Thursday, November 30, 2006
we had this during our last history lesson...eric koh does have humour...esp with his contorted smile that charms us eh... zzzz
i couldnt find it but wow...
it appeared in whattoblogah tooo haahahahhhah
ANYONE UP FOR POOL TODAY 1PM
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
scary funny monstery...
Im not being chauvinistic.
pms is the real trial of a marriage, so it isnt that bad. dont worry (:
haahah is ur marriage bulit on a rock
or sand? ahaahahahahah
Im just sharing this with D'D fans hhahah.
must cite this: from whattoblogah.blogspot.com
(: lennie says that jamming is bad for health
why jam when u have the daniels hse to jam... mmhm
Back from thailand . Had one heck of a wild time there. Did tons of bad stuff.
First Day
Hmm woke, neighbour sent me to the airport. Sat with Luwei and Eddie ( some mynmar dude who gets bullied ).
On the aeroplane
Eddie: Eh luwei luwei luwei...blah blah blah My first time take aeroplane from SINGAPORE wah so cool .
Luwei : STFU! Im busy go talk to jason.
Me : ROFL!!!!!!!
So on and on this cycle continues everytime Eddie tries to talk to Luwei or Me .
So we reached Bangkok. Had this sexy english speaking guide called BIRD. Damn funny. Birdy!
I roomed with Haris. Another rugger of my position. Damn funny, everytime he shower he must put powder one. Soon i took after him . Oh btw we roomed in Bangkok Royal Palace. I think.
Went swimming.
At night we played Blackjack. With Drunk Junchang as the banker. WTF he BANLUCK everytime. Then whenever he do that. We pretend to fall asleep and dao him LOL. Then EVEN WORSE. HE GOT TRIPLE 7 HOW FRIGGIN RARE IS THAT. He demanded us to pay 3 times the amt. Actually it was 7 times, thankfully he was drunk. After drinking half a bottle of bacardi lime or something. He had to wash it down with 2 bottles of mineral water. Nub. Oh yeah there was a pool table downstairs so we played pool whenever we could. Basically i teamed with my coach rhys everytime. He is damn pro. So we were the king of the ring all the time, so we diddnt pay for the pool. Record : 13-1.
Day 2
second day was our first match,against the 4th in thailand.so we woke up early had breakfastn the selected 23(there were 33 of us)which consists of a balance of experienced n inexperienced dudesgot together n discussed team goals n so on n so forth
we did really badly for the first halfkos their backs were really erm.. evasive
then we sorted out things n the inexperienced dudes weere replaced wif the pro ones n we owned them during the second half with2 tries from us n no tries from them.however we still lost but we knew we did brilliant for our second half24-17
OH BTW I WASN'T even in the goddamn reserve. HAH THATS WHY THEY LOSE.
drank and played poker with coach rhys at night. lost to the core.
Day 3
training started off fun. But soon the intensity picked up . I got banged pretty hard in my thigh. Same as Marcus Koe. But the difference is that i went back to train more. and hobble around. While he chose to slack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Bugger. But the training was extrememly useful.
At nite, went to the night market. didnt buy much. becuz Bryan koh kept telling me in chinese not to buy. BASKET.
Day 4
fourth daytraining in the morning...gosh we were uber fucked
the weather...zomgnevertheless
we slogged out like madn when we tot training was overwe were punished to run "suicides"which was basically running across the fieldin varying distancesreason being?we brought 2 balls insted of 3
My fault
went to mbk shopping centrewhich is like the orchard road of s'poren shopped like crazyalot of fun
Poker + pool + drinks at night as usual
Day 5
I was sppose to play on firsteam bdiv against the 3rd best school in thailand. Woke up . Chatted with junchang and started saying with him "best for the last "
Hah i was playing Number 8. Not my normal position . Well im still quite small.
tough game. I lift tackle a fatty and dumped him on his head. LOL
Then another fatty ran on me. I tackled him. But was knocked senseless. At that point i thought my shoulder popped. But after 5 minutes the feelin came back. SO CHIONG AGAIN LA
Coach rhys thought i did fantastic.
excellent for rucks,mauls n lineout n tackling
But :( i was said to be easily put to ground. Bah im so small.
Anyway he said in the IPA ( Individual player analysis ) i was ascendent to the other flanker / number 8
Well i need to start gyming. He has the impression i gym once a week. Actually i dont even do that.
Bah ok i swear i will start now.
Lol anyway we won them . Scoring 2 rocketing trys when we were down 36-29.
Day 6
decided to skip breakfast. too damn tired lol. didnt even drink last nite.
First Day
Hmm woke, neighbour sent me to the airport. Sat with Luwei and Eddie ( some mynmar dude who gets bullied ).
On the aeroplane
Eddie: Eh luwei luwei luwei...blah blah blah My first time take aeroplane from SINGAPORE wah so cool .
Luwei : STFU! Im busy go talk to jason.
Me : ROFL!!!!!!!
So on and on this cycle continues everytime Eddie tries to talk to Luwei or Me .
So we reached Bangkok. Had this sexy english speaking guide called BIRD. Damn funny. Birdy!
I roomed with Haris. Another rugger of my position. Damn funny, everytime he shower he must put powder one. Soon i took after him . Oh btw we roomed in Bangkok Royal Palace. I think.
Went swimming.
At night we played Blackjack. With Drunk Junchang as the banker. WTF he BANLUCK everytime. Then whenever he do that. We pretend to fall asleep and dao him LOL. Then EVEN WORSE. HE GOT TRIPLE 7 HOW FRIGGIN RARE IS THAT. He demanded us to pay 3 times the amt. Actually it was 7 times, thankfully he was drunk. After drinking half a bottle of bacardi lime or something. He had to wash it down with 2 bottles of mineral water. Nub. Oh yeah there was a pool table downstairs so we played pool whenever we could. Basically i teamed with my coach rhys everytime. He is damn pro. So we were the king of the ring all the time, so we diddnt pay for the pool. Record : 13-1.
Day 2
second day was our first match,against the 4th in thailand.so we woke up early had breakfastn the selected 23(there were 33 of us)which consists of a balance of experienced n inexperienced dudesgot together n discussed team goals n so on n so forth
we did really badly for the first halfkos their backs were really erm.. evasive
then we sorted out things n the inexperienced dudes weere replaced wif the pro ones n we owned them during the second half with2 tries from us n no tries from them.however we still lost but we knew we did brilliant for our second half24-17
OH BTW I WASN'T even in the goddamn reserve. HAH THATS WHY THEY LOSE.
drank and played poker with coach rhys at night. lost to the core.
