Monday, December 25, 2006
11 reasons why you should date a swimmer:
1. They only do it in the water.
2. They know all the strokes.
3. They love going fast.
4. They are use to wearing next to nothing in front a group of people.
5. Breastroke is favorite to many.
6. Others like it on their back.
7. They are experts at putting rubbers on their heads, and can cap it fast.
8. They are use to taking in large amounts of fluid.
9. They are firm believers that practice will make you better, and will do it at anytime: day or night
.10. They are use to doing things again and again, 'til we can't go on any longer'.
11. The entry is really important! ( plunge ) I THOUGHT OF THIS
Merry Christmas Everyone!'
ho ho ho
ho ho ho
Sunday, December 24, 2006
Alright, i finally found the time to post this. Not that i was very busy this holiday, but, well, i just couldn't find much time to blog.
So here we are. I've reposted the previous Guide to Greetings right below this, for easy reference. (:
Guide to Goodbyes!
There are a few categories of goodbyes, namely offensive, loving, friendly and can't-be-bothered.
bye
Rather can't-be-bothered style. Just a standard, normal bye. Not too special, not very unfriendly either.
rating: **
bb
Quite bad. Extremely can't-be-bothered, to a degree where one can't be bothered to even type out a goodbye in its fullest form. If you're getting this rather often, most likey your friends do not have a real keyboard, or you are not really popular.
rating: *
k
Holy shit. I would back off if i were you. People don't seem to like you much.
rating: *
screw off.
Hmmm. Big problem. I think i would recommend "How to Win Friends and Influence People" by Dale Carnegie. Once you get these sort of goodbyes, you're gonna need the stuff in the book definitely. The world ain't good for people who get told a 'screw off' to their faces man.
rating: NA
see you/cya
A rather positive reply. In most cases, the person means it and would like to see you again. Of course, if you've never met that person before, most likely he/she doesn't mean it to 'see you'.
rating: ***
miss you!
Come on, someone really misses you. If you see this. Usually if you don't miss someone, or if that someone is no one special, you won't say goodbye in this manner.
i found this is the drafts
So here we are. I've reposted the previous Guide to Greetings right below this, for easy reference. (:
Guide to Goodbyes!
There are a few categories of goodbyes, namely offensive, loving, friendly and can't-be-bothered.
bye
Rather can't-be-bothered style. Just a standard, normal bye. Not too special, not very unfriendly either.
rating: **
bb
Quite bad. Extremely can't-be-bothered, to a degree where one can't be bothered to even type out a goodbye in its fullest form. If you're getting this rather often, most likey your friends do not have a real keyboard, or you are not really popular.
rating: *
k
Holy shit. I would back off if i were you. People don't seem to like you much.
rating: *
screw off.
Hmmm. Big problem. I think i would recommend "How to Win Friends and Influence People" by Dale Carnegie. Once you get these sort of goodbyes, you're gonna need the stuff in the book definitely. The world ain't good for people who get told a 'screw off' to their faces man.
rating: NA
see you/cya
A rather positive reply. In most cases, the person means it and would like to see you again. Of course, if you've never met that person before, most likely he/she doesn't mean it to 'see you'.
rating: ***
miss you!
Come on, someone really misses you. If you see this. Usually if you don't miss someone, or if that someone is no one special, you won't say goodbye in this manner.
i found this is the drafts
Thursday, December 21, 2006
MARK TAY
Well here i am to expound on the story on the rivalry between Mark Tay and Me. Don't get me wrong, we are the best of friends. But our lives are simply too conflicting. We are a part of the 8 people that a competing to play first team as flanker B'Div.
Lets bring the date back to sec 1.
He was scrawny, short, weak, unfit. And wasn't in the C div team.
I was Fat, Taller, Beefy, wasn't exactly fit also. But i was in the C div team.
Now times have changed, and i must declare the all out public war with him.
He is lean, tall, dam strong, and damn fit. And is in the b div team
I am Fat, short, weak, and damn unfit. But , perhaps by a mere stroke of luck i am in the b div team.
So the war begins.
Read his nickname, and my nickname. there are exactly the same.
Mine: Aim-Marktay Achieve-Winning Mark Tay Excel- in whatever marktay wants to compete in
His : Aim-Jason Achieve-Winning Jason Excel- in whatever Jason wants to compete in
My goals are to be stronger than him by June, as he has caught up with me in that, after training rigourously,
We use arm wreastling as a gauge. Tho' you might say "Thats childish..." It uses Forearm strength .WHATEVER
This primative contest shall decide who is stronger. And is a matter of pride for both of us!!!!!!
DIE MARK TAY.
