How have y'all been these incoming holidays? I've received many viewers msn to tell us that we need to post?
What are we your FOC clowns ? Why do we have to listen to you. A blog should be a reflection of our inner feelings, our deepest desires, our consumate love- okay this is out. HAH, now y'all lucky, our deepest desire is to make a smile on all our happy readers' faces'. Imagine the joy we get when we receive encouraging tags, supportive messages, or even a warm pat on a back. SO here it goes. Our joint entry to our beloved diary (:.
JASON
Sup Bruddas and Sista's, Did you notice that every day you come to our blog. You realise something is different.
What is?
The numbers on the hit counter.
The taggers.
and a sense of despair in deep down in the deep recesses of your cranium.
WHERE IS MY DAILY DOSE OF INTERE-ESTING DICK DIARY love?!
WHERE?
Ho! You've fell for our ploy ^^. Helping our hits as you come back everyday to check. 'OMG HAS JASON POSTED OMG YAY! ' But sullenly going to the top right coner of your tiny PC screen to press the red 'X' ZI BEI
I know what you think we are.
Comparing us to a ..... a soda can that has gone flat, you keep drinking, hoping there is some fizz left in the concoction. But the last drop confirms what you've suspected all along. The fun is gone.
WELL your mistaken m'boys and m'gals.
WE the dick diary crew have just been buying our time. ;)
So Me and Lennie went bowling with the other ruggers. This is what gave lennie his 4 strikes i .
His socks!
Those socks from the SICC bowling centre cost 1.50 but they give you mystical powers!..trust me.
He can score strikes from the stance. C'mon lol.
Anyway he was on a frigging rampage, and even did a PETER-CROUCH imitation dance after his spree of strikes. LOL
ROBOT DANCE
'Nice socks'
"They are really comfy!!!!"
DAMN JASON'S COOLER THAN LENNIE XP
HOHO I TOOK OVER THE RUNNING OF MY GRANNYS ROLEX><
Thanks elias im ZILIAN yippe!. But it doesn't look veri nice anyway.Just for show.Well something interesting, today Daniel tried to spit on me all because i called him a FATTY.
Thanks to my rugby- honed extra fast , sub terrestrial reflexes, i dodged it with skill and grace!
GOOD JOB DANIEL.XPPOkay enuff of this crap. TATA FOR NOW X)
MAN... Lennie is back, hah after a rampage round of bowling... alliteration haha. firstly, the photos are supposed to look nerdy and at the same time funny. so ENJOY, though that is just lennie the clown. lennie the emo, lennie the crap and lennie the dumb or wateva hasn't surfaced. haha, maybe later on. on a side note, the socks are quite good, it brought me to greater heights, i thrashed jason in bowling and marcus too, though bryan and joel ( experienced people) were just too high there... well, jason too wished he could ''PULL UP HIS SOCKS''. Marcus too i guess (=
kay back to business. (:
today we were just too bored on this mundane morning. zzz i keep using mundane morning.. cause its alliteration. so sorry (:well, Lennie slept for an hour during chinese lesson. when the teacher told the class and a sleeping me that the people who failed to pass up stuff had to stay in class, the whole class zoomed out and in like less than a second, they went with the wind. zzz And so there was lennie snoozing on the table. man... haha good thing i woke up just in time before he came to me and instinctively i dashed out the class. whack the door open and boomed. bye bye You Lao Shi (:
and during history lesson, mmhmm... we drew some dumb stuff to keep the boredom away haha.
here they are:
no need to explain this drawings. ill let them speak for themselves (:
a picture tells a thousand words eh.?
mmhmm, yes we got back our class photos, and surely DD crew will post something on it. (: dont get offended if you people in the photo see this. its just to inject fun into this post (: just like my socks. see im so sporting, but of cause one thing is for sure, im naturally cooler than jason. thats why he has to demean my nature with such photos.. i gladly oblige him that day (: yea.
theres more to come from Lennie. but i think tomorrow. i feel sian right now..
hou.
i see it
yes i see it!
its the man
DAN THE MAN
woooo
i haven been posting and been under fire from toots such as jason for nt posting);
anyways I'M POSTING:)
yay
sian now school is a bloody waste of time
and as time passes things come to past,
nothing gold will stay
jason's wedgieing has lost its sharpness to RIPPPPP underwear in one big swipe.
lennie has started to lose hair....
elias has too much hair....
and daniel is talking too much cock now....
ohwels hope this starts a new revival in dick diarieng/diarying/diarieing/"diarig"<<--jason's spelling
however now got nth to post);
and probably once hols come this diary will go inactive
hopefully not!
thats why we are here to revive it! and
hopefully some good dick diarying will come of it!
yea lets go d' d' lets go!