Day 3
training started off fun. But soon the intensity picked up . I got banged pretty hard in my thigh. Same as Marcus Koe. But the difference is that i went back to train more. and hobble around. While he chose to slack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Bugger. But the training was extrememly useful.
At nite, went to the night market. didnt buy much. becuz Bryan koh kept telling me in chinese not to buy. BASKET.
Day 4
fourth daytraining in the morning...gosh we were uber fucked
the weather...zomgnevertheless
we slogged out like madn when we tot training was overwe were punished to run "suicides"which was basically running across the fieldin varying distancesreason being?we brought 2 balls insted of 3
My fault
went to mbk shopping centrewhich is like the orchard road of s'poren shopped like crazyalot of fun
Poker + pool + drinks at night as usual
Day 5
I was sppose to play on firsteam bdiv against the 3rd best school in thailand. Woke up . Chatted with junchang and started saying with him "best for the last "
Hah i was playing Number 8. Not my normal position . Well im still quite small.
tough game. I lift tackle a fatty and dumped him on his head. LOL
Then another fatty ran on me. I tackled him. But was knocked senseless. At that point i thought my shoulder popped. But after 5 minutes the feelin came back. SO CHIONG AGAIN LA
Coach rhys thought i did fantastic.
excellent for rucks,mauls n lineout n tackling
But :( i was said to be easily put to ground. Bah im so small.
Anyway he said in the IPA ( Individual player analysis ) i was ascendent to the other flanker / number 8
Well i need to start gyming. He has the impression i gym once a week. Actually i dont even do that.
Bah ok i swear i will start now.
Lol anyway we won them . Scoring 2 rocketing trys when we were down 36-29.
Day 6
decided to skip breakfast. too damn tired lol. didnt even drink last nite.
lol before going off the hotel. junchang gave me a bottle of bacardi. so me and luwei wen to the toilet to drink it. we opened it on the door hatch and we spilled it everywhere LOL but we drank it all.SHIOK
Hmmm got on the plane with some grumpy stranger .
He quarrelled with the air stewardess over me. lol.
Firstly when he asked for straitimes they declared that they had no straittimes. Just 1 minutes after that. A air stewardess came over and started giving out strattimes LOL? Well i got it and then shared with my co-seater.
Next comes the big thing. I called 4 times for orange juice. after 40 minutes nothing came. Then i pressed the red button to call for the flight attendent. 2 minutes later. There was an announcement that there was turbulence in front and that everyone had to return to their seats. This flight steward walks up to our seat visibly upset. Turns off the signal and told off.my co seater that he had to go back and why he press the button when there was turbulence.
Obviously my coseater was pissed and went to confront him.
Later he demanded to see the superior. and i just sniggered. while he complained.
Him: YOU SHHHHH...SHUDDAP IM daM PISSED NOW . LET ME TALK FIRST. WHAT KIND OF SERVICE IS THIS. MY FIRST TIME ON THAI AIRWAYS. ALL I HEARD WAS GOOD STUFF.
Oh i finally got my orange juice.
After i got off the plane. I spotted husaini with 4 BIG BAGS of GOODIES. So strange. I asked him how come he buy so much duty free. why so rich. Turns out this dumb guy was around the alcohol section and spun around, knocking 4 bottles of wine on the floor and bvreaking them...He was forced to pay 9k baht. Luckily Mr faizal our coach paid for him. Lol So he got the goodies that came witht he bag LOL.
Dumb
Ok here i am back in singapore.
Supposed to play pool wiht Bryan Joel, Dixon and coach rhys at dhouby ghaut. Cancelled. So imma play pool alter at 1 at katong with brother.
PICTURES
Disclaimer: I will not explain the pictures. Use your imagination.
Thursday, November 23, 2006
Guide to Greetings
Your everyday 'hellos' and 'his' decoded!
Hello everyone. Today we are going to talk about our greetings! Not in the real world though, but on MSN. With no expressions or whatnots, how are basic greetings interpreted? Well, we shall see.
HEY!
Now this is enthusiastic. It's both trying to get your attention without making it sound too unfriendly, irritating, or bored. in a sense its like and exclamation:
"HEY! Haven't talked to you for so long!"
rating:****
hey
Wants your attention, but does not want to look overeager. A lot of the time it's used to talk to love interests, whether guys or girls. This is a "safe" way of greeting, neither overeager-sounding nor unfriendly-sounding.
rating:****
heyyyyy
Silly really. just dragging on a bit, makes it sound kind of CutE CuTe WoHrX.
rating:***
hello
Nothing special. just mundane and boring, used to ask lousy stuff like when do you have to hand up your #@%$&@% assignment.
rating:**
oi
Usually used on people you know you have nothing to lose from if offended, or people you know will not get offended. Also, do not ever use this on your love interest, it gives the impression that you can't care less.
rating:**
OI
A capitalised form of the greeting above. Packs a lot more punch and impact. Usually used on someone who has already offended you, and when you want to offend him back. Also gets one's attention quick, use it when someone is taking forever to join the Bnet game that you've already created. For example:
"OI WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO RETURN ME MY $#%@#&$ MONEY???"
rating:***
hi3Xx/h311ox/h3Yz!
Complicated, complicated, complicated. At least it looks like. This example is rather exxagerated, but it does happen. Sometimes i wonder why people have so much time to type this way. Usually a sentence is written in a format like:
"hiexx wut r u d0iNg nowzz?"
When they really have lots and lots of time it becomes:
"HeLl0x wHa+ ArE EuU dOinG N0w ArHxX?"
i took about 30 seconds to type that out, phew.
rating:*
Alright, that's the end of our Guide to Greetings! We'll be back with more(i hope), a Guide to Goodbyes! (:
Your everyday 'hellos' and 'his' decoded!
Hello everyone. Today we are going to talk about our greetings! Not in the real world though, but on MSN. With no expressions or whatnots, how are basic greetings interpreted? Well, we shall see.
HEY!
Now this is enthusiastic. It's both trying to get your attention without making it sound too unfriendly, irritating, or bored. in a sense its like and exclamation:
"HEY! Haven't talked to you for so long!"
rating:****
hey
Wants your attention, but does not want to look overeager. A lot of the time it's used to talk to love interests, whether guys or girls. This is a "safe" way of greeting, neither overeager-sounding nor unfriendly-sounding.
rating:****
heyyyyy
Silly really. just dragging on a bit, makes it sound kind of CutE CuTe WoHrX.
rating:***
hello
Nothing special. just mundane and boring, used to ask lousy stuff like when do you have to hand up your #@%$&@% assignment.
rating:**
oi
Usually used on people you know you have nothing to lose from if offended, or people you know will not get offended. Also, do not ever use this on your love interest, it gives the impression that you can't care less.
rating:**
OI
A capitalised form of the greeting above. Packs a lot more punch and impact. Usually used on someone who has already offended you, and when you want to offend him back. Also gets one's attention quick, use it when someone is taking forever to join the Bnet game that you've already created. For example:
"OI WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO RETURN ME MY $#%@#&$ MONEY???"
rating:***
hi3Xx/h311ox/h3Yz!
