D' for D'ick and D'iary

Monday, August 21, 2006

Ok for once Jason's life is so damn boring that he really has nothing to frigging post. But at least ill try.
Wah School is so frigging stressful. I think imma get ZERO for my English Journal cos i plagarise about 3 sentences from it. AND evertime MrYap talks about plagarism, i peer over ryan's Shoulder and i cget a cold, hard angry stare.=X.

Lol daniel is frgging manly, TODAY HE WORE TWO DIFFERENT SOCKS TO SCHOOL.ONE HIGH ONE LOW.ONE GOT LOGO ONE DUN HAVE.AND HE WALKS AROUND PROUDLY

Haha wanna know how to do DAMN GOOD POWERPOINTS?!?! ASK ME!!!!
KILLER POWERPOINTS

Firstly if you want a good powerpoint..SLACK!
U see one paragraph? Just close your eyes, take your index finger and point. Chances are that you get a good key line.
Next press ctrl-c then ctrl-v and just paste it into a damn slide u retard.
SO now u have a short and simple powerpoint.Easy to do. Easy to Score. And teachers like it x)
So if you're wondering why your powerpoint sucks? Its not because you have no power..Or that you can't point. YOUR TOO HARDWORKING.
Follow these methods, for added results, try rushing the powerpoint at the library during recess before the presentation. It really gives you a kick, when you know you have to do it in 25 minutes WOOYEAH.

For a certain lesson, only 11 people handed up the worksheet due, and our teacher is gonna call our parents even if we hand it up tomorrow.So 33-11=22

22 PARENTS TO CALL?!?!!?!??!!

assuming ever parent he talks for 5 minutes on our work attitude blah blah blah... thats 22x5=110minutes of calling.

plus the waiting time and the dialing time, and the flipping thru files to find our number....

110minutes + 30 minutes = 140minutes?

HE IS GONNA SPEND LIKE 2 hours and 20 minutes talking rubbish? to our heck care parents?!?! if he really is gonna do that, i think thats fit enough to join our rocker clan. with his manlyness.

Ok today me and lennie went gym. wow 18 kg bicep curls are not as hard as you think. if we can do you can! x).

Ok im gonna chiong my compo now...GG i have to use www.google.com.sg to find good chinese compos to plagarise.DAMN i even have to hand write this shit. THAT SUCKS.

SUN-PA

sry samuel.=x

-Jason.( whos else is ever so damn interesting.)

6:38 PM<3

The 4 crazy guys

NAME:
Daniel
Elias
Jason
Lennie

BIRTHDAY:
Daniel:1st July
Elias:20th July
Jason:10th June
Lennie:5th July
woa we're all born in july EXCEPT JASON=P wooo

AGE:14

SCHOOL:RAFFLES INSITUTION

Since August 24th

Links

C'rap plus C'artoons
make great C'ocks

[or rather, The Jackson Brothers]

Profiles

Elias

This cool guy with funky hair wears his pants like a skirt(accounting for the number of wedgies/pants pulled down) is considered serious in our rocker group. But this hottie is probably crazier than you. But sometimes he is too hot hot until chaotah. Thus accounting for his red lobster appearance.

Jason

This zilian brand-conscious money spender can be nice a lot of the time. But he's zilian. So be careful. Don't help him take a photo of his biceps if he asks you to. He has curly hair and looks like an angmoh. Makes him hot with girls(hopefully). IM STRAIGHT IM STRAIGHT IM STRAIGHT SCREW ELIAS IM STRAIGHT str88888888.

Daniel

On first look, this guy looks in shape. In a really round shape. This steady pom pi pi guy looks cute and cuddly, but beware of his gregariousness. He might just go next to you, and give you a mighty wedgie that makes you wish you'd never been born. He's a real FFFer. Friendly, fit and funnaye.

Lennie