LETS GO D' D' LETS GO!
xD
early part of the day daniel got so hyped up after getting his great chinese results that he had to attempt to rape jason.
this was in the toilet. viewer discretion please. really looks gay man! but its just some toilet paper jason has in his mouth. only two people( me and lennie) saw this but now you all have too. (:
moving on... jason decided to get into this quarrel over who-knows-what with yanwei. seems like it. yanwei has mood swings sometimes when he doesnt get his ovaltine.
notice some loser in the background? rather he's quite the highlight of the picture because he probably purposely moved to get into frame. well his head seems to have rather unique angular properties, i must say. GET OUT OF THE PICTURE, cause you're stealing the show with your retarded look.
yanwei's comments on his picture.
yanwei: wah
yanwei: send me more pics wif ME inside
yanwei: lemme me egoistic
elias: lol
elias: i will post on DD.
elias: haha
yanwei: SEND ME
yanwei: DD?
yanwei: WTF?
yanwei: LOL.
yanwei: K
elias: haha
yanwei: WAD YOU GONNA SAY
yanwei: THE F**KTARD BEHIND OMNIKNIGHT AND VENOMANCER?
You have asked to share this background with yanwei. Cancel (Alt+Q)
Transfer of shared background is complete.
yanwei: same pic wad
yanwei: cb?
yanwei: i look like some f**ktard
yanwei: cb
elias: i know
elias: enlarged is cool(:
yanwei: U KNOW?
yanwei: WTF
yanwei: EH
yanwei: UR INSULTING ME BASTARD
yanwei: YOU SHOULD SAY
yanwei: "YOU ARE SO HANDSOME, YOU CAN'T LOOK LIKE A F**KTARD
yanwei: ZOMG
that's about his comments. everyone can see the picture, yanwei. (:
what else...
nothing else. another boring day. thanks for tuning in.
Remember the parkour thingy that lennis posted?!
Oh yeah we decided to try it out hooola!!!!!...
So one fine day, me and lennis were walking around braddel westlake. and i decided to do something with our time! Parkour! abeit a noob parkour . but anyway its still PARKOUR!
i saw some railing and jumped over and under and hung under.
dared that lennis the p**** to do it too!!!
he jumped, tripped and groaned. so much for being fitter than me. Lol *hindsight* dont try this at home, lennis endedd up with a bruise on his right buttock, and limped to school.
*DING* idea sparks. why not we blog about it yeh?!
we tried spider man!!!
omigod dun tell me thats low.
Haiz some zilian person want me to take picture. i take lorh.
what to do
Haha so we went back to training. Hmm sat down chatted awhile, then BANG BOOM...we knew someone^^ broke something..ITS JOEL our famous flyhalf who can kick like a cannon!!!!! OKAY STOP STOP STOP . Let we give you a brief history.
Joel is a pro who is expert in soccer, and found his niche in rugby kicking. If i were on the opp team, my job as a flanker (7) is to smash him (10) . But luckily for him and me. we are on the same team.
OKAY ANYWAY
the last time when we trainined in CHIJ TP , he broke a notice board by kicking a ball into it..
haiz now train at braddel, also must break stuff. wah must go chop his legs liao!!!!
Joel:"DONT TAKE ME DONT TAKE ME!!!"
'After telling them will appear on blog, all ruggers wans to pose LOL'
Okay youll hear more from me after the match tomorrow against HCJC wish us luck. (:
PICNIC!
today was official picnic day. all four of us brought food except the person who would look most likely to bring food... dan da man. tsk. looks can be deceiving, really.
anyway check it out yo.
mmmm we had more sweets than the teacher who brought sweets to give them out. i know we're not exactly Seven-Eleven but it's a start at least. our future candy empire.