Complicated, complicated, complicated. At least it looks like. This example is rather exxagerated, but it does happen. Sometimes i wonder why people have so much time to type this way. Usually a sentence is written in a format like:
"hiexx wut r u d0iNg nowzz?"
When they really have lots and lots of time it becomes:
"HeLl0x wHa+ ArE EuU dOinG N0w ArHxX?"
i took about 30 seconds to type that out, phew.
rating:*
Alright, that's the end of our Guide to Greetings! We'll be back with more(i hope), a Guide to Goodbyes! (:
Monday, November 20, 2006
Yo all ill be helping my good friend promote his blog.
He and another dude called nigel. Had made a blog with only their FRESH , HAND GROWN , ORGANIC (meaning no mechnical pencils ) DIY DRAWINGS
WOW HOW COOL IS THAT
THEY ONLY GOT 653 hits
I KNOW THATS GAY LAH
BUT CAN YOU"LL HELP?
They are really talents ......
http://www.thejacksonbrothers.blogspot.com/
alernatively u can click the link near the tag board.
He and another dude called nigel. Had made a blog with only their FRESH , HAND GROWN , ORGANIC (meaning no mechnical pencils ) DIY DRAWINGS
WOW HOW COOL IS THAT
THEY ONLY GOT 653 hits
I KNOW THATS GAY LAH
BUT CAN YOU"LL HELP?
They are really talents ......
http://www.thejacksonbrothers.blogspot.com/
alernatively u can click the link near the tag board.
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
D'ickD'iaries Tagboard Awards
yeah it sort of rhymes. anyway.
we are giving out our first ever tagboard awards, thanks to the idea, contributed by noogeroo.blogspot.com! thanks nigel. However, we are an unusual blog, which means we will be having less orthodox awards for giving.
so. we have...
Most Annoyed
Most Impressed
This award goes to...
Pamela:Hey, nice blog! It's really funny.
6th November, 17.39
Wow thank you! We know we're funny. (: But of course. It's thanks to people like you that we get our hits! Yay. And yeah Pamela is my cousin, so there might be a bit of biasness here. Heh.
Most Innovative Tag
This award goes to...
Nice Nigel: All Alliteration Allows Any Ape-men Additional Acclaim
24th October, 15.16.
Wow. Speechless. What the hell does it mean. Sure, its innovative i guess. But. Never mind.
Most Controversial Tag
And this is for...
char: omg. i can't believe you dumped shu...
26th October, 10.07.
Lol. What have you been up to Jason... tsk. At least i think this is targeted at Jason. Omg. I can't believe you dumped shu. It's so controversial i have nothing to say!
Most Random Tag
Rather interesting winner here.
<3: Edmund Chay is kinda hot (: Jason too.
5th November, 16.39.
6th November, 17.06.
What the hell were you thinking? hmmm. and this other one:
jason: HEY VISIT MY NEW BLOG
15th November, 17.38.
in case you haven't noticed, the link is to WWW.PORN.COM. which is... what? we don't know. holy hell we don't even know whether that's really jason. man.
Most Insulting Tag
yanwei: j00 b4by f4gg0t st0p t41k1ng. j00 r a b4byf4c3!!!!1111eleven1111
5th November, 12.38
Translated: you baby faggot stop talking. you are a babyface!!!! 1111111111
OR
Translated: shut up loser you look like a baby ahahahaha
Sorry i have no idea just what 1111eleven1111 means. Do you use a calculator to form sentences often? Anyway this is not really very insulting, but, phew, there aren't too insulting tags in our tagboard because there's a censor(: but the censor will never interpret this though.
Most Egoistic Tag
avinash: im like woah, and hes like ugh! HAHAHAH IM SO EGO!<>8th November, 15.50.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
Just Weird Tag
half naked man: argh!!! what's with you guys? why blog about me?! want to die arh?!
25th October, 19.38.
mmhmmm... well i'm not going to say i don't believe it's you but... that's some weird stuff. Okay we stopped blogging about you a long time ago. You're so weird.
Well that wraps up our mini tagboard awards! Thank you for tuning in. And tag more often fellas! Special thanks to Nigel who gave us the concept itself as well(:
yeah it sort of rhymes. anyway.
we are giving out our first ever tagboard awards, thanks to the idea, contributed by noogeroo.blogspot.com! thanks nigel. However, we are an unusual blog, which means we will be having less orthodox awards for giving.
so. we have...
- Most Annoyed Tag
- Most Impressed Tag
- Most Innovative Tag
- Most Controversial Tag
- Most Random Tag
- Most "High" Tag
- Most Stupid-sounding Tag
- Most Insulting Tag
- Most Egoistic Tag
- Just Weird Tag
Most Annoyed
This award goes to...
someone:yes, i hate you guys
31st October, 00.18.
Well. Ouch. That kind of hurt. But this whole thing is controversial anyway so i guess its to be expected. Thanks for coming even though you hate us so much(:
Most Impressed
This award goes to...
Pamela:Hey, nice blog! It's really funny.
6th November, 17.39
Wow thank you! We know we're funny. (: But of course. It's thanks to people like you that we get our hits! Yay. And yeah Pamela is my cousin, so there might be a bit of biasness here. Heh.
Most Innovative Tag
This award goes to...
Nice Nigel: All Alliteration Allows Any Ape-men Additional Acclaim
24th October, 15.16.
Wow. Speechless. What the hell does it mean. Sure, its innovative i guess. But. Never mind.
Most Controversial Tag
And this is for...
char: omg. i can't believe you dumped shu...
26th October, 10.07.
Lol. What have you been up to Jason... tsk. At least i think this is targeted at Jason. Omg. I can't believe you dumped shu. It's so controversial i have nothing to say!
Most Random Tag
Rather interesting winner here.
<3: Edmund Chay is kinda hot (: Jason too.
5th November, 16.39.
