUN HAVE.AND HE WALKS AROUND PROUDLY
Haha wanna know how to do DAMN GOOD POWERPOINTS?!?! ASK ME!!!!
KILLER POWERPOINTS
Wah School is so frigging stressful. I think imma get ZERO for my English Journal cos i plagarise about 3 sentences from it. AND evertime MrYap talks about plagarism, i peer over ryan's Shoulder and i cget a cold, hard angry stare.=X.
Lol daniel is frgging manly, TODAY HE WORE TWO DIFFERENT SOCKS TO SCHOOL.ONE HIGH ONE LOW.ONE GOT LOGO ONE DUN HAVE.AND HE WALKS AROUND PROUDLY
Haha wanna know how to do DAMN GOOD POWERPOINTS?!?! ASK ME!!!!
KILLER POWERPOINTS
- Firstly if you want a good powerpoint..SLACK!
- U see one paragraph? Just close your eyes, take your index finger and point. Chances are that you get a good key line.
- Next press ctrl-c then ctrl-v and just paste it into a damn slide u retard.
- SO now u have a short and simple powerpoint.Easy to do. Easy to Score. And teachers like it x)
- So if you're wondering why your powerpoint sucks? Its not because you have no power..Or that you can't point. YOUR TOO HARDWORKING.
- Follow these methods, for added results, try rushing the powerpoint at the library during recess before the presentation. It really gives you a kick, when you know you have to do it in 25 minutes WOOYEAH.
For a certain lesson, only 11 people handed up the worksheet due, and our teacher is gonna call our parents even if we hand it up tomorrow.So 33-11=22
22 PARENTS TO CALL?!?!!?!??!!
assuming ever parent he talks for 5 minutes on our work attitude blah blah blah... thats 22x5=110minutes of calling.
plus the waiting time and the dialing time, and the flipping thru files to find our number....
110minutes + 30 minutes = 140minutes?
HE IS GONNA SPEND LIKE 2 hours and 20 minutes talking rubbish? to our heck care parents?!?! if he really is gonna do that, i think thats fit enough to join our rocker clan. with his manlyness.
Ok today me and lennie went gym. wow 18 kg bicep curls are not as hard as you think. if we can do you can! x).
Ok im gonna chiong my compo now...GG i have to use www.google.com.sg to find good chinese compos to plagarise.DAMN i even have to hand write this shit. THAT SUCKS.
ok
SUN-PA
sry samuel.=x
-Jason.( whos else is ever so damn interesting.)
Friday, August 18, 2006
I STILL HAVE MY ROCKET IN MY LOCKER!!!
YEA!!!
LEBANON IS DEAD AHAAH...
TODAY THE RI SKIES WERE RAINING ROCKETS. AND BEST OF ALL FROM THE ROCKERS ( RAINING ROCKETS ROCKERS: ALLITERATION HAHAH) JASON'S AND ELIAS' ROCKET DEVELOPED A MAGNETIC ATTRACTION TO THE CONSTRUCTION SITE WORKERS IN THEIR COOL BLUE JACKETS AND YELLOW HELMETS( ACSI COLOR???) WHILE MY ROCKET ON SECOND LAUNCH SPINNED LIKE A TORNADO AFTER ONE OF THE FENDERS WENT OFF RIGHT AT THE START OF THE LAUNCH AND THE UNSTABLISED PLASTIC THING FLEW OUT OF CONTROL...ZZZ
HMM O YAR WE TOOK THE ROCKER CLAN PHOTO... JUST LOOK AT MY SHORT AND FLAT HAIR... I THINK I CAN POSE A AN EDMUND CHAY NERD! (= IF I GET FULL MARKS FOR MY CCT... I MUST PUT A HUGE EMPHASIS ON THE WORD 'IF' WITH MY FLAT AND SHORT JET BLACK STUFF ON MY HEAD.
o yar, we presented a really dumb skit in the lecture theatre... it was quite funny i think since everyone were laughing their asses off...
and it was all thanks to me haha. what are the pointed tip and the smooth surfaces of the rockets for??? we had to present a skit on this question and an answer on the HOP... For the skit i used the mic and stuck it to my head and told the audience that i was the rocket while jason and elias were the ''air particles in the air which provide a so called resistance"... so i started to run at the air particles with the pointed tip and shove those two rockers away with ease...
by then everyone including the judges were all laughing like siao...zzz
not sure what made them laugh even more.. but then i later took up the mic and accidentally laughed into it during one of the sentences i said... and the whole LT is flooded with tears of laughter... then my ROCKER SENTENCE CAME!!!
" AS ALL OF YOU PEOPLE CAN SEE HERE... I, THE ROCKET HAS JUST GOT THRU THE AIR PARTICLES WITH EASEEE..." THIS IS CAUSE OF THE STREAMLINED BODY SHAPE I OBTAINED WITH THE ENHANCEMENT OF THE 'POINTED MIC' ON MY HEAD (SOME AERODYNAMICS STUFF) AND BECAUSE OF
SMOOTH COMPLEXION...!!!"
man from then on i think i would have found my identity (faster than those singapore idols groping their way thru the darkness in search of what the judges call i-d-e-n-t-i-t-y... ) smooth complexion guy haha
yar later on we had the prize presentation and then the outside facilator for the pet rocket thing called our group the "group with the smooth complexion..." zzzzzzzzz
what rockers...
Lennie.
YEA!!!
LEBANON IS DEAD AHAAH...