Jason wants me to include a picture of his $6.50 chocolate bar. WAHHH $6.50 chocolate good la, show off, fine, show off, thanks, we all know we cannot afford a $6.50 chocolate bar, thanks.
jason doesn't want me to include this but i'm including it anyway. the actual concept was for him to hold two chocolate bars up to his head and be, you know, sort of, devilish. it didnt work out. so we end up with some spastic-looking photo of him. i think the candies look better.
ahhh so you see how much fun you can have in school! rest assured, any prefects or teachers, we didnt eat them in class when recess came. we ate them before recess even started. (:
elias was here. (:
Well, at least there was one great incident which made our day… and of course, it was thanks to Lennie… ego-basket
Kay now back to the main point. Ermmmmmmm
Yar, we decided to take a long walk from that lousy lecture theatre and all the way to the coffee shop around Bradell.(basketball and rugby training just had to be there zzz) Bradell Westlake the official swamp for ruggers to wade in. before that we decided to make a mini-detour to our training “campus” and put our burden of bags there for them to rot while we go get food. Zzz just as we walked towards the basketball courts and swamp, a man, who donned only a pair of blue flabby pants popped out suddenly and shouted us to a halt. And there that great incident began…
Half naked man shouting:::
eh what are you boys doing here ah…?!?! You all not suppose to be here okay… who are all of you ah?!?!
Us:::
O uncle, we got training here lar, at the field. We coming here to put our stuff here early.
Half naked man shouting:::
Eh, you all RI boys issit??
Us:::
Yar, we RraIaye… we put stuff here then we go eat only. No problem one.
Half naked man shouting:::
No no no!!! cannot ah, cannot ah… you all not allowed to come here anyhow. The man (our coach) haven’t call me yet. Eh, no entrance, cannot ah. Go back go back!!!
Lennie:::
Aiyar uncle, we just come here put our bags here early, then won’t disturb you one. We going to eat first. The bags too heavy lar uncle. Come on lar.
Half naked man shouting:::
Eh no no. I say cannot means cannot. Don’t talk so much, you all go now. Go away boys.
Now we started to move towards to the field….
Half naked man shouting:::
Eh you all stop ah!!! I say no means no. later I go complain to your that teacher. He haven’t call yet, so cannot means cannot.
Lennie:::
Uncle can lar, come on. Nothing serious. Can lar. We just put our stuff then go. Later come back lar. Come on lar uncle.
Half naked man shouting:::
Hello! No means no ah. Don’t come argue with me. I say cannot means cannot. Go go go. IF NOT I WILL CALL THE POLICE AH!!! Go now!
Lennie:::
Call lar, we scared ah. I think I go call police first okay. YOU BETTER WEAR YOUR SHIRT NOW, IF NOT I GO CALL POLICE COME CATCH YOU. I’m sure you call police lar. You better go put your shirt on then call police. If not I go call police okay…
Half naked man shouting:::
Too stunted for words. Just stood rooted to the ground, as if petrified or something... Zzz haha
Us:::
Kay, lets go lar, faster go eat if not no more time. Go go go
Elias (when walking off) :::
Wa, when you said that, I wanted to laugh like siao, but I was suppressing it in man… my stomach pain liao.
Jason (when walking off) :::
Lennie so meng ah… wah.. can scold old man somemore. Not bad not bad…
LAUGHTERSSSSSZZZZZZ
Lennie:::
Jokes… im a failure at it. But this kinda of stuff, im good right?? Haha
See, I give you people something to blog about… mmhmm (= Thanks thanks... (=
eh
stupid computer everytime i bang it it restarts. HP shud make a compters for super strong peeps man says:
can u help me blog
stupid computer everytime i bang it it restarts. HP shud make a compters for super strong peeps man says:
please
Okay on account on our dear rugger Jason, I shall help him post one blog post.
(dunno why he is so busy, maybe he chatting wif chiobus while I am doing all the slave work)
Let us take a peek into Jason's daily life, shall we?
Jason and Elias and Yanwei and Leonard live in a small smelly corner in a classroom.