This tag kind of gives me the shivers. Can't exactly tell whether it's a guy or girl who wrote that yeah. But it is an award for the most random tag, and there you have it. Suddenly calling two people hot out of nowhere. You all must get to know Edmund, seriously. Anyway, if this isn't random, i don't know what is. <3<3<3<4>
Most "High" Tag
I don't usually notice people who seem 'high', but this one is just so high i dont know what to say.
angie: HAHA(: everyone is going alliteration crazyy due to MARVELLOUS ANGELA(: or maybe just AWESOME ANGIE(: hurhur. i rock
24th October, 17.41.
Yeah that's some high stuff man. you rock. are you on drugs? this isn't the only high tag by "AWESOME ANGIE", it's one of the twelve high tags posted by the same person. Seems like you've cut down on those drugs recently, we don't see you tagging anymore. ):
Most Stupid-Sounding Tag
jason: OMFG PAMELA ANDERSON. I ADORE YOU!6th November, 17.06.
What the hell were you thinking? hmmm. and this other one:
jason: HEY VISIT MY NEW BLOG
15th November, 17.38.
in case you haven't noticed, the link is to WWW.PORN.COM. which is... what? we don't know. holy hell we don't even know whether that's really jason. man.
Most Insulting Tag
yanwei: j00 b4by f4gg0t st0p t41k1ng. j00 r a b4byf4c3!!!!1111eleven1111
5th November, 12.38
Translated: you baby faggot stop talking. you are a babyface!!!! 1111111111
OR
Translated: shut up loser you look like a baby ahahahaha
Sorry i have no idea just what 1111eleven1111 means. Do you use a calculator to form sentences often? Anyway this is not really very insulting, but, phew, there aren't too insulting tags in our tagboard because there's a censor(: but the censor will never interpret this though.
Most Egoistic Tag
avinash: im like woah, and hes like ugh! HAHAHAH IM SO EGO!<>8th November, 15.50.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
Just Weird Tag
half naked man: argh!!! what's with you guys? why blog about me?! want to die arh?!
25th October, 19.38.
mmhmmm... well i'm not going to say i don't believe it's you but... that's some weird stuff. Okay we stopped blogging about you a long time ago. You're so weird.
Well that wraps up our mini tagboard awards! Thank you for tuning in. And tag more often fellas! Special thanks to Nigel who gave us the concept itself as well(:
Monday, November 13, 2006
hello! i am back from penang:)
(:(:
i went there on a medical attachment
damn cool i got to see how doctors do their work in a hospital.
i even got into 2 surgeries and witnessed a guy's hand and leg being prised open with those cold metal scissors and all the blood pumping everywhere.
abit like the dissection picture jason used for our english powerpoint but even better!
it was real life!
i saw the doctor take out a screw out of a guys leg
this guy tore the ligament on his leg(ouch) and so need screw to hold his leg in place as the ligament heal
and cos the screw was there for 2 yrs then some bone formed arnd it
so the doctor had a little difficulty pulling the screw out :)
and it was pretty sick
he grabbed the guys leg and cut a hole on top of the scrw
twisted the 1st part out and the other half of the screw was still stuck inside!
and so he took one arm take the guys leg the other arm take a scissors and practically pumped the leg up and down trying to get the screw out.,
in the end it din work
so he changed appliance
to PLIERS
real pliers
and he grab again and pump the leg up and down and all the blood fly everywhere
then it still noc ome out!
so he used a funny lttle burning metal and burned away the surrounding flesh and made it a bit easier to pull n so after 5-6 pulls
POP
the screw came out!
and flew onto the ground.
pretty grisly.
and apparently thats minor surgery.
he supposedly has to cut through a whole leg sometimes during surgery to stop diseases such as gangrene.
sick.
but i bet jason would've loved it
ahwels
then after i go home got this gay altar next to my bedroom( i was staying in a friends hse in penang)
and the gay altar had some battery controlled chanting thing
and so the chanting kept going on and on and on........
24 hrs...
zzzz
zzzzz
zzzzzz
zzzzzzz
and so yea 3 days in penang
interesting stuff..
(:(:
i went there on a medical attachment
damn cool i got to see how doctors do their work in a hospital.
i even got into 2 surgeries and witnessed a guy's hand and leg being prised open with those cold metal scissors and all the blood pumping everywhere.
abit like the dissection picture jason used for our english powerpoint but even better!
it was real life!
i saw the doctor take out a screw out of a guys leg
this guy tore the ligament on his leg(ouch) and so need screw to hold his leg in place as the ligament heal
and cos the screw was there for 2 yrs then some bone formed arnd it
so the doctor had a little difficulty pulling the screw out :)
and it was pretty sick
he grabbed the guys leg and cut a hole on top of the scrw
twisted the 1st part out and the other half of the screw was still stuck inside!
and so he took one arm take the guys leg the other arm take a scissors and practically pumped the leg up and down trying to get the screw out.,
in the end it din work
so he changed appliance
to PLIERS
real pliers
and he grab again and pump the leg up and down and all the blood fly everywhere
then it still noc ome out!
so he used a funny lttle burning metal and burned away the surrounding flesh and made it a bit easier to pull n so after 5-6 pulls
POP
the screw came out!
and flew onto the ground.
pretty grisly.
and apparently thats minor surgery.
he supposedly has to cut through a whole leg sometimes during surgery to stop diseases such as gangrene.
sick.
but i bet jason would've loved it
ahwels
then after i go home got this gay altar next to my bedroom( i was staying in a friends hse in penang)
and the gay altar had some battery controlled chanting thing
and so the chanting kept going on and on and on........
24 hrs...
zzzz
zzzzz
zzzzzz
zzzzzzz
and so yea 3 days in penang
interesting stuff..
Saturday, November 11, 2006
Did y'all check da storm today?
Holy crap. Zeus had diahorrea!
oh btw the proper pronnounciation of his name is ZEE-YAS
not ZUICE.
Hah my HDB HOUSE WAS FLOODED.
nolah
Landed nia.
Anyway. I rushed out. OMG Mini-tsunami everytime a car passed by. Waves of dirty drain water rushing up to meet my house door.
My slipper floated to my neighbours house T.T
But i got my babys back on papas feet ;)
The flood managed to turn our drains into mini canels. *OOHH IM IN VENICE* with nice rectangular gondolars.!
With some miriacle one-rain-turned-hydrilla.
BLEH WE GONNA COMPLAIN TO MP
Thursday, November 09, 2006
Be fore you read this please understand that I am an immature,
inexperienced, unschooled, unlearned 14 year old. My 'essay' has no depth
nor breadth, but it does have an important message. I have read through it,
and it's inelegant and disorganised, but I'm too lazy to iron out the flaws
in my own writing. Hence, my most sincere apologies if at any time you are
confused. Clarify with me through Jason or Nigel Chua, who know my true
identity.