Tomorrow go gym together :)
Well here i am to expound on the story on the rivalry between Mark Tay and Me. Don't get me wrong, we are the best of friends. But our lives are simply too conflicting. We are a part of the 8 people that a competing to play first team as flanker B'Div.
Lets bring the date back to sec 1.
He was scrawny, short, weak, unfit. And wasn't in the C div team.
I was Fat, Taller, Beefy, wasn't exactly fit also. But i was in the C div team.
Now times have changed, and i must declare the all out public war with him.
He is lean, tall, dam strong, and damn fit. And is in the b div team
I am Fat, short, weak, and damn unfit. But , perhaps by a mere stroke of luck i am in the b div team.
So the war begins.
Read his nickname, and my nickname. there are exactly the same.
Mine: Aim-Marktay Achieve-Winning Mark Tay Excel- in whatever marktay wants to compete in
His : Aim-Jason Achieve-Winning Jason Excel- in whatever Jason wants to compete in
My goals are to be stronger than him by June, as he has caught up with me in that, after training rigourously,
We use arm wreastling as a gauge. Tho' you might say "Thats childish..." It uses Forearm strength .WHATEVER
This primative contest shall decide who is stronger. And is a matter of pride for both of us!!!!!!
DIE MARK TAY.
Tomorrow go gym together :)
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
Jason's Profile
LMAO this intro is hilarious! Once again, thanks to Jonny, the intro writer.The most charming hero who ever stepped onto the battlefield, Jason's strengths lie on his sharp tongue and his mastery in the art of tackling. Long lost legend has it that this hero found a glowing crystal right below the altar in the temple of the Gryphon. Upon mere contact with the crystal, Jason transformed into his large and supernatural form. However, he still maintains his handsome looks and his sharp tongue. One of his abilities would be to use his totem-like arms to slam an opponent into the hard ground, causing concussions. His foul tongue is also very alive on the field, much to the disappointment of the enemy. His most heartbreaking ability would be to capture the hearts of not the enemy, but their loves themselves. This results in the lost morale of the enemy and causes devestating effects to enemy heroes. Ahh, the power of love. Protect your girlfriends, if you were to face this handsome yet fearsome hero.Enter...the Jason.
www.thejacksonbrothers.blogspot.com
for more details
LMAO this intro is hilarious! Once again, thanks to Jonny, the intro writer.The most charming hero who ever stepped onto the battlefield, Jason's strengths lie on his sharp tongue and his mastery in the art of tackling. Long lost legend has it that this hero found a glowing crystal right below the altar in the temple of the Gryphon. Upon mere contact with the crystal, Jason transformed into his large and supernatural form. However, he still maintains his handsome looks and his sharp tongue. One of his abilities would be to use his totem-like arms to slam an opponent into the hard ground, causing concussions. His foul tongue is also very alive on the field, much to the disappointment of the enemy. His most heartbreaking ability would be to capture the hearts of not the enemy, but their loves themselves. This results in the lost morale of the enemy and causes devestating effects to enemy heroes. Ahh, the power of love. Protect your girlfriends, if you were to face this handsome yet fearsome hero.Enter...the Jason.
www.thejacksonbrothers.blogspot.com
for more details
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Today i was suppose to play pool with meng siew and his sis. BEFORE ANY OF YOU HAVE ANY THOUGHTS...shes twenty. and my 16 yr old bro was also going., but he smsed early in the morn, told me he couldn't make it, and i found out later he went to the hospital. So i played my xbox for ONCE in my life. and with the help of my cousins ++ i managed to make a sexy car, that if i had in real life. would attract 3000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 chicks.
IF.
Pool-ed with my brother. Got trashed. After pool, we decided to walk to parkway under the rain. En route, we wanted to take the short cut and climb over the divider. You know. the spiky one. I attempted to go underneath, while he, being taller tried to go over. Neither of us were sucessful, as i was too fat, and his balls were to big and kept getting hooked. So like dumb dumbs we just ran back across the road.
I almost slipped thrice. REALLY SLIPPERY.
Love the rainy weather. :)
IF.
Pool-ed with my brother. Got trashed. After pool, we decided to walk to parkway under the rain. En route, we wanted to take the short cut and climb over the divider. You know. the spiky one. I attempted to go underneath, while he, being taller tried to go over. Neither of us were sucessful, as i was too fat, and his balls were to big and kept getting hooked. So like dumb dumbs we just ran back across the road.
I almost slipped thrice. REALLY SLIPPERY.
Love the rainy weather. :)
Saturday, December 16, 2006
I am currently reading this book.Jeffrey Archer A Prison Diary Volume I HELL
A brilliant book done by this writer, whom i have heard of, but never read his books untill i fished this out of my cupboard. Extremely vivid, and written in detail. Advising fellow book-shrews ( shrews are enemies of worms get it? ) to read it. Particularly if you like to find out more about your may-be future home.