TODAY THE RI SKIES WERE RAINING ROCKETS. AND BEST OF ALL FROM THE ROCKERS ( RAINING ROCKETS ROCKERS: ALLITERATION HAHAH) JASON'S AND ELIAS' ROCKET DEVELOPED A MAGNETIC ATTRACTION TO THE CONSTRUCTION SITE WORKERS IN THEIR COOL BLUE JACKETS AND YELLOW HELMETS( ACSI COLOR???) WHILE MY ROCKET ON SECOND LAUNCH SPINNED LIKE A TORNADO AFTER ONE OF THE FENDERS WENT OFF RIGHT AT THE START OF THE LAUNCH AND THE UNSTABLISED PLASTIC THING FLEW OUT OF CONTROL...ZZZ
HMM O YAR WE TOOK THE ROCKER CLAN PHOTO... JUST LOOK AT MY SHORT AND FLAT HAIR... I THINK I CAN POSE A AN EDMUND CHAY NERD! (= IF I GET FULL MARKS FOR MY CCT... I MUST PUT A HUGE EMPHASIS ON THE WORD 'IF' WITH MY FLAT AND SHORT JET BLACK STUFF ON MY HEAD.
o yar, we presented a really dumb skit in the lecture theatre... it was quite funny i think since everyone were laughing their asses off...
and it was all thanks to me haha. what are the pointed tip and the smooth surfaces of the rockets for??? we had to present a skit on this question and an answer on the HOP... For the skit i used the mic and stuck it to my head and told the audience that i was the rocket while jason and elias were the ''air particles in the air which provide a so called resistance"... so i started to run at the air particles with the pointed tip and shove those two rockers away with ease...
by then everyone including the judges were all laughing like siao...zzz
not sure what made them laugh even more.. but then i later took up the mic and accidentally laughed into it during one of the sentences i said... and the whole LT is flooded with tears of laughter... then my ROCKER SENTENCE CAME!!!
" AS ALL OF YOU PEOPLE CAN SEE HERE... I, THE ROCKET HAS JUST GOT THRU THE AIR PARTICLES WITH EASEEE..." THIS IS CAUSE OF THE STREAMLINED BODY SHAPE I OBTAINED WITH THE ENHANCEMENT OF THE 'POINTED MIC' ON MY HEAD (SOME AERODYNAMICS STUFF) AND BECAUSE OF
SMOOTH COMPLEXION...!!!"
man from then on i think i would have found my identity (faster than those singapore idols groping their way thru the darkness in search of what the judges call i-d-e-n-t-i-t-y... ) smooth complexion guy haha
yar later on we had the prize presentation and then the outside facilator for the pet rocket thing called our group the "group with the smooth complexion..." zzzzzzzzz
what rockers...
Lennie.
the crew........
NEWS FLASH >>>>>>>>>
Our dickdiaries journalist have reported that Students of Raffles Institution are supposetly aiding the war in the Middle-East. Our sources have stated that on all count they would like to be anonymous. Out of the 500 rockets fired into Israel, about 50 were contributed by Raffles Institution.
These nasty little toys have been found in the LT, primed and armed, each with enough explosive power to DETONATE and PENETRATE through ELIAS's THICK HEAD. ZOMG thats imba!!!!
Ok what happened today. WE MADE ROCKETS OUT OF BOTTLES. Ours shot about 60-80 metres, and ended up in the blardy construction site due to the gay faggoting pnn ccb knn wtf bbq wind.
GUESS WHAT I FOUND DURING RECESS ^^
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man dudes shouldn't leave their love dedications around with the Rocker Clan snooping everywhere for info.
hmmm lifes boring. The other two rockers all weird like hell. One going thru emo stage, another one ....****************** lol
i learnt a new word today. its "SUNPA" apparently it means..I SWEAR,
ok thats is cool. I was like....:" MY BALLZ" then Brandon was replying " SUNPA" raising up his right hand stiffly. hahaha new swear word. gott add it to my collection of...
my ballz, pnn ccb knn wtf bbq, **** , basket, ( the other normal cliched bad words every poser says) oh yeah and.......
SUNPA.......WHOOO YEAH
NEWS FLASH >>>>>>>>>
Our dickdiaries journalist have reported that Students of Raffles Institution are supposetly aiding the war in the Middle-East. Our sources have stated that on all count they would like to be anonymous. Out of the 500 rockets fired into Israel, about 50 were contributed by Raffles Institution.
These nasty little toys have been found in the LT, primed and armed, each with enough explosive power to DETONATE and PENETRATE through ELIAS's THICK HEAD. ZOMG thats imba!!!!
Ok what happened today. WE MADE ROCKETS OUT OF BOTTLES. Ours shot about 60-80 metres, and ended up in the blardy construction site due to the gay faggoting pnn ccb knn wtf bbq wind.
GUESS WHAT I FOUND DURING RECESS ^^
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POST DELETED DUE TO SENSITIVE INFORMATION.SRY TO THOSE HURT.
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man dudes shouldn't leave their love dedications around with the Rocker Clan snooping everywhere for info.
hmmm lifes boring. The other two rockers all weird like hell. One going thru emo stage, another one ....****************** lol
i learnt a new word today. its "SUNPA" apparently it means..I SWEAR,
ok thats is cool. I was like....:" MY BALLZ" then Brandon was replying " SUNPA" raising up his right hand stiffly. hahaha new swear word. gott add it to my collection of...
my ballz, pnn ccb knn wtf bbq, **** , basket, ( the other normal cliched bad words every poser says) oh yeah and.......