I usually don't do a lot of serious criticism. I have done it, once or
twice. On a really annoying anonymous tagger who kept calling me arrogant,
and also on an ACS boy who came to my blog to gloat about the suckiness of
RI rugby. I admit. I can be really mean. Everybody can be really mean. But
then again, that's not related.
Some of you regular readers would have seen an article from a certain
'Jingwen', 1D (2005) 's PSL and captain of the Judo team. And I am going to
contradict him. A big, strong guy who could kill me in the time you just
took to blink your eye. Which is why I have asked Jason and Nigel to keep
this anonymous. Some of you may recognise my writing style, but who cares.
Jingwen won't.
Hopefully.
Confuscious once said, "Before you criticise somebody, walk a mile in his
shoes." At the close of this post (or whatever you want to call it) I will
explain why you have to walk a mile in shoes belonging to someone you don't
like.
My problem with Jingwen? No problems. I've never met nor seen the guy, but
from what i read in his article, I don't believe what he says in the
article. In fact, I have a lot to say about his article, but there are more
important things to do.
The article basically tries to teach little boys how to, I quote, "Become
the most interesting person ever." Now wait a minute. If we proceed a little
down the article we discover that it isn't really about being interesting,
its mostly about how to 'score' big points with girls. Jingwen says, "its
all about self belief and the desire and passion to do so."
Oh?
Honestly. I don't have a girlfriend. And before you call me a geek and a
loser and a mugger toad, It isn't because I can't, it's because I don't
believe in Boy-Girl-Relationships (BGR) at this age. Neither does my mom,
but that's another matter. I don't think ANY of you should be getting into a
BGR at this age.
Why don't I believe in BGR? I know how fun it is, how entertaining it is.
Still, can't that wait a few years? Till you're out of school? Some of us
have managed to deal with both BGR and studies and that's perfectly fine.
But then again, the only person to have done it is Feng Luwei. We all know
that Luwei(200m in 22s) is simply inhuman.
Alright. So maybe you're Matthias Chia or Alimi or yet another one of the
inhuman people. No problem. But let me ask you this. Have you experienced
heartbreak? How? Your BGR, surely.
Still, to people like Mark Yeo and his Fee-Bee. Never had a problem,
lovey-dovey, 'made-for-each-other' type. I think we all agree that there is
only 1 person in the world that is "the one". Now, how are you going to find
"the one" if you are obsessing over your teenage crush?
And if you say 'But she IS the one for me!' I beg to differ. And differ i
will, with proven, trusted medical research backing me up. "adolescents take
more risks at least partly because they have an immature frontal cortex"
that's true. All teens are immature. And if you say you are, you're wrong.
It's a simple, sad, fact of nature.
At adolescence, the prefrontal cortex of your brain, which controls
planning, works memory, organises, and modulates mood. As the prefrontal
cortex matures, teenagers can reason better, develop more control over
impulses and make judgments better.
Since adolescence starts at 12 or so, for those of us who are normal, and
only ends at 18 or 21, mature adult age, it can be safely asserted that we
are all very much immature and quite far from the charming adults we are
going to be.
At this point it seems apropriate to reassert my point about the teenagers'
constantly evolving brain. Adolescence is a period where you change the
most, physically, emotionally, mentally, spiritually. Adolescent minds are
already 95% developed, but they are still undergoing rapid change.
What are the implications of this? (5m)
One possible outcome is this. Suppose you are looking for a girlfriend.
Suppose you already HAVE a girlfriend. You are MADE for each other. That's
True Case No. 1. ( I know the correct form is 'true file', but since
assemblies are so meaningful, may as well learn from some "Kam-uh-LON"
examples.)
True case no 2. You have a girlfriend, but it's a temporary thing. Just a
fling, only for fun. No big deal.
True case No 3. You have a girlfriend, but it's only so you can go to school
and tease the muggertoad geeks.
If we track true case 1, Let's say true case 1 marries his childhood
sweetheart. (aww, so sweet) Now, because he picked her at the tender age of
14, and because of his rapidly changing mind, (note that her mind is
undergoing serious development too, you know how unstable girls are.) they
end up with IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES. And divorce.
Don't tell me it's implausible, once again let's go to the statistics. 51%
of those who married thier teenage crush end up in divorce before the age of
24. And according to some assembly period speakers, that may lead to
mid-life crisis and "letting your heart rules over your head".
I do know that 51% isn't a whopping majority, but what makes you think
you're so lucky? And that 51% isn't even reflective of the entire
population. It's merely representing half of those who did marry their
teenage crush. Which is, a quarter. (25%)
You could say that you're in the 49%, but what if something goes wrong?
Remember that part about your developing brain? And honestly. The rest of
the 49% who didnt divorce their teenage crush before the age of 24 probably
did it 5 years later. Those still 'happily' married probably aren't all that
happy.
True case 2. Your girlfriend is a temporary thing. After a while, you see
the right person. The one you know is made for you. Was made to spend her
life with you in happy, marital bliss. How to proceed from there?
Worse still, If you get tired of this one, you move on to the next one. and
the next, and the next, leaving behind a trail of sorrows and heartbreaks.
And when the right one finally comes along, will she know you're the one for
her? How would she know? She'd ask her friends. Which happen to be your Ex
or Ex(s). And they tell her, "He broke my heart. And Lily's. And Amanda's.
And Sarah's too." What will she think of you? At this point she may be right
for you, and you may be right for her, but will she know it?
True case no 3. Your girlfriend probably isn't a real girlfriend ANYWAY. So
what's the point? Ask yourself. Why are you having this girlfriend? How does
having this girlfriend DISTINGUISH you over the chess-club choir geeks who
don't?
And finally. One that applies to ALL CASES of BGR. Irregardless. A
relationship is an intense thing. If you have a girlfriend, you 're gonna
have to take her out to dinner. To lunch. Out Shopping. To the Movies. And
buy her presents for Christmas and her birthday. That's called FINANCIAL
outpouring.
If you have a girlfriend, you're gonna have to be thinking of her all day
and all night. That's called EMOTIONAL outpouring.
If you have a girlfriend you'll have to take time off for dates and meetings
and appointments and that little 'accidental' rendezvous on the way home you
can't let your friends know about. That's called I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S
CALLED outpouring.
But seriously. Agree with me and say that a relationship does involve all
your time and money and resources and effort and emotions and all that. Why?
What will you have when it ends, when you've seen the last movie, when
you've bought the last teddy bear, when you've had the last dinner, when it
all ends. What do you have?
A broken heart and an empty wallet. And a 2.0 GPA. Is it worth it?