And, here are some daily matters that happen in this rotten little place:
1.) Smelly shoes and socks
2.) Burps and farts
3.) Picnics
4.) WEDGIES
5.) ZzzZ.zzzZZ umhumhuh??...mm zzz
6.) DOTA!!!!!
Smelly shoes and socks:
As most of you all innocent readers out there may think that Jason and Elias are 2 nice sportsmen who are mature, yet sometimes peevish little schoolboys, well, I am here to prove you WRONG by telling you the habits of these 2 spastards in class.
Jason, the spastard, will remove his shoes and socks for some unknown reason in class, and will suddenly lift them up to his nose, and inhale deep breaths from them. Picture a drug addict inhaling glue. Now replace the sick looking addict with a muscular rugger. And replace that bag of glue with a smelly sock or shoe. That is what our celebrated rugger does when nobody is watching (except me). After that, he will try to spread this morally and hygienically unacceptable behavior to his fellow classmates, Yanwei and Elias. Elias, his henchman, obviously will obey his orders, but Yanwei, the righteous freedom fighter, shall not let his honour and dignity be destroyed by smelling some retards's smelly sock. Once, he hung Jason's sock on the window. Serve Jason right.
Now, let us proceed on to another unhygienic practice that happens daily. This is the terrible burping and farting of our friend Elias and occasionally, Jason. Elias burps like mad everyday and inserts a fart in between every 2 burps, making him a stink machine, adding on to the pollution caused by Jasons shoes and socks. There are 4 ways to find out whether Elias or Jason had just farted/burped or not.
1.) Are the windows open? If yes, this means either Elias has considerately opened the windows to let the foul pollutants out of the class, or Yanwei is trying desperately to survive the poisonous cloud by inhaling fresh air.
2.) Is the air foul and not fit for human use? If yes, this means Elias/Jason has farted. And you, having taken large mouthfuls of this toxic gas, better write your will soon as not much people have survived this terrible torture.
3.) Is Jason yelling to the whole class that Elias has farted, like an air raid siren? If yes, there is a 50/50 chance of whether Elias has farted, because Jason does the same even if he himself farts, and frames Elias.
4.) Is there terrible, vulgar cursing from the asshole, Yanwei, “Which f**king chee**i has just f**king farted in this f**king classroom?” If yes, most likely either Jason or Elias just farted.
Picnics:
After being exposed to so much stink/filth/dirt from just now, let us proceed to something much more lighthearted, less cruel and enjoyable. This is the mini-picnic held at the back of the class.
Food is usually brought to class by Jason, but sometimes gobstoppers will be supplied by Yanwei and occasionally Leonard will bring bundles of FOX sweets and lollipops.
This all started when Jason brought a lot of wangwang crackers to class and start gobbling them up in class.
This was followed up by Ovaltine sweets. Yanwei could not resist the tremendous temptation the little brown milo-tasting sweet offered, and begs Jason like a slave for them. 
Picnics are usually carried out right under the nose of our ought-to-get-deported-to-china-mother-tongue-teacher-you-liang as his lessons are just too freaking boring.
WEDGIES!!!!
Nothing beats a boring morning with a nice WEDGIE up your ass!!! (For more information on what wedgies are, please refer to the prev prev post which is a guide on wedgies) Wedgieing is a daily affair between Jason, Yanwei and Elias. Actually, there is an ongoing wedgie war between Yanwei and Jason, while Elias sits on the fence and takes a neutral stance as he does not enjoy being multi-targeted. Yanwei, usually ready to defend his precious underwear from the smelly hands of Jason, pwns Jason upside down in the war as he is rather prepared to face Jasons onslaughts.
However, you all people out there, you must learn the origins of this great war don't you?
It all started on a nice bright morning when Jasons filthy hands were itching for someone to wedgie. Meanwhile, Yanweis shirt was tucked out and he decided to lay his hands on him. Yanwei limps away with his ass hurting like some mother while Jason laughs evilly.
Yanwei, feeling sad, decides to give Jason an equal dose of his medicine, and here is an actual recording of what happened in Yanwei's counterattack.
Yanwei:"Jason, can stand up? ”
Jason:"Why ”
Yanwei:"You sitting on my pen ”
Jason:"What pen?”