I am not trying to be funny, but this is one pretty good book. And for the sake of Singapore's future society members, i am advising all of you to read this and its sequels. Toodles!
A brilliant book done by this writer, whom i have heard of, but never read his books untill i fished this out of my cupboard. Extremely vivid, and written in detail. Advising fellow book-shrews ( shrews are enemies of worms get it? ) to read it. Particularly if you like to find out more about your may-be future home.
I am not trying to be funny, but this is one pretty good book. And for the sake of Singapore's future society members, i am advising all of you to read this and its sequels. Toodles!
here are the pictures
Jeremy (brother) , chamaine , shane , demi , Me, Jasper ( asshole who maphacked on battlenet and got me banned)
Thursday, December 14, 2006
13 Dec 06, 21:14anon: please post. been waiting for updates.
Sigh i guess i have to post again. This time i shall do it entirely in red. Well the reason why i am not posting, its because personally i find it a chore, well the things i do for you guys....
I have been doing some pretty interesting stuff, help catch a theif , went to japan , plane troubles. The usual cool stuff that follows me around i guess.
Have any of your ever caught a theif? most of you probably never even seen a theif, thieved, or got theived. How about an OLD THEIF.
That day i was out at centre point with my aunt and granny accopanying them to buy winter clothes, as they were going to japan too. Just that they were there to Ski, so they needed some ski-pants blah blah bleargh.
As i went up the escalator with my Grandmother, cousin, and lil brother in tow, there was a loud, commotion below. Two old security guards were chanting into their walkie talky and pointed at my direction. ' i think those old fogeys were actually talking to each other. Pretty dumbifying. when your 20cm from the other guy.
Now where was i , in my story? Oh yeah thanks for telling me, the escalator.... An old women, probabaly around her late 60s was just SPRINTING up the escalator with such vigor, pretty incredible. She pushed my cousin, the latter moved up a step , she shoved her again and started STRIPPING AS SHE RAN. 'Siao women so blooody rude' my ever-so-vocal ahmah ejaculates.
I have seen enough lame run-of-the-mill movies where this spy gets the disc containing infomation on plans to dominate the world and is running away from the bad guys, I KNEW that this was certainly a theft - classic abeit singaporean and more...hmmm more SENIOR participants.
TEARING off her black jacket was a white blouse, and that old suspected-theif ran down a exit shaft. I contemplated giving chase, being such a big , muscular, powerful, swift, deft, ME. I was afraid that if i stopped her, i would accidentally kill her, . BAH stop laughing!!!! FINE the real reason- i was afraid that i was wrong and she was not a theif, end up like a gundu and so paiseh if i catch her.
''Ah peh security who looks older thaan the theif " runs up the escalator and looks around lost. Figurin that i might help i pointed to the hallway and told him where she went and that she was wearing white. not black.
2 minutes later. they emerge , with the old lady staring at the ground clutching her hands. saying 'I NVR TAKE ANYTHING..x6 "
ok thats the theif story.
Japan story
So japan was a thriller. My first thought of japan are the toilets. It lets u take a dump, sprays ur ass, dries it. Its like a carwash, hmm buttwash.
Aeroplane there was smoooth, slept most of the way tho. transit at tokyo, took a domestic flight to hokkaido. Its bleeding COLD down therre. the biting wind ran thru my jeans with easy.... In the tour bus, the tour guide introduced himself as roy and...later to come. we came to discover him as a terrific tour guide with a witty sense of humour. * like me*
Food in japan is okay i guess. Salmon. How many of your think its DELICIOUS, hmmm HIGH CLASSED if your like it. and EXPENSIVE?
Come to japan and you realise. IT SUCKS, THEIR CHEAPEST FISH, AND AINT HIGH CLASS AT ALL.
Steamboat in japanese is pronounced as 'nabei' SERIOUS!
Crab in japanese is "kanina" I SWEAR I AINT LYING
We have crab steamboat almost everyday.. as hokkaido is famous for the steam boat.
SO the waitress : " Sumi ma sei ! -simi ma sian, Kaninabei" as she lays the steamboat on our table. hilarious.
I went snowmobiling and got to drive a snowmobile alone, Pretty much like motorcycle. I almost froze as it snowed very heavily as we journeyed up the mountian trail for 1 hour. I swopped 2 pairs of gloves twice, but no difffernce the snow still managed to creep in and melt, and then FREEZE. freezing my fricking fingers.
This couple behind me, omg The man sucked in driving, and it almost seemed deliberate as he literrally crashed into snowpiles and got stuck at every bend, thus slowing the 20+ convoy of snowmobile. Try snowmobling, but trust me it aint cheap.
