Tuesday, August 29, 2006
FINALLY
as promised i shall post on our brilliant 30 SIGNS OF BEING ADDICTED TO SCHOOL
sorry for the late post.
no thanks to some screwed internet connection that bars me from blogger for 3 hours.... -.-
anyways HERE IT IS:)
as promised i shall post on our brilliant 30 SIGNS OF BEING ADDICTED TO SCHOOL
sorry for the late post.
no thanks to some screwed internet connection that bars me from blogger for 3 hours.... -.-
anyways HERE IT IS:)
30 signs of being addicted to school
1) You wake up at 6:30 am on a Saturday morning, thinking your late for school
2) You wonder if you’ve left your assignments undone on Monday mornings.
3) You charge your handphone dutifully every Sunday night in preparation for Monday
4) You check if you/ your maid prepared, packed your PE kit/ swimming trunks/ googles etc.
5) You try not to shit from 7.15am-3.15 pm
6) You ready yourself for the metamorphosis from the uber-guai-nerdy rocker to super-vulgar-kickass rocker.
7) You wake up everyday and even if you cant, you force yourself to shit before going to school, in preparation of bad toilets
8) When you see gaozhi, memories of a terrible Chinese teacher comes to mind and you start screaming frantically
9) You see alphabet soup and start making acronyms/ poems/ algebraic equations out of them
10) Pencil box checks every Sunday night and friday night - any lost stationery shall be replaced immediately!
11) Super 1.5 l bottle of ice cold water to quench any thirst faced in school
12) You pack extra 2 sets of clothes/ uniform in case of any unforeseen circumstances
13) Fridays are the worst days of the week (you cant bear to part from school)
14) Sunday nights are the best! No sleeping past 9:30pm! Must wake up early for school the next day!
15) You can form grammatically sound English sentences on the calculator
16) You link your school hard drive(for computer studies your personal profile) to your computer so that any unfinished computer homework can be finished as fast as possible
17) AsknLearn is the most visited site on your Internet Explorer
18) You put camaraderie to great use- join the copying syndicate mahn!
19) You cut your hair every week (in fear of failing hair check)
20) You install cctv camera on the whiteboard so that you can check the notices on the whiteboard and any homework instantly from your home or handphone
21) You know the Institution Anthem by heart and have composed preludes and continuations of the Institution Anthem
22) You wake up at 6.15am and brush teeth/ change into school uniform and get ready for school everyday of the holidays
23) You write a stackful of poems for your dear school during the school holidays
24) You do filing dutifully everyday for each and every subject
25) You bring stacks of tissue paper to school everyday (in case the school run out of toilet paper)
26) Your phone/ computer / journal / personal notes all contain the work needed to be completed, all updated daily
27) Every single staff/teacher is on your phone contact list, email list.
28) Immediately after Common Tests 1 finish, you can be found in the library photocopy room photocopying Common Test 2 papers to bring home and mug
29) You put the school crest as your display picture on MSN
30) You msn hotmal is rafflesian_@hotmail.com, for example, rafflesian_yisin@hotmail.com =D
Compiled by:Jason 1-6©
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Daniel 7-30 ©1) You wake up at 6:30 am on a Saturday morning, thinking your late for school
2) You wonder if you’ve left your assignments undone on Monday mornings.
3) You charge your handphone dutifully every Sunday night in preparation for Monday
4) You check if you/ your maid prepared, packed your PE kit/ swimming trunks/ googles etc.
5) You try not to shit from 7.15am-3.15 pm
6) You ready yourself for the metamorphosis from the uber-guai-nerdy rocker to super-vulgar-kickass rocker.
7) You wake up everyday and even if you cant, you force yourself to shit before going to school, in preparation of bad toilets
8) When you see gaozhi, memories of a terrible Chinese teacher comes to mind and you start screaming frantically
9) You see alphabet soup and start making acronyms/ poems/ algebraic equations out of them
10) Pencil box checks every Sunday night and friday night - any lost stationery shall be replaced immediately!
11) Super 1.5 l bottle of ice cold water to quench any thirst faced in school
12) You pack extra 2 sets of clothes/ uniform in case of any unforeseen circumstances
13) Fridays are the worst days of the week (you cant bear to part from school)
14) Sunday nights are the best! No sleeping past 9:30pm! Must wake up early for school the next day!
15) You can form grammatically sound English sentences on the calculator
16) You link your school hard drive(for computer studies your personal profile) to your computer so that any unfinished computer homework can be finished as fast as possible
17) AsknLearn is the most visited site on your Internet Explorer
18) You put camaraderie to great use- join the copying syndicate mahn!
19) You cut your hair every week (in fear of failing hair check)
20) You install cctv camera on the whiteboard so that you can check the notices on the whiteboard and any homework instantly from your home or handphone
21) You know the Institution Anthem by heart and have composed preludes and continuations of the Institution Anthem
22) You wake up at 6.15am and brush teeth/ change into school uniform and get ready for school everyday of the holidays
23) You write a stackful of poems for your dear school during the school holidays
24) You do filing dutifully everyday for each and every subject
25) You bring stacks of tissue paper to school everyday (in case the school run out of toilet paper)
26) Your phone/ computer / journal / personal notes all contain the work needed to be completed, all updated daily
27) Every single staff/teacher is on your phone contact list, email list.
28) Immediately after Common Tests 1 finish, you can be found in the library photocopy room photocopying Common Test 2 papers to bring home and mug
29) You put the school crest as your display picture on MSN
30) You msn hotmal is rafflesian_
Compiled by:Jason 1-6©
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