Yanwei:"The pilot G2 one u b*tch, you better give me back”
Jason:"k I stand up you look for it.”
Yanwei:"STAND UP LA!!!”
Jason:"Faster take it la, I need to finish this worksheet ... F**KKKKKK!!!!!!!!! THAT ASSHOLE WEDGIED ME!!!!"
Haha just to continue the videos (: exam time no time to blog.
this guy needs more milk (:
this is daniel, or ditch, or bitch. He's a flanker for saints. We were in the class from P4 to P6. He's my brother,buddy, my friend, my ex mate(rugby/class) and ermmmm lol... what an introduction...zzz
retake:
this is Daniel Joshua - DJ. his some mad bitch who has taken up parkour. hes got some really cool moves up his sleeves, haha
isnt that wallslide just so cool? zzz please, dont try this at home, hah so cliched. cause u will get ur walls dirty. hah. jason and i might start to keep this up on a lower key. though daniel(DD crew) the fffer thinks otherwise; he says it will break our backs.
my main purpose is to promote him... cause im really bored during these common tests....zzz and perharps this might get more st margs girls getting our hits up. since its SAJC = saints andrew pllluss st margs? (:
i wished i was in saints. shouldnt have jump boat to RI.... hai. lol
kidding.
being a nerd is cool kay.
Lennie - jamming is good for health
parkour jam? ill give it a thought ditch thnx
here as you can see,daniel nearly got himself smashed by the ball...
clash of the buddies. whatcha think?
find nerdy looking jason... he plays the same position as daniel, and failed to block him from getting me, and left me to clear the mess, in which i did. Thank God.
nice try ditch, try again next year (= hah kidding
thank and tag me for promoting you. lucky saint on a raffles blog.
QUOTE:
A WOMAN has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body.
Natasha Timarovic, 27, was cleaning her teeth at home when lightning struck the building.She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building.
I don't remember much after that, but I was later told that the lightning had travelled down the water pipe and struck me on the mouth, passing through my body.It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I don't remember much at all.
" Doctors at the city hospital where she was treated for burns to the mouth and rear said: "The accident is bizarre but not impossible.
She was wearing rubber bathroom shoes at the time and so instead of earthing through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside," a medic told local television news channel, 24 Sata."It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she was touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap.
If she had not been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the blast."
HI GUYS!!!!!! Argh we slaves of raffles slavertorium are studying while others are playing how sweet(:
okay today me and lennie had a beep test : some agility + stamina test for rugby u run 20 metres before a beep sounds, and the beep goes faster and faster .
haha lennie did not-bad.
i am like the slowest and most unfit ruggger yay... (:
after that we went for comp studies.
DANIEL lim attituded the teacher.
'daniel sheep says:i was laughing at something u said
daniel sheep says:and then she said can u pls keep quiet
daniel sheep says:then jus as she turned around and walked off
daniel sheep says:i started laughing like a dick again
daniel sheep says:and then she blew up
daniel sheep says:and said THATS IT IVE HAD ENOUGH GET OUT NOW!
daniel sheep says:ILL RATHER JUST FAIL YOU THAN LET YOU make noise in here
daniel sheep says:then i said okay lor here you ,and i gave her my papers
daniel sheep says:and then she saiddaniel sheep says:NO YOU GO TO THE OTHER ROOM
daniel sheep says:then i said but you want to fail me i tot? i dont mind
daniel sheep says:and then she startedpushing me
daniel sheep says:dont underestimate grannies
daniel sheep says:they have big biceps waa
LOL Houyes first-hand-account.
Tho the provenace may be credible as it is a first hand acocunt, however we must take in account the succeptibility to biaseness as he is boasting to his friend. However as this friend was also a witness, it is thus safe to say that base on the provenace, tone, motive, implied meaning , that this source is believable. Haha well i failed all my tests. so Teacher Cxxr wans my parents number haha just added another fake random number to her list .... that 6 fake random numbers altogether lol ok watch that...the ddcrew will be trying to make one of this lipsynch videos. soon enuff.
take good advice... :D
-dan
well hello again.
jason is being a bitch and nagging me to write him an article for weeks.he's a prick;
but for your information; here's another article.
the attractive male.