SAMPLES . Japan people are extremely gregorious. i hate my brother he is an asshole i hate him to the core. piece of shit. fat transfat asshole
sorry, that asshole just maphacked on stadard and got me banned F*T U!piece of shit
Plane ride home was rocky, with alot of turbulence. almost landed at kuala lumpur due to the weather. damn scary. the pilot cannot even talk proper english.
finally i want to end this post by saying
jasper is a piece of shit, dont maphack on bnet
Sigh i guess i have to post again. This time i shall do it entirely in red. Well the reason why i am not posting, its because personally i find it a chore, well the things i do for you guys....
I have been doing some pretty interesting stuff, help catch a theif , went to japan , plane troubles. The usual cool stuff that follows me around i guess.
Have any of your ever caught a theif? most of you probably never even seen a theif, thieved, or got theived. How about an OLD THEIF.
That day i was out at centre point with my aunt and granny accopanying them to buy winter clothes, as they were going to japan too. Just that they were there to Ski, so they needed some ski-pants blah blah bleargh.
As i went up the escalator with my Grandmother, cousin, and lil brother in tow, there was a loud, commotion below. Two old security guards were chanting into their walkie talky and pointed at my direction. ' i think those old fogeys were actually talking to each other. Pretty dumbifying. when your 20cm from the other guy.
Now where was i , in my story? Oh yeah thanks for telling me, the escalator.... An old women, probabaly around her late 60s was just SPRINTING up the escalator with such vigor, pretty incredible. She pushed my cousin, the latter moved up a step , she shoved her again and started STRIPPING AS SHE RAN. 'Siao women so blooody rude' my ever-so-vocal ahmah ejaculates.
I have seen enough lame run-of-the-mill movies where this spy gets the disc containing infomation on plans to dominate the world and is running away from the bad guys, I KNEW that this was certainly a theft - classic abeit singaporean and more...hmmm more SENIOR participants.
TEARING off her black jacket was a white blouse, and that old suspected-theif ran down a exit shaft. I contemplated giving chase, being such a big , muscular, powerful, swift, deft, ME. I was afraid that if i stopped her, i would accidentally kill her, . BAH stop laughing!!!! FINE the real reason- i was afraid that i was wrong and she was not a theif, end up like a gundu and so paiseh if i catch her.
''Ah peh security who looks older thaan the theif " runs up the escalator and looks around lost. Figurin that i might help i pointed to the hallway and told him where she went and that she was wearing white. not black.
2 minutes later. they emerge , with the old lady staring at the ground clutching her hands. saying 'I NVR TAKE ANYTHING..x6 "
ok thats the theif story.
Japan story
So japan was a thriller. My first thought of japan are the toilets. It lets u take a dump, sprays ur ass, dries it. Its like a carwash, hmm buttwash.
Aeroplane there was smoooth, slept most of the way tho. transit at tokyo, took a domestic flight to hokkaido. Its bleeding COLD down therre. the biting wind ran thru my jeans with easy.... In the tour bus, the tour guide introduced himself as roy and...later to come. we came to discover him as a terrific tour guide with a witty sense of humour. * like me*
Food in japan is okay i guess. Salmon. How many of your think its DELICIOUS, hmmm HIGH CLASSED if your like it. and EXPENSIVE?
Come to japan and you realise. IT SUCKS, THEIR CHEAPEST FISH, AND AINT HIGH CLASS AT ALL.
Steamboat in japanese is pronounced as 'nabei' SERIOUS!
Crab in japanese is "kanina" I SWEAR I AINT LYING
We have crab steamboat almost everyday.. as hokkaido is famous for the steam boat.
SO the waitress : " Sumi ma sei ! -simi ma sian, Kaninabei" as she lays the steamboat on our table. hilarious.
I went snowmobiling and got to drive a snowmobile alone, Pretty much like motorcycle. I almost froze as it snowed very heavily as we journeyed up the mountian trail for 1 hour. I swopped 2 pairs of gloves twice, but no difffernce the snow still managed to creep in and melt, and then FREEZE. freezing my fricking fingers.
This couple behind me, omg The man sucked in driving, and it almost seemed deliberate as he literrally crashed into snowpiles and got stuck at every bend, thus slowing the 20+ convoy of snowmobile. Try snowmobling, but trust me it aint cheap.
SAMPLES . Japan people are extremely gregorious. i hate my brother he is an asshole i hate him to the core. piece of shit. fat transfat asshole
sorry, that asshole just maphacked on stadard and got me banned F*T U!piece of shit
Plane ride home was rocky, with alot of turbulence. almost landed at kuala lumpur due to the weather. damn scary. the pilot cannot even talk proper english.
finally i want to end this post by saying
jasper is a piece of shit, dont maphack on bnet