SUNPA.......WHOOO YEAH
Thursday, August 17, 2006
possesion wise yes, i admit we lost. size wise, we got owned yes. resources wise, yes we weren't as fortunate.
the score yar - 10-15. we teared, we sank and we just shut up as the dumb instituion was yelled out by the bunch of ever-enthu prefects. I actually wanted to appreciate the maori 'haka' by our counterparts but senior deputy headmaster had to steal the limelight by getting down from the stands, took off his blacker shades and beckoned us onto the field to let us get a little more remorseful. haha
i felt like being a crybaby. not sure why (:
but there is one thing to be proud about i think...
every year independent owns saints in support with their dumb cheers and screams... suprisingly raffles own independent's asses.
all thanks to the the whole rafflesian spirit hor... - ri,rgs,rjc haha
yesterday amongst the sea of white on our side, i m sure that almost everyone caught sight of the rgs representatives in blue... haha. wonder if the crowd were paying attention to the game sia haha
i dont know what say now... ermmmm
o yar.
today we all went up to the podium to present the glass shit to the senior dm.. i realise that we should prepare a speech next time cause we screwed it up haha and i forgot that i didnt have a badge on my uniform cause some despo ri guy stole my uniform, moor t-shirt and pe shorts yesterday and went to present the thing to him haha
jason got best forward by the way. cheers haha
i had to share the 2nd MVP WITH bryan marcus alimi. but its alright, i m thankful for anything haha
hai... now got no more extensions man. zzz
!!!
the score yar - 10-15. we teared, we sank and we just shut up as the dumb instituion was yelled out by the bunch of ever-enthu prefects. I actually wanted to appreciate the maori 'haka' by our counterparts but senior deputy headmaster had to steal the limelight by getting down from the stands, took off his blacker shades and beckoned us onto the field to let us get a little more remorseful. haha
i felt like being a crybaby. not sure why (:
but there is one thing to be proud about i think...
every year independent owns saints in support with their dumb cheers and screams... suprisingly raffles own independent's asses.
all thanks to the the whole rafflesian spirit hor... - ri,rgs,rjc haha
yesterday amongst the sea of white on our side, i m sure that almost everyone caught sight of the rgs representatives in blue... haha. wonder if the crowd were paying attention to the game sia haha
i dont know what say now... ermmmm
o yar.
today we all went up to the podium to present the glass shit to the senior dm.. i realise that we should prepare a speech next time cause we screwed it up haha and i forgot that i didnt have a badge on my uniform cause some despo ri guy stole my uniform, moor t-shirt and pe shorts yesterday and went to present the thing to him haha
jason got best forward by the way. cheers haha
i had to share the 2nd MVP WITH bryan marcus alimi. but its alright, i m thankful for anything haha
hai... now got no more extensions man. zzz
!!!
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
Rugby Finals RI vs Acsi
Hmm for the first time i guess ill post with some maturity.Yea im sad we didnt win.Don't ask me why i never cry. I guess i played my best already.First acs score try. so 5-0.Then we scored. 5-5. then THEY score....and converted.12-5. Then Joel did this amazing drop kick that ALMOST WENT IT..i actually turned around and saied YAY. Guess what..."BANG" hit the darn post..It curled . So its still 12-5. Hmmm joel had this kick and 'BANG' renyong just burnt . picked the ball and dived. making it 12-10. zzz Lastly Acsi had this penalty and they converted . Making the scoreline 15-10( Acsi Leading)
I think i played quite okay. zz Missed one tackle. OH YEAH I GOT BITTEN i think.
Got this two front teeth marks on my forearm. lol quite cool...CAN I BE ON NEWSPAPER PLSSSSSSSSSS
Hahaa tomorrow all the ri dudes..Beware of the " rafflesian spirit" talk during assembly.
Hmm after that we had dinner at Naked Fish Shoppe ...at grassroot club. Paid for by our dear ora. Hmm haha there was this funny joke.
Person A : ( Gesturing to Person B , : " During our time, this guy is our pro converter, CAN KICK BOTH LEG LEH, Right leg can kick, Left leg also can Kick....sadly middle leg aiya....CMI, cannont kick " LOL :P
Ok now time for egoness x)
Hmmm during the dinner. The MVP( most valuable player) was named.. ITS OUR FLYHALF JOEL...MANLY
Hmmm BEST FORWARD ..lalalalallalalala guess who..................................................................................ME
Hahaha then best back leh....
Our coach cannot decide so in the end. Its Lennie, Marcus Koe, Bryan and Alimi.
How sad all oni get 25 %
wooo both rockers mentioned ^^
ok Me and elias are gonna start gyming =)
BTW herre are some hawt picture drawn by our rugger friend SUNG MING ( who was injured in first 5 minutes) Not only his tackle ferocious, Pen also chao ferocious.
HAWT
Hmm for the first time i guess ill post with some maturity.Yea im sad we didnt win.Don't ask me why i never cry. I guess i played my best already.First acs score try. so 5-0.Then we scored. 5-5. then THEY score....and converted.12-5. Then Joel did this amazing drop kick that ALMOST WENT IT..i actually turned around and saied YAY. Guess what..."BANG" hit the darn post..It curled . So its still 12-5. Hmmm joel had this kick and 'BANG' renyong just burnt . picked the ball and dived. making it 12-10. zzz Lastly Acsi had this penalty and they converted . Making the scoreline 15-10( Acsi Leading)
I think i played quite okay. zz Missed one tackle. OH YEAH I GOT BITTEN i think.