Finally. Why did Confucious say that we need to walk a mile in a person's
shoes before criticising him? Because especially when you criticise someone
like Jingwen, who could KILL you, Walk a mile. That way, you have his
shoes, and you are a full mile away from him.
* Brilliant essay. send it in for pen pal. the website is thus : www.PENisland.com... you should try. pen island. GOOD website.
Note: Jingwen, next time you see him. pummel him.
inexperienced, unschooled, unlearned 14 year old. My 'essay' has no depth
nor breadth, but it does have an important message. I have read through it,
and it's inelegant and disorganised, but I'm too lazy to iron out the flaws
in my own writing. Hence, my most sincere apologies if at any time you are
confused. Clarify with me through Jason or Nigel Chua, who know my true
identity.
I usually don't do a lot of serious criticism. I have done it, once or
twice. On a really annoying anonymous tagger who kept calling me arrogant,
and also on an ACS boy who came to my blog to gloat about the suckiness of
RI rugby. I admit. I can be really mean. Everybody can be really mean. But
then again, that's not related.
Some of you regular readers would have seen an article from a certain
'Jingwen', 1D (2005) 's PSL and captain of the Judo team. And I am going to
contradict him. A big, strong guy who could kill me in the time you just
took to blink your eye. Which is why I have asked Jason and Nigel to keep
this anonymous. Some of you may recognise my writing style, but who cares.
Jingwen won't.
Hopefully.
Confuscious once said, "Before you criticise somebody, walk a mile in his
shoes." At the close of this post (or whatever you want to call it) I will
explain why you have to walk a mile in shoes belonging to someone you don't
like.
My problem with Jingwen? No problems. I've never met nor seen the guy, but
from what i read in his article, I don't believe what he says in the
article. In fact, I have a lot to say about his article, but there are more
important things to do.
The article basically tries to teach little boys how to, I quote, "Become
the most interesting person ever." Now wait a minute. If we proceed a little
down the article we discover that it isn't really about being interesting,
its mostly about how to 'score' big points with girls. Jingwen says, "its
all about self belief and the desire and passion to do so."
Oh?
Honestly. I don't have a girlfriend. And before you call me a geek and a
loser and a mugger toad, It isn't because I can't, it's because I don't
believe in Boy-Girl-Relationships (BGR) at this age. Neither does my mom,
but that's another matter. I don't think ANY of you should be getting into a
BGR at this age.
Why don't I believe in BGR? I know how fun it is, how entertaining it is.
Still, can't that wait a few years? Till you're out of school? Some of us
have managed to deal with both BGR and studies and that's perfectly fine.
But then again, the only person to have done it is Feng Luwei. We all know
that Luwei(200m in 22s) is simply inhuman.
Alright. So maybe you're Matthias Chia or Alimi or yet another one of the
inhuman people. No problem. But let me ask you this. Have you experienced
heartbreak? How? Your BGR, surely.
Still, to people like Mark Yeo and his Fee-Bee. Never had a problem,
lovey-dovey, 'made-for-each-other' type. I think we all agree that there is
only 1 person in the world that is "the one". Now, how are you going to find
"the one" if you are obsessing over your teenage crush?
And if you say 'But she IS the one for me!' I beg to differ. And differ i
will, with proven, trusted medical research backing me up. "adolescents take
more risks at least partly because they have an immature frontal cortex"
that's true. All teens are immature. And if you say you are, you're wrong.
It's a simple, sad, fact of nature.
At adolescence, the prefrontal cortex of your brain, which controls
planning, works memory, organises, and modulates mood. As the prefrontal
cortex matures, teenagers can reason better, develop more control over
impulses and make judgments better.
Since adolescence starts at 12 or so, for those of us who are normal, and
only ends at 18 or 21, mature adult age, it can be safely asserted that we
are all very much immature and quite far from the charming adults we are
going to be.
At this point it seems apropriate to reassert my point about the teenagers'
constantly evolving brain. Adolescence is a period where you change the
most, physically, emotionally, mentally, spiritually. Adolescent minds are
already 95% developed, but they are still undergoing rapid change.
What are the implications of this? (5m)
One possible outcome is this. Suppose you are looking for a girlfriend.
Suppose you already HAVE a girlfriend. You are MADE for each other. That's
True Case No. 1. ( I know the correct form is 'true file', but since
assemblies are so meaningful, may as well learn from some "Kam-uh-LON"
examples.)
True case no 2. You have a girlfriend, but it's a temporary thing. Just a
fling, only for fun. No big deal.
True case No 3. You have a girlfriend, but it's only so you can go to school
and tease the muggertoad geeks.
If we track true case 1, Let's say true case 1 marries his childhood
sweetheart. (aww, so sweet) Now, because he picked her at the tender age of
14, and because of his rapidly changing mind, (note that her mind is
undergoing serious development too, you know how unstable girls are.) they
end up with IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES. And divorce.
Don't tell me it's implausible, once again let's go to the statistics. 51%
of those who married thier teenage crush end up in divorce before the age of
24. And according to some assembly period speakers, that may lead to
mid-life crisis and "letting your heart rules over your head".
I do know that 51% isn't a whopping majority, but what makes you think
you're so lucky? And that 51% isn't even reflective of the entire
population. It's merely representing half of those who did marry their
teenage crush. Which is, a quarter. (25%)
You could say that you're in the 49%, but what if something goes wrong?
Remember that part about your developing brain? And honestly. The rest of
the 49% who didnt divorce their teenage crush before the age of 24 probably
did it 5 years later. Those still 'happily' married probably aren't all that
happy.
True case 2. Your girlfriend is a temporary thing. After a while, you see
the right person. The one you know is made for you. Was made to spend her
life with you in happy, marital bliss. How to proceed from there?
Worse still, If you get tired of this one, you move on to the next one. and
the next, and the next, leaving behind a trail of sorrows and heartbreaks.
And when the right one finally comes along, will she know you're the one for
her? How would she know? She'd ask her friends. Which happen to be your Ex
or Ex(s). And they tell her, "He broke my heart. And Lily's. And Amanda's.
And Sarah's too." What will she think of you? At this point she may be right
for you, and you may be right for her, but will she know it?
True case no 3. Your girlfriend probably isn't a real girlfriend ANYWAY. So
what's the point? Ask yourself. Why are you having this girlfriend? How does
having this girlfriend DISTINGUISH you over the chess-club choir geeks who
don't?
And finally. One that applies to ALL CASES of BGR. Irregardless. A
relationship is an intense thing. If you have a girlfriend, you 're gonna
have to take her out to dinner. To lunch. Out Shopping. To the Movies. And
buy her presents for Christmas and her birthday. That's called FINANCIAL
outpouring.