every single one of you have the potential to become the most interesting person ever. its all about self belief and the desire and passsion to do so.
confidence. ask any girl what trait she desires most in a guy and guess what she'll answer.ask sean connery; the first bond, one of the most charming men around; his answer? "confidence, confidence"what exactly is this confidence?
its the ability to do things without asking for approval, to dare to
take the lead,to say no. it applies in all aspects of our lives, not just dealing with women.
self-esteem. in order for someone to truly love you, you need to love yourself first. even cocky funny, a la mister jason communicates that he loves himself more than he loves her, and if she doesnt like it, its her loss. love yourself; eat healthy,workout, get a life, read, enjoy yourself. its this joie de vivre, joy of life that people can pick up on and they enjoy it.
respect. its all about respect. if you do not respect others, you will not go far. if you do not respect yourself, then youwont get anywhere. love yourself and love others. do not be afraid of your desires. the nice guy represses his desires thinkingthat he'll be liked if he's nice. the bad boy imposes himself on others and takes what he wants without giving back. guess whogets more girls? the nice guy disrespects himself, the bad boy disrespects others; neither is truly successful. respect yourselfenough to express your desires and not be afraid of them, and respect others enough to give them enough space and add value totheir life.
value.
every single person is selfish. they love you only if you add value to their life. be interesting, be willing to share,be willing to accept when a person shares. learn to give constructive criticism. no one likes being told they suck. complimentsare fine, when earned. how'd you have enough value to add to others? simple, but tough. get a life; go out, meet new people, getnew experiences, enrich yourself. focus on improving your life and others will want to be part of it.
a man who loves women, is loved by women. man and women are yin and yang. each needs each other to complement each other to form a whole. there is a bit of the other within each person. embrace that and embrace the fact that each gender needs the otherand believe in that. appreciate every woman, point out what you find unique and special in her, but point out her flaws as well and works with her to improve them.
have many female friends. learn from them, talk to them without expecting anything.they willteach you a lot.
spontaneous. be spontaneous, act on your desires. believe in what you're doing, and do it.
call her, just do it. don't care if some stupid dating guide says call her after three days. go for a walk at night. tell her to meet you and dont tell her whatyou're gonna do. bring her on an emotional rollercoaster. dare to go against the norm. hate the boring, love the mysterious.don't bring her to a movie, bring her to ikea and knock her about with the dragon soft toy.
we are all inherently different. the norm is comfortable and we allow ourselves to be moulded into that because its comfortable,and no one will reject us. accept what is different and allow it to show. this is what women mean when they say "just be yourself"different is attractive. be different, be yourself,
-jingwen
So it goes like this .... tralalalalalaa
Lennis went to the library with all of us to STUDY. He met his church friend he did not know. And sat next to her.
HE DID SOMETHING UNEXPECTED . HE CHATTED HER UP ^^
Lennie: Hey what sch are you from.
XY: ChungCheng
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(shall not be revealed )
We went to LongJohnSilver .
Me: ' Lennie i dare you to ask the lady to give us bigger fish. basket the picture so goddamn big, give us so damn small. SCAM US LAH.!'
Elias : '*sniggers* i bet lennie dun dare'
Lennies : " i show u , i'd do anything for food '
The fish chronicles =)
" Can we have 2 Combo 1 "
"that will be (3.6 x 2 = 7.30 ) 7.30 each. "
*she roughly pushes two trays of trashy looking fishes up* 'they look malnourished even when dead'
'Aunty can i have a bigger fish, these two why so small, other customer you give so big "
" all same wan lah! all standaaaarrrrd!"
*manager walks in*
'excuse me sir, the fish all come in standard size, we gave you the biggest we had'
'but i wan bigger!'
*fyi got 4 fishes*
'why 1 big 3 small,aunty u see these 2 fish diffrent size, where got standard, can i have both big instead of 1 big 1 small'
'but..but... OKAY..*turns around and puts 2 bigger fishes ont eh plate*
'aunty why still so small'
'sir this is our biggest, we gave you the bigger we had, all standard size one (how contradictory) '
'can i have all 4 big fishes * gestures to me* my friend also. *i blush like some baboon ass* '
'sir, we really have no bigger fishes, sorry sir, "
*both manager and cashier looking damn pissed*
'FINE LAH!"
stomps back to seat.