Got this two front teeth marks on my forearm. lol quite cool...CAN I BE ON NEWSPAPER PLSSSSSSSSSS
Hahaa tomorrow all the ri dudes..Beware of the " rafflesian spirit" talk during assembly.
Hmm after that we had dinner at Naked Fish Shoppe ...at grassroot club. Paid for by our dear ora. Hmm haha there was this funny joke.
Person A : ( Gesturing to Person B , : " During our time, this guy is our pro converter, CAN KICK BOTH LEG LEH, Right leg can kick, Left leg also can Kick....sadly middle leg aiya....CMI, cannont kick " LOL :P
Ok now time for egoness x)
Hmmm during the dinner. The MVP( most valuable player) was named.. ITS OUR FLYHALF JOEL...MANLY
Hmmm BEST FORWARD ..lalalalallalalala guess who..................................................................................ME
Hahaha then best back leh....
Our coach cannot decide so in the end. Its Lennie, Marcus Koe, Bryan and Alimi.
How sad all oni get 25 %
wooo both rockers mentioned ^^
ok Me and elias are gonna start gyming =)
BTW herre are some hawt picture drawn by our rugger friend SUNG MING ( who was injured in first 5 minutes) Not only his tackle ferocious, Pen also chao ferocious.
HAWT
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
today was another boring day.
lennie's handphone rung in class.
but. it wasn't confiscated. unlike jason. it was in youliang's lesson. then suddenly. the non-polyphonic ringtone rang out! an SMS! zzzz. yanwei woke up. the teacher was startled. then lennie said, 对不起. then it was over, and no one cared. lennie got away!
AHA! jason! he doesnt like your face!
lol. nvm. anyway today while me and jason were walking to the bus stop we saw this used condom, sick omg. jason quickly snapped a photo, will post it soon. lol. it was brown, but relax, you cant really tell whether it's used or not. it's just freaking sick. eeew.
cheers xP
lennie's handphone rung in class.
but. it wasn't confiscated. unlike jason. it was in youliang's lesson. then suddenly. the non-polyphonic ringtone rang out! an SMS! zzzz. yanwei woke up. the teacher was startled. then lennie said, 对不起. then it was over, and no one cared. lennie got away!
AHA! jason! he doesnt like your face!
lol. nvm. anyway today while me and jason were walking to the bus stop we saw this used condom, sick omg. jason quickly snapped a photo, will post it soon. lol. it was brown, but relax, you cant really tell whether it's used or not. it's just freaking sick. eeew.
cheers xP
Sunday, August 13, 2006
argh weekends are the bore. hell it's been studying for me for the past few days. and that just kind of sucks big time. if you don't agree you're just weird.
anyway. changed the photo size in te previous post by daniel, i think now it fits okay. daniel please, just resize the images like in Microsoft Word. thank you for asking the really dumb question. and please, publicise our blog! zzzz if we get like 500 hits a day we can earn money through advertisements like omgwtfbbq.
okay those were rants of mine. i'll try to shut up about lame shyte like that.
anyway. changed the photo size in te previous post by daniel, i think now it fits okay. daniel please, just resize the images like in Microsoft Word. thank you for asking the really dumb question. and please, publicise our blog! zzzz if we get like 500 hits a day we can earn money through advertisements like omgwtfbbq.
okay those were rants of mine. i'll try to shut up about lame shyte like that.
K lennie point TAKEN dirty doesn't equal funny.....lol..
whoo i can feel the negative energies buildiing up from this blog.....
lets change it to positive energies..:)
this has been removed because it has been deemed offensive.
Friday, August 11, 2006
So today was just a stupid day with really nice pictures. First up we have the o' so SERIOUS elias giving us his everyday look....
then we have our group belief.....featured on our friends plastic bag !!!
Lastly we have something INTERLLECTUAL and SCIENTIFIC for those people out there who think we are corny bastard =)
came across this in the library while reading some pornfics...xPPP haha joking lah.....reading some gay science mag....
WOMEN LIKE FUNNY MEN!!!!!
Hah i even took the extra time to go with Lennie to the library before training to photo copy and then scan it. How dutiful. Well i must uphold my duty too my fellow lameassed joke-crackers out there....
Wonder why we are funny???
read the damn thing and stop laughing.
GIRLS LIKE US XD
-Jason
then we have our group belief.....featured on our friends plastic bag !!!
Lastly we have something INTERLLECTUAL and SCIENTIFIC for those people out there who think we are corny bastard =)
came across this in the library while reading some pornfics...xPPP haha joking lah.....reading some gay science mag....
WOMEN LIKE FUNNY MEN!!!!!
Hah i even took the extra time to go with Lennie to the library before training to photo copy and then scan it. How dutiful. Well i must uphold my duty too my fellow lameassed joke-crackers out there....
Wonder why we are funny???
read the damn thing and stop laughing.
GIRLS LIKE US XD
-Jason
ZOMG.
this is sick baby. but its fun. you can put any combination of 10-letter words and it'll just come up with something for you. even zzzzzzzzzz.
as i said, it's real fun. now go bully your friends.
http://sexy.namedecoder.com/index.php
anyway today went to jason's house for our freaking zhuan ti zuo ye. urgh. so much time wasted. today was supposed to be study day ah @#$&. next week we have a test. zzzzzzzzzzz.
so are we studying? i dont think so baby. (:
oh and i think this is quickly becoming a rugger blog already because half of us rockers are ruggers. rarr. then me and daniel get left out? pooh. (:
now for blog publicity. HAHA.