If you have a girlfriend, you're gonna have to be thinking of her all day
and all night. That's called EMOTIONAL outpouring.
If you have a girlfriend you'll have to take time off for dates and meetings
and appointments and that little 'accidental' rendezvous on the way home you
can't let your friends know about. That's called I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S
CALLED outpouring.
But seriously. Agree with me and say that a relationship does involve all
your time and money and resources and effort and emotions and all that. Why?
What will you have when it ends, when you've seen the last movie, when
you've bought the last teddy bear, when you've had the last dinner, when it
all ends. What do you have?
A broken heart and an empty wallet. And a 2.0 GPA. Is it worth it?
Finally. Why did Confucious say that we need to walk a mile in a person's
shoes before criticising him? Because especially when you criticise someone
like Jingwen, who could KILL you, Walk a mile. That way, you have his
shoes, and you are a full mile away from him.
* Brilliant essay. send it in for pen pal. the website is thus : www.PENisland.com... you should try. pen island. GOOD website.
Note: Jingwen, next time you see him. pummel him.
Monday, November 06, 2006
d'd crew singapore adventures part 2
Jason:"hey lets go orchard"
Daniel:"do wad?"
Jason:"dunno screw arnd"
3 ppl went to orchard. one would end up in big trouble
danlim's fone rings
"Hello?"
"Hello daniel where are u"(dad)
"erm.. out, orchard"
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE HOW COME U DIN TELL ME YOUR GOING THERE"
(PANIC-thinks of smth smart)
"i SMSED u wad....(i din)...."
"I DID NOT RECEIVE ANY SMS. YOU COME BACK HOME RIGHT NOW. I TELL YOU YOU ARE GOING TO BE GROUNDED IF YOU DONT COME HOME RIGHT NOW"
"okok... i smsed u wad then u dun read yr sms then u shout so loud"
"I DIN RECEIVE ANY SMS"
"i smsed you! you can check my sent msgs! its there!"(WHY DID I SAY THIS AHH...)
"OKAY LATER SHOW ME THE MSG"
"tuu.......(hangs up)"
ohno....
how the hell am i going to register a sent msg on my fone without it reaching my dad's hp??!?!
thinkthinkthinkthink......
AH!
i shall go to a place which has no reception, then send the msg, when it errors, i will save it in my outbox! (good thing samsung fone has outbox+sentbox)
HOW DO I GET A PLACE WITH NO RECEPTION?
LIFT!
okay so i had to run home.
not before going one round and watching retards put their hand on cars to win money and going to lido going up all 5 lvls and going back down for no reason and went back home.... we did alot of meaningless things in orchard....
then arrive home
Mission: go to a place which has no reception, then send the msg, when it errors, i will save it in my outbox
i entered the lift...
with the msg already saved in my drafts (pre typed out during the walk home) , all i needed was a simple click on the send button and save button. however it turned out to be not so simple.
the lift door closed i pressed floor 26(highest floor in the condo i live in)
as it went up i stared at the fone.... cmon! no reception no service hurry! hurry!
zzz it stayed at one damn bar of reception
so i went back down another 26 lvls on the lift still on 1 bar of reception.
2nd time. restart fone as i going up and then try again. sian... still one bar of damn reception.
i was panicking. if this din work. then i die liao.....
THIRD TIME ....
FINALLY half way thru no reception
QUICKLY SEND, ERROR, SAVE,
YES! SUCCESS ITS IN MY FONE'S OUTBOX!
quickly delete sentbox msgs and then msg jason a few random smses and error them to make my outbox look like my inbox.
later that evening...
I PULLED IT OFF yay
IM NOT GROUNDED :D
Jason:"hey lets go orchard"
Daniel:"do wad?"
Jason:"dunno screw arnd"
3 ppl went to orchard. one would end up in big trouble
danlim's fone rings
"Hello?"
"Hello daniel where are u"(dad)
"erm.. out, orchard"
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE HOW COME U DIN TELL ME YOUR GOING THERE"
(PANIC-thinks of smth smart)
"i SMSED u wad....(i din)...."
"I DID NOT RECEIVE ANY SMS. YOU COME BACK HOME RIGHT NOW. I TELL YOU YOU ARE GOING TO BE GROUNDED IF YOU DONT COME HOME RIGHT NOW"
"okok... i smsed u wad then u dun read yr sms then u shout so loud"
"I DIN RECEIVE ANY SMS"
"i smsed you! you can check my sent msgs! its there!"(WHY DID I SAY THIS AHH...)
"OKAY LATER SHOW ME THE MSG"
"tuu.......(hangs up)"
ohno....
how the hell am i going to register a sent msg on my fone without it reaching my dad's hp??!?!
thinkthinkthinkthink......
AH!
i shall go to a place which has no reception, then send the msg, when it errors, i will save it in my outbox! (good thing samsung fone has outbox+sentbox)
HOW DO I GET A PLACE WITH NO RECEPTION?
LIFT!
okay so i had to run home.
not before going one round and watching retards put their hand on cars to win money and going to lido going up all 5 lvls and going back down for no reason and went back home.... we did alot of meaningless things in orchard....
then arrive home
Mission: go to a place which has no reception, then send the msg, when it errors, i will save it in my outbox
i entered the lift...
with the msg already saved in my drafts (pre typed out during the walk home) , all i needed was a simple click on the send button and save button. however it turned out to be not so simple.
the lift door closed i pressed floor 26(highest floor in the condo i live in)
as it went up i stared at the fone.... cmon! no reception no service hurry! hurry!
zzz it stayed at one damn bar of reception
so i went back down another 26 lvls on the lift still on 1 bar of reception.
2nd time. restart fone as i going up and then try again. sian... still one bar of damn reception.
i was panicking. if this din work. then i die liao.....
THIRD TIME ....
FINALLY half way thru no reception
QUICKLY SEND, ERROR, SAVE,
YES! SUCCESS ITS IN MY FONE'S OUTBOX!
quickly delete sentbox msgs and then msg jason a few random smses and error them to make my outbox look like my inbox.
later that evening...
I PULLED IT OFF yay
IM NOT GROUNDED :D
"uncle can you bring us to SICC "
"which one"
"upp thomson one"
TU tu Tu tu TU tU tu Tu.
"here you are 4.50 puuh-lease?"
----------------------------------
"hi miss where are the tennis courts?"
"*-.-* Here not tennis courst.. see only got jungle and monkey..our tennis courts at our Bukit Timah branch "
"wtfzomgbbqomgwebeenjacked"
" 6****** Hi can i have a cab to bukit timah sicc please thanks "
"9.50. TYVM"
"we've been fucked!"