Okay this was cool. So after a brain-wrecking session with daniel, elias, and lennie, me and lennie went outside the block to wait for our mamas and papas like nice little obedient kids.
SUDDENLY . ATTACK OF THE BEES!!!!!!!
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these bunch of hornets suddenly started buzzing round me and lennie.
At first there was 1
then there was 2
then 3
ARGH just multiply by the factor of 5 every 3 secounds, you''ll get the idea geek.
at that secounds. ' wah so many bees ' i remarked. *no answer*
i look right.' Eh? where is lennie?!'
i look forward * lennis grabbing his super low pants and pulling them up while he bounds off in a awkward gait, and i could literally see the hornets swarming over him. '
i guess lennis is not only scared of dogs. but also hornets =)
so I
grab my pants
and chiong!!!!! also
then we met outside.
we scratched ourself irritably and all our hair were literally all ERRECTED. every little prick we felt we thought it was a hornet sting and we just jumped around ' OMG DID THE BEE JUST BITE ME .SHIT I'VE BEEN BITTEN '
we waited and waited. for our dear old moms and pops to come fetch us.
' eh why all the bees all die' lennie points excitedly to the floor
WAH REALLY DIE SIA
why die? aiyo dunno dun care.
An idea
struck me then, collect some dead hornets for my broders pet spider! yay
CUTE right. I bring home threw them away cos my brother claims his spider does not eat dead food. thats bull shit.
man cant believe there are people with fetishes for dead bees... just didnt expect it to be our most enthu blogger.
jason the beekeeper.
today the new rajaratnam block and the entrance at the rjc campus were raining bees... from the new teaching block we (jas and lennie) raced right out of rjc...
and guess what.
yupp
bees again... but this time they were spiralling in the air, and after that 'phenomenon', they dropped crippled on the concrete ground and grass... zzz
a bee epidemic. (=
not sure what attracted that beekeeper, perharps it was the tiny legs struggling helplessly on it back or its black and yellow suit(resembles acs jerseys hah). but this guy started screwing around and used the box file of elias, opened it up and scooped dead bees in... zzz grosssss
what a humanitarian spirit jason possesses.. he probably wanted to bring it back to get it a better burial ground.
the truth; it was for his brother's pet spider... (= they just didnt had time to get food for that creature and decided that dead bees were the most convenient form of insect food.. hai.
there's more... later i walked back to the ri atrium. along the way i counted about 36 POORRR DEAD BEES ON THE PAVEMENTS AND ROADS... must have been the fumigation. poor bees. ri's the new bee hunt and a hive for those buzzing nonsense.
o yar, tomorrow we'll be pioneering the new teaching block which dons a slivery WHITE color scheme... and guess whats it called???
RAJARATNAM BLOCK...
for the intellectually more abled; please dont the mind that comment. it isnt racist, its just puzzling. (= i mean no harm. yup
Lennie, jamming is good for health
I have been feeling traumatic lately. My friends in school, they have developed a new hobby. they call it "the art of wedgeing". Its traumatic... to feel that white piece of cloth being pulled up and straining agaisnt the most precious of possessions. and did you know that J Lopez's each ass cheek was insured for 500 mil bucks. i wonder how much those losers will have to pay if they wedgie her :)
On monday, we had chinese lesson. the great philosopher you preached his well known sermon once again. Moral values, character... all because we daoed him when he entered the class. temper temper....
FYI: jason got 90/100 for chinese test :)
i got a 60 ):
Nothing Gold Can Stay
Nature's first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf's a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
-- Robert Frost
I guess jasons wedgeing wont stay for long....
and by the way did you know.
if you touch an atomic bomb while its exploding, you will be in trouble.
like poor mr merriman.
how ironic
i guess he wasnt all so merry after all....
bye
P.S jus for laughs
Britain U.S.
arse ass
In vulgar senses "buttocks" ("anus"/"wretch"); unrelated sense "donkey" is ass in both. Both forms are found in Canada and the term is more or less interchangeable in the UK, although the pronunciation differs between spellings.
courtesy of wikipedia.