Thursday, August 10, 2006
Dive pass
GO LENNIE DIVE PASS
GO LENNIE DIVE PASS
Okay here is Jason once again. Got training in the morning at 8-10 on a friggin holiday..
lalala so training started off nice and fresh, did some ghey rucking drills and no one was friggin pusshing,....
then guess what????
i was bridging over the frigging ball when shannon ( on the oppositinon team ) smash into me and lifted me up with his hands around my frigging groin.....
WOOOOOYAHHHHHHHHHH
it felt nice !!!!
lol my face turned purple ...and i groaned...." MY balls u shit head"
wtfhknnccbpmnedaopnodanoxcnao8(^(*%$#$%^&**(
he dao me keep pushing.......
zzzzzzzzzzzz nvm no wonder so many ruggers CANNOT have children ..cos its either their sperm duct ( vans deferas) kana bao za..... or their coiled up epididymis kana uncoiled....
or either ultility tool cannot stand .... or zzzz their soldier aint marching.....
-JASON
lalala so training started off nice and fresh, did some ghey rucking drills and no one was friggin pusshing,....
then guess what????
i was bridging over the frigging ball when shannon ( on the oppositinon team ) smash into me and lifted me up with his hands around my frigging groin.....
WOOOOOYAHHHHHHHHHH
it felt nice !!!!
lol my face turned purple ...and i groaned...." MY balls u shit head"
wtfhknnccbpmnedaopnodanoxcnao8(^(*%$#$%^&**(
he dao me keep pushing.......
zzzzzzzzzzzz nvm no wonder so many ruggers CANNOT have children ..cos its either their sperm duct ( vans deferas) kana bao za..... or their coiled up epididymis kana uncoiled....
or either ultility tool cannot stand .... or zzzz their soldier aint marching.....
-JASON
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
Raffles 13 Saints 12. let me tell you why
Not only cause this is one of the MOST SPECIAL Batch(2006), but also because for the first time in history raffles has agreed to send 4 classes to support. the last years when raffles got 3rd, only the mothers were screaming their asses off while their other halves were shaking and nodding their balding heads. o yar, not to mention the coaches trying to make full use of their voices by using walki talkies to communicate from both sides of the field and their shouting, also present, were in vain. Come on, who stops to hear you talk in the middle of war, which everyone is bashing the hell outta each other. Its like talking English to your grandmother who replies in teochew or hokkien or cantonneese or just continues to watch her korean dramas without pay the least of attention to her beloved son. zzz (=
One more reason. I believe its because of the lovely bunch of giggling people in dark blue pinafolds, concentrating in the game (i m not sure about that). hahax i m wondering whether you all understood what was going on...
Must also acknowledge Faiz (coach) for his last minute psyching-up talk. ' Guys look there!!!' he shouted. " the ref has already blown his whistle and those bloody boys in blue are goin to fucking the toilet" " they are not givin us any fucking respect.) " today is the day i want to see bones and blood fucking broken !!!!!" hahaha. i thought that speech he gave us rawked!
O yar. one important thing! the two tries which fired us into the lead were both from the rocker clan!!! woohoooo.
Obviously Lennie scored first... followed by our dear Jason. you know why? cause my number is bigger than yours. lol you know 9 is bigger than what? 7??? hahax Kidding... i shall put in a few yummy photos of us both in action if i can get my fingers on them kay? yea.
so [My try]
first there is a ruck...then i pick the ball up ..smash pass 2 defenders and then score yay!!!!!!!
[Jasons try]
there is a maul...jason solo chiong 2 defenders smash ball on e line wheeeeeeeee
I think my bloggin sucks, but this is like the first time i m doing this haha!
Yes i remember. You know what's worst than your girlfriend leaving you after the match?
BATHING
Its like the worst thing to me. My elbows and kneecaps are all flooded with ozzing blood and pus. G-R-O-S-S. its like the whole flesh is missing and there's only red and white blood cells encompassing that large area called the wound. zzz
kay now Independent beckons i guess for the finals. 10 years one finals for raffles. we cant bust this haha. once in a decade right? well erm, i think we can win if rgs comes and erm if mgs turns their backs on the ac boys and if chij girls ditch saints and visit yio chu kang on 16 aug (:
hah jk.
Not only cause this is one of the MOST SPECIAL Batch(2006), but also because for the first time in history raffles has agreed to send 4 classes to support. the last years when raffles got 3rd, only the mothers were screaming their asses off while their other halves were shaking and nodding their balding heads. o yar, not to mention the coaches trying to make full use of their voices by using walki talkies to communicate from both sides of the field and their shouting, also present, were in vain. Come on, who stops to hear you talk in the middle of war, which everyone is bashing the hell outta each other. Its like talking English to your grandmother who replies in teochew or hokkien or cantonneese or just continues to watch her korean dramas without pay the least of attention to her beloved son. zzz (=
One more reason. I believe its because of the lovely bunch of giggling people in dark blue pinafolds, concentrating in the game (i m not sure about that). hahax i m wondering whether you all understood what was going on...
Must also acknowledge Faiz (coach) for his last minute psyching-up talk. ' Guys look there!!!' he shouted. " the ref has already blown his whistle and those bloody boys in blue are goin to fucking the toilet" " they are not givin us any fucking respect.) " today is the day i want to see bones and blood fucking broken !!!!!" hahaha. i thought that speech he gave us rawked!
O yar. one important thing! the two tries which fired us into the lead were both from the rocker clan!!! woohoooo.