Haha thats how we began our day. Me lennie and danlimrocks.
Went to play tennis.
OMG BRYAN KOH SUCKS IN TENNIS!!!! XD.
OMG DANIEL SUCKS IN TENNIS!!!!!!
OMG LENNIE SUCKS IN TENNIS!!!!!!!!!!
O-M-G Jason sucks in tennis but poons them ! =)
Lol we were hitting balls to timbaktu. Hitting them out of the courts. Trying to hit our hairy cousins in the tree.
h3h3
Then me and lennie walk to DANIELS HOUSE.
WALKED FROM BUKIT TIMAH SICC TO FRIGGIN WESTWOOD AT ORCHARD><
YOU KNOW HOW LONG THAT IT?
LIKE 6 FRIGGING KM.
DANIEL SAID VERY NEAR
OMG?!
THEN AFTER THAT SAY 15 MORE MINUTES REACH..
CB STARTED RAINING><
SO WE CHIONG INTO A TAXI TO GO DANIELS HOUSE.
Guess what it could never be 15 minutes if we walked the rest..
AT LEAST 45.
But at least we helped our fatty danlimrocks melt some fats yeah? =]
Dans house rocks. great food. great maid. lovely drums. great dantheman.
He goes around saying "fuck u la, cibai wtfzzzoomednioanon%^&*() " to his indonesian maid.
SHE ACTUALLY THINKS FUCK MEANS WOOD LOL!
cool coool.
Went to orchard. Call so/\/\30/\/3 . Dun wanna tell me where they are? Protective bastard.
Call him say...WHERE ARE U ARE U AT LIDO>.<
'OMG HOW U KNOW"
we walked another km from CINE to LIDO.
cannot find him. elusive cock.
come home..
'EH WHERE WERE U'
"HAHA JACKED I WAS AT CINE L0ser"
On the way a few chiobus here and there.
3 of the rocks have the same GPA and are taking the same subjects. Hopefully we are same class. 4 of us i mean. ...... Laters.
"which one"
"upp thomson one"
TU tu Tu tu TU tU tu Tu.
"here you are 4.50 puuh-lease?"
----------------------------------
"hi miss where are the tennis courts?"
"*-.-* Here not tennis courst.. see only got jungle and monkey..our tennis courts at our Bukit Timah branch "
"wtfzomgbbqomgwebeenjacked"
" 6****** Hi can i have a cab to bukit timah sicc please thanks "
"9.50. TYVM"
"we've been fucked!"
Haha thats how we began our day. Me lennie and danlimrocks.
Went to play tennis.
OMG BRYAN KOH SUCKS IN TENNIS!!!! XD.
OMG DANIEL SUCKS IN TENNIS!!!!!!
OMG LENNIE SUCKS IN TENNIS!!!!!!!!!!
O-M-G Jason sucks in tennis but poons them ! =)
Lol we were hitting balls to timbaktu. Hitting them out of the courts. Trying to hit our hairy cousins in the tree.
h3h3
Then me and lennie walk to DANIELS HOUSE.
WALKED FROM BUKIT TIMAH SICC TO FRIGGIN WESTWOOD AT ORCHARD><
YOU KNOW HOW LONG THAT IT?
LIKE 6 FRIGGING KM.
DANIEL SAID VERY NEAR
OMG?!
THEN AFTER THAT SAY 15 MORE MINUTES REACH..
CB STARTED RAINING><
SO WE CHIONG INTO A TAXI TO GO DANIELS HOUSE.
Guess what it could never be 15 minutes if we walked the rest..
AT LEAST 45.
But at least we helped our fatty danlimrocks melt some fats yeah? =]
Dans house rocks. great food. great maid. lovely drums. great dantheman.
He goes around saying "fuck u la, cibai wtfzzzoomednioanon%^&*() " to his indonesian maid.
SHE ACTUALLY THINKS FUCK MEANS WOOD LOL!
cool coool.
Went to orchard. Call so/\/\30/\/3 . Dun wanna tell me where they are? Protective bastard.
Call him say...WHERE ARE U ARE U AT LIDO>.<
'OMG HOW U KNOW"
we walked another km from CINE to LIDO.
cannot find him. elusive cock.
come home..
'EH WHERE WERE U'
"HAHA JACKED I WAS AT CINE L0ser"
On the way a few chiobus here and there.
3 of the rocks have the same GPA and are taking the same subjects. Hopefully we are same class. 4 of us i mean. ...... Laters.
Sunday, November 05, 2006
NTU lecturer Feedback Damn Funny..
TRUST ME WATCH THE DAMN THING><
TRUST ME WATCH THE DAMN THING><
Saturday, November 04, 2006
2D
Raffles Institution, 2D, 2006.
"We have come thus far, and reached the parting of ways."
Well, if you're gonna choose to be sad and everything, you might as well joke about it. honestly, i'm not sad about leaving this class. we'll always know each other, and then get to know others as well.
anyway, since some people from our class are feelng down, let's look at all of us from a more hilarious view shall we?
check out the numbers labelled above. if you cant see it you might want to click on the image to enlarge.
12 Things about our class photo:
- Yong Sheng sure seems to be enjoying something. Slightly.
- Our class blacks! Ryan looks a little buaysong sitting beside Brandon( enemies) . Wait, i trust you can see them both?
- Yan Wei. Actually there's nothing really hilarious here, just wanted to point out the most DickDiary-supportive fella in class. We love you YanWei!
- Slight piggish look. Nigel.
- Damn the shape fits Ming Jie's head near-perfectly using the equation made by our all so famous yanwei. MJ=H2... Mingjie = square head. hahha no offence pals.
- Shape nearly fits as well. Gabriel looks a little creepy, like some PRAYING MANTIS.
- Victor! He seems to be enjoying something greater than what Yong Sheng is enjoying. Anyway he always does that so there is nothing wrong with him. UHHH!!! YEAH!!!!
- Mr Seah looks a little serious for a photo. In a way he's like the Lion King. And the class is his, err, pack.
- The giant Yi Hao, hailing from China, seems to be an ancient magistrate known as BAO GONG in disguise.
- Ashish Kumar, top Indian scholar for the PSLE in the year 2004, smiles his all too well-known NewMoon-Essence-of-Chicken smile.
- Elias, or me, just looks too cool. Maybe i have a bit too much hair though. Whee. (:
Lennie looks funny with his durian shaped helmet.
Jason looks hostile. This was the day right after he got his braces.
Daniel has a piggish look too!- We love baby Zennon. (: