Sunday, August 27, 2006
1)Guys hate sluts.(HEY SLUTS ARE FUN!!!)
2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.(try-did u brush your teeth in the morning')
3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.(cmon it's a healthy activity!)
4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.(lol normally I try to use a handy notepad, it helps tho)
5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.(more like looking at the tongue, wondering how it would feel inside his mouth.)
6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.(*no comment lol)
7. Guys hate it when you talk about how many dudes you talked to today, and who asked you out..(guys, try this method. *go yea I don't give a shit about how many guys check you out. They can do that all day long, I don't care. &act dao, and pissed& . damn it will melt her heart
---OR TRY THIS. Hey you know that guy that u think is hot? Well you two look really cute together, and you two should get together and get married and have retard kids ! ;) )
8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.(well thats kind of a given)
11. Guys get jealous easily.(yeh, we are jealous about how you can get numbers so damn easily.)
12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.(Aww *sniff* ill be fine after a good cry =()
13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.(DAM this is some super killer trick. * do it on guys who you just wanna jack)
14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.(tested and proven)
15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.(DAMN RIGHT)
16). Girls are guys' weaknesses.(lol gentle men eh?)
17. Guys are very open about themselves.(that's why we leave our fly open)
18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.(patience is a virtue guys dont have...)
20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.(ok dude just let me put the phone beside me while i do my work and just rant while i pretend to listen XD...)
21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes a chick is when he teases her.(for instance. *jackass *retard *lamo *dummy. But never will she use the hardcore insult, like-**** uped BASTARD..yeh ..heed this)
23. Guys will brag about anything.(Ego is sometimes dam attractive, but try not to overplay mah players)
24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you.(WOW...what limited vocabulary...)
25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.(classic example by one rocker-she didn't reply my 2 sms last night. Is she daoing me? Shit I feel so insecure!!!! 0_#)
26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.(wahahaa correct)
27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.(yea how true...)
28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.(straightforward like...DAMN IM UGLY BUT I WANT YOU, DO YOU WAN ME?)
29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.(gals if u want mature guys, keep rejecting them till u find them mature enough then accept XP)
30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.(doesnt he have like better stuff to think of?)
31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.(no matter how gals talk about packs and looks, LOOKS IS STILL THE KEY (MUWAHAHAHA, so stop going to gym, start saving money for plastic surgery, I could recommend u mine ;) )
33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.(softies who overplay this )
34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.(YEAH we could ejaculate with excitement )
35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.(wow....)
36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."(dunno..never tried this )
37. Guys don't really have final decisions.(we like confident chicks who damn stop asking us to decide, in this new era . Cant u girls decide. )
38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.(lol, so don't listen to me, I don't ever talk serious )
39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.(aww poor dude)
40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.(how cute we would look in bed, with the covers x) )
41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.(okay...but heh don't be another paris Hilton )
42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.(yeh so guys work out man. But heh at least she'd protect u )
43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.(*erectile dysfunction etc. etc. )
44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.(I know u want persistency, but after a while it become despotic, and its below our darn honour to do that. )
45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.(moderate ur money spending too)
46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.(duh!!!!!!!!! )
47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.(okay thats true, who wouldnt...)
48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.(awwww, chim shit )
49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.(ZOMG THAT UNIMAGINABLE.my left nut ain't worth some dumb blondes brain. )
50. No guy can handle all his problems by his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.(TOTALLY TRUE!)
51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of you.(are u sure?? hahhaa just joking...)
done by Jason who can barely pass his maths test, so sorry for the shitty numbering. so sian..
ENJOY MAH FRIENDS
2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.(try-did u brush your teeth in the morning')
3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.(cmon it's a healthy activity!)
4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.(lol normally I try to use a handy notepad, it helps tho)
5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.(more like looking at the tongue, wondering how it would feel inside his mouth.)
6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.(*no comment lol)
7. Guys hate it when you talk about how many dudes you talked to today, and who asked you out..(guys, try this method. *go yea I don't give a shit about how many guys check you out. They can do that all day long, I don't care. &act dao, and pissed& . damn it will melt her heart
---OR TRY THIS. Hey you know that guy that u think is hot? Well you two look really cute together, and you two should get together and get married and have retard kids ! ;) )
8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.(well thats kind of a given)
11. Guys get jealous easily.(yeh, we are jealous about how you can get numbers so damn easily.)
12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.(Aww *sniff* ill be fine after a good cry =()
13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.(DAM this is some super killer trick. * do it on guys who you just wanna jack)
14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.(tested and proven)
15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.(DAMN RIGHT)
16). Girls are guys' weaknesses.(lol gentle men eh?)
17. Guys are very open about themselves.(that's why we leave our fly open)
18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.(patience is a virtue guys dont have...)
20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.(ok dude just let me put the phone beside me while i do my work and just rant while i pretend to listen XD...)
21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes a chick is when he teases her.(for instance. *jackass *retard *lamo *dummy. But never will she use the hardcore insult, like-**** uped BASTARD..yeh ..heed this)
23. Guys will brag about anything.(Ego is sometimes dam attractive, but try not to overplay mah players)
24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you.(WOW...what limited vocabulary...)
25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.(classic example by one rocker-she didn't reply my 2 sms last night. Is she daoing me? Shit I feel so insecure!!!! 0_#)
26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.(wahahaa correct)
27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.(yea how true...)
28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.(straightforward like...DAMN IM UGLY BUT I WANT YOU, DO YOU WAN ME?)
29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.(gals if u want mature guys, keep rejecting them till u find them mature enough then accept XP)
30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.(doesnt he have like better stuff to think of?)
31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.(no matter how gals talk about packs and looks, LOOKS IS STILL THE KEY (MUWAHAHAHA, so stop going to gym, start saving money for plastic surgery, I could recommend u mine ;) )
33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.(softies who overplay this )
34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.(YEAH we could ejaculate with excitement )
35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.(wow....)
36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."(dunno..never tried this )
37. Guys don't really have final decisions.(we like confident chicks who damn stop asking us to decide, in this new era . Cant u girls decide. )
38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.(lol, so don't listen to me, I don't ever talk serious )
39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.(aww poor dude)
40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.(how cute we would look in bed, with the covers x) )
41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.(okay...but heh don't be another paris Hilton )
42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.(yeh so guys work out man. But heh at least she'd protect u )
43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.(*erectile dysfunction etc. etc. )
44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.(I know u want persistency, but after a while it become despotic, and its below our darn honour to do that. )
45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.(moderate ur money spending too)
46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.(duh!!!!!!!!! )
47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.(okay thats true, who wouldnt...)
48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.(awwww, chim shit )
49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.(ZOMG THAT UNIMAGINABLE.my left nut ain't worth some dumb blondes brain. )
50. No guy can handle all his problems by his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.(TOTALLY TRUE!)
51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of you.(are u sure?? hahhaa just joking...)
done by Jason who can barely pass his maths test, so sorry for the shitty numbering. so sian..
ENJOY MAH FRIENDS