Obviously Lennie scored first... followed by our dear Jason. you know why? cause my number is bigger than yours. lol you know 9 is bigger than what? 7??? hahax Kidding... i shall put in a few yummy photos of us both in action if i can get my fingers on them kay? yea.
so [My try]
first there is a ruck...then i pick the ball up ..smash pass 2 defenders and then score yay!!!!!!!
[Jasons try]
there is a maul...jason solo chiong 2 defenders smash ball on e line wheeeeeeeee
I think my bloggin sucks, but this is like the first time i m doing this haha!
Yes i remember. You know what's worst than your girlfriend leaving you after the match?
BATHING
Its like the worst thing to me. My elbows and kneecaps are all flooded with ozzing blood and pus. G-R-O-S-S. its like the whole flesh is missing and there's only red and white blood cells encompassing that large area called the wound. zzz
kay now Independent beckons i guess for the finals. 10 years one finals for raffles. we cant bust this haha. once in a decade right? well erm, i think we can win if rgs comes and erm if mgs turns their backs on the ac boys and if chij girls ditch saints and visit yio chu kang on 16 aug (:
hah jk.
-Lennie Ebenezer (:
Tuesday, August 08, 2006
whos is it...answer on the tagboard........xPPPPPPPPP
zomg during the semis right wah lan i knead someone balls hah xPPPPPP
-Jason
Monday, August 07, 2006
eh yea JASON'S POSTING STYLE SUCKS
why so many..............
veh fun meh??
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sian ah today...
everyone so quiet in class
anyways duno wad to say lehh
TODAY LIKE NTH INTERESTING HAPPENED COS HALF THE ROCKERS LEFT CLASS IN THE MIDDLE OF SCH:@
A$$:@
but then it was for a good cause.
in the end they won their semi final 12-13 i think(:
YAY FOR THE RUGGERS(:
gogogogogo
WIN THE FINALS AGAINST ACSI((:
anw, today you liang got RELI PISSED OFF
like that dormant volcano of a youliang suddenly just
ERUPTED this morning
bcos somehow we were supposed to bring chinese 稿纸 to write compo
budden i think no one heard.
onli our pro chi rep heard and then he went to tell you liang that we writing compo today
and when youliang said 快拿出稿纸，今天写作文!
the whole class like groaned and complained (IN ENGLISH.. eg" walao no one said today doing zuowen wth...")
and somehow( i dont know if youliang understands english), youliang got DAMN PISSED OFF when he heard us complaining and suddenly
BOOOM
BOOOM
the volcano ERUPTED.
and we all know youliang aint the kind of guy who would use a harsh tone and scream at us and chase us out of class
we all know youliang is a very gentlemanly person and settles his scores in the most interesting way ever. HE TALKS TILL WE GET BORED AND PISSED OFF and i guess its supposed to be some form of punishement. not sure whether the words were meant to make sense or were just there to bore us to death...
and so he started on his long philosophical talk on how we should 做人,and all the chinese virtues, morals. ohwels, after awhile he ran out of things to talk about and after about 20 mins of nice talking he went:
哦，对不起，是我的错没有告诉你们今天要写作文，是我的错。
pretty cool huh
all the class had been doing from then till now was sitting in their seats listening intently to his lecture.
ohwels we have interesting teachers(:
after that pretty much nth else interesting happened today.
LIKE IT WAS REALLY BORING...
zzz
eh and now bio sucks damn boringzzz
whole day gene, DNA, RNA, sian...
ohwels.
HOPEFULLY TMR NATIONAL DAY CELEBRATIONS WILL BE MORE FUN
WE SUPPOSED TO BE CONSTRUCTING STUFF WITH YAKULT BOTTLES...-.-
-danielle
why so many..............
veh fun meh??
.........
..........
...........
...........
..............
.............
sian ah today...
everyone so quiet in class
anyways duno wad to say lehh
TODAY LIKE NTH INTERESTING HAPPENED COS HALF THE ROCKERS LEFT CLASS IN THE MIDDLE OF SCH:@
A$$:@
but then it was for a good cause.
in the end they won their semi final 12-13 i think(:
YAY FOR THE RUGGERS(:
gogogogogo
WIN THE FINALS AGAINST ACSI((:
anw, today you liang got RELI PISSED OFF
like that dormant volcano of a youliang suddenly just
ERUPTED this morning
bcos somehow we were supposed to bring chinese 稿纸 to write compo
budden i think no one heard.
onli our pro chi rep heard and then he went to tell you liang that we writing compo today
and when youliang said 快拿出稿纸，今天写作文!
the whole class like groaned and complained (IN ENGLISH.. eg" walao no one said today doing zuowen wth...")
and somehow( i dont know if youliang understands english), youliang got DAMN PISSED OFF when he heard us complaining and suddenly
BOOOM
BOOOM
the volcano ERUPTED.
and we all know youliang aint the kind of guy who would use a harsh tone and scream at us and chase us out of class
we all know youliang is a very gentlemanly person and settles his scores in the most interesting way ever. HE TALKS TILL WE GET BORED AND PISSED OFF and i guess its supposed to be some form of punishement. not sure whether the words were meant to make sense or were just there to bore us to death...
and so he started on his long philosophical talk on how we should 做人,and all the chinese virtues, morals. ohwels, after awhile he ran out of things to talk about and after about 20 mins of nice talking he went:
哦，对不起，是我的错没有告诉你们今天要写作文，是我的错。
pretty cool huh
all the class had been doing from then till now was sitting in their seats listening intently to his lecture.
ohwels we have interesting teachers(:
after that pretty much nth else interesting happened today.
LIKE IT WAS REALLY BORING...
zzz
eh and now bio sucks damn boringzzz
whole day gene, DNA, RNA, sian...
ohwels.
HOPEFULLY TMR NATIONAL DAY CELEBRATIONS WILL BE MORE FUN
WE SUPPOSED TO BE CONSTRUCTING STUFF WITH YAKULT BOTTLES...-.-
-danielle
Sunday, August 06, 2006
zzzz.
jason's typing style is screwed up. because he talks like this......zomg. full stops aren't that fun to type right.
anyway this is a group blog, me, daniel, lennie, and jason. we are the jokers. and though this blog was set up for fun, we appreciate you all reading it. maybe it might not be funny but hopefully it'll lift your spirits. at least.
and now. today all of us had this freaking newspaper collection day. and lennie and jason did not have to go, because rugby training takes priority over everything else. THANK YOU TWO SO MUCH FOR NOT GOING. then i fell sick. now i'm typing with a 38 degree fever. super sleepy, but since jason asked me to blog, i might as well.
yesterday night was RGS Dance Night. only me and jason went. it was okay, just maybe not worth the 15 dollars. i'll bet 80% of the funds went to costumes, because they were super flashy. and then after the show we went to Raffles City Burger King with the softballers. zzz. RI softballers are a bit boring. isaac wore a tie. good job. i tried to strangle you but i couldn't.
reached home at 2301. curfew is 2300. what now? zzz. i was flying home from the mrt station la. never mind, it was an enjoyable night. just that nothing funny happened, so i dont know why i'm blogging about it.
this morning i asked ryan what time he got home. then he suddenly got damn pissed because he got home at 2345. and he blamed it all on isaac. poor isaac. 'hot with the girls'. quoted from ryan.
daniel didnt pon newspaper collection day. i'm surprised. daniel has a free-MC mom who can give out MCs like blank paper. good job la anyway, DANIEL DIDNT PON. wahahaha.
this is a nice blog post, cause its written by Elias. that's me, signing out here.
still feverish. and that bloody 1cm deep cut in my leg is freaking hurting.
BY THE WAY JASON, YOU HAVE BLACK HAIR.
jason's typing style is screwed up. because he talks like this......zomg. full stops aren't that fun to type right.
anyway this is a group blog, me, daniel, lennie, and jason. we are the jokers. and though this blog was set up for fun, we appreciate you all reading it. maybe it might not be funny but hopefully it'll lift your spirits. at least.
and now. today all of us had this freaking newspaper collection day. and lennie and jason did not have to go, because rugby training takes priority over everything else. THANK YOU TWO SO MUCH FOR NOT GOING. then i fell sick. now i'm typing with a 38 degree fever. super sleepy, but since jason asked me to blog, i might as well.
yesterday night was RGS Dance Night. only me and jason went. it was okay, just maybe not worth the 15 dollars. i'll bet 80% of the funds went to costumes, because they were super flashy. and then after the show we went to Raffles City Burger King with the softballers. zzz. RI softballers are a bit boring. isaac wore a tie. good job. i tried to strangle you but i couldn't.
reached home at 2301. curfew is 2300. what now? zzz. i was flying home from the mrt station la. never mind, it was an enjoyable night. just that nothing funny happened, so i dont know why i'm blogging about it.
this morning i asked ryan what time he got home. then he suddenly got damn pissed because he got home at 2345. and he blamed it all on isaac. poor isaac. 'hot with the girls'. quoted from ryan.
daniel didnt pon newspaper collection day. i'm surprised. daniel has a free-MC mom who can give out MCs like blank paper. good job la anyway, DANIEL DIDNT PON. wahahaha.
this is a nice blog post, cause its written by Elias. that's me, signing out here.
still feverish. and that bloody 1cm deep cut in my leg is freaking hurting.
BY THE WAY JASON, YOU HAVE BLACK HAIR.
Saturday, August 05, 2006
So it was a damn nice day.the usual thing me and elias talking rubbish and cock, not even listening to the damn philosophical chinese teacher ....argh im shallow
..we mostly say just funny rubbish and i start laughing like crazy. Ryan sitting in front of me, pretending not to eavesdrop, but cant help listening.....sometimes he is just slouching on the table bouncing up and down like a bunny (i dun know whytf he does that...helps him think i guess..LOL) then when we say sth funny....although he looking forward he will go......"HEHHEHHEHEHH KEKEEKEKKEE*turns around* 'WTF u two are really 2 guys talking shit..." lol...so much for our entertainment.....
LOL there is also siaokiat....ERRECT BOYY AHAHHA XP tissue king!!!!!!
He will always be looking forward in his usual defensive posture ( ZOMG IT defends from the 182 moves on attack we can do on his rigid dick....*slouches in front and tucks hands on it or at the side* )then when we say sth funny he turns and faces us and goes...."WAHH U ALL SO FREAKING PORNOOOO AHAHAHAHA LOL " hahahahahhaha
OMOGMOGMOGMOGMMOMOGMGOGMOGM today damn funny during recess before our muscle man bioo teacher come right....we went to the toilet.....
while those 3 dudes were making waterfalls in the toilet......'SSSSHHHH SHHHHHHHS SSHHHHH" hah i decided to do some abstract "art"on the toilet mirror.... i first filled my mouth with water and then PUIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHOWER THE WHOLE FREAKING MIRROR WITH SHIT + WATER+ I DUNNO WHAT ELSE......
then they went WTFH.....!!!!!! OMG U SICK SHIT>>>>>>> but heh its fun LETS DO IT BABEH
then all of us started doing it
...the whole large 3 metre wide mirror was just filled with cloudy shit from our shitassed mouth OOZZZZING DOWN KEWL HUH...........shud have taken a picture sia..=(
ahahhahaha then obviously like good old boys...we left the crime scene after abit of boasting to the people outside HAH
NYAHHHHHHH while we were walking back....
at the corridor there.....daniel just decided to do sth disgusting by my standards( which is PRETTY DAMN DISGUSTING OKAYYY.......I CAN TALK ABOUT SHIT WHILE EATING AND STILL EAT NORMALLLLY..BUT THIS IS F DISGUSTTTHONGGGGG"
PICTURES SPEAK A THOUSAND WORDS SO HERE IS IT
zomg daniels just went from the corridoor outside class and did the longest spit i ever saw in my life.....PHEEEEWWWWWWW it flew and went on a trarabola angle HAH.......PLAaAaAAATTTTT RIGHT on the freaking table in the circular area...zomg...
we went closer for a better inspectation..like all good rocker clan members...
to me..it was a magnificent spit ...... even i couldnt do better in the rugby pitch....
shaped beautifully white and frothy.. looking like a baby oyster just floating peacefully......
*aahhhh* what a great spit...GOOD JOB DANNIEL ROCKER CLANNN WOOOOOOOO
hah
then we decided to take pictures of him posing with his baby (the freaking gloop of liquid from ur mouth ur call salivia "
so i the everyready cameraman whipped out my 2 megapix phone and started focusing and he posed....
suddenlly......
the noise died.........
i looked left........................
ZOMOGMGOMGOMOMTTDOMOGMOMFOMROMOMOWTF
our year head right in my frigging face.......damn my phone confiscated..............
2nd time in 10 days.....good job jason.....
hah but i got it back anyway...went up to her and act cute..smile X)
ok not bad for a first post huh.........WHEEEE TAG OUR BLOG GUYS >.
-JASON
..we mostly say just funny rubbish and i start laughing like crazy. Ryan sitting in front of me, pretending not to eavesdrop, but cant help listening.....sometimes he is just slouching on the table bouncing up and down like a bunny (i dun know whytf he does that...helps him think i guess..LOL) then when we say sth funny....although he looking forward he will go......"HEHHEHHEHEHH KEKEEKEKKEE*turns around* 'WTF u two are really 2 guys talking shit..." lol...so much for our entertainment.....
LOL there is also siaokiat....ERRECT BOYY AHAHHA XP tissue king!!!!!!
He will always be looking forward in his usual defensive posture ( ZOMG IT defends from the 182 moves on attack we can do on his rigid dick....*slouches in front and tucks hands on it or at the side* )then when we say sth funny he turns and faces us and goes...."WAHH U ALL SO FREAKING PORNOOOO AHAHAHAHA LOL " hahahahahhaha
OMOGMOGMOGMOGMMOMOGMGOGMOGM today damn funny during recess before our muscle man bioo teacher come right....we went to the toilet.....
while those 3 dudes were making waterfalls in the toilet......'SSSSHHHH SHHHHHHHS SSHHHHH" hah i decided to do some abstract "art"on the toilet mirror.... i first filled my mouth with water and then PUIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHOWER THE WHOLE FREAKING MIRROR WITH SHIT + WATER+ I DUNNO WHAT ELSE......
then they went WTFH.....!!!!!! OMG U SICK SHIT>>>>>>> but heh its fun LETS DO IT BABEH
then all of us started doing it
...the whole large 3 metre wide mirror was just filled with cloudy shit from our shitassed mouth OOZZZZING DOWN KEWL HUH...........shud have taken a picture sia..=(
ahahhahaha then obviously like good old boys...we left the crime scene after abit of boasting to the people outside HAH
NYAHHHHHHH while we were walking back....
at the corridor there.....daniel just decided to do sth disgusting by my standards( which is PRETTY DAMN DISGUSTING OKAYYY.......I CAN TALK ABOUT SHIT WHILE EATING AND STILL EAT NORMALLLLY..BUT THIS IS F DISGUSTTTHONGGGGG"
PICTURES SPEAK A THOUSAND WORDS SO HERE IS IT
zomg daniels just went from the corridoor outside class and did the longest spit i ever saw in my life.....PHEEEEWWWWWWW it flew and went on a trarabola angle HAH.......PLAaAaAAATTTTT RIGHT on the freaking table in the circular area...zomg...
we went closer for a better inspectation..like all good rocker clan members...
to me..it was a magnificent spit ...... even i couldnt do better in the rugby pitch....
shaped beautifully white and frothy.. looking like a baby oyster just floating peacefully......
*aahhhh* what a great spit...GOOD JOB DANNIEL ROCKER CLANNN WOOOOOOOO
hah
then we decided to take pictures of him posing with his baby (the freaking gloop of liquid from ur mouth ur call salivia "
so i the everyready cameraman whipped out my 2 megapix phone and started focusing and he posed....
suddenlly......
the noise died.........
i looked left........................
ZOMOGMGOMGOMOMTTDOMOGMOMFOMROMOMOWTF
our year head right in my frigging face.......damn my phone confiscated..............
2nd time in 10 days.....good job jason.....
hah but i got it back anyway...went up to her and act cute..smile X)
ok not bad for a first post huh.........WHEEEE TAG OUR BLOG GUYS >.
-JASON
Yo all this shall be the new blog of the rockers clan WOOOOOOO YAH