Friday, August 25, 2006

Sian i feel betrayed.
One is playing his guitar. Another is playing LOTR on his violin. The last, is having a date.......
So hows life, haiz, season over liao, no training, pump weights boring shit. met this cool senior who is some pro at weights, who promised to read my...oops i mean our..( damn i can just say mine* already ) blog.
Boring life, screwed up my tests, no humour felt today.
came up with this really lame insult tho' thought u might wanna hear it.

"Hey ___ i think god made a mistake when he created you..., i think you would really be better of a amoba/ paramecium/ any orgasm in the bacteria kingdom than a effed up retard you are now. eat my shit. "


In school, we just make fun of the teachers by hysteriaclly screaming their name in class. For eg." Mrs Lim Yok TONG" so we shout " THONG!! THONG !!! THONG!!! THONG !!! *in front of her*" I have decieded to be revolutionary and shout " g-string!!!!! g-string!!!!!!!!! g-string!!!!!!"
shit i really ain't funneh no more..=x


wah i have just discovered why some girl school uniform is scrwed. lol i think its the belt at the waistline. can't stand girl school uniforms without belts in the mid-line. its damn fugggllllllllleyyyyyyyy.

IM ONLY 169 WTF SO SHORT. BUT HEY IM 64 KGS BEAT THAT SUCKASSSS x)


*oh btw for all future-to-be-nerdish-poser for gawd's sake dont ever buy white converse to wear to school man.
1) For most nerdish-posers their school shoes is the shoe they go out with
2) white converse looks damn loser
3)when you wear white converse, and with jeans ontop, all that sticks our is the tip of you WHITE shoes, you look like some stinking dude in bata shoes.
4) damn it aint worth right? u pay 100 bucks so u can get some status , and guess what? you look like your wearing plain white shoes. zzzz


DAMN MY POSER SHOES ARE NICE>.<
and i aint wearing it to school!

7:31 PM<3

The 4 crazy guys

NAME:
Daniel
Elias
Jason
Lennie

BIRTHDAY:
Daniel:1st July
Elias:20th July
Jason:10th June
Lennie:5th July
woa we're all born in july EXCEPT JASON=P wooo

AGE:14

SCHOOL:RAFFLES INSITUTION

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Elias

This cool guy with funky hair wears his pants like a skirt(accounting for the number of wedgies/pants pulled down) is considered serious in our rocker group. But this hottie is probably crazier than you. But sometimes he is too hot hot until chaotah. Thus accounting for his red lobster appearance.



Jason

This zilian brand-conscious money spender can be nice a lot of the time. But he's zilian. So be careful. Don't help him take a photo of his biceps if he asks you to. He has curly hair and looks like an angmoh. Makes him hot with girls(hopefully). IM STRAIGHT IM STRAIGHT IM STRAIGHT SCREW ELIAS IM STRAIGHT str88888888.



Daniel

On first look, this guy looks in shape. In a really round shape. This steady pom pi pi guy looks cute and cuddly, but beware of his gregariousness. He might just go next to you, and give you a mighty wedgie that makes you wish you'd never been born. He's a real FFFer. Friendly, fit and funnaye.



Lennie

So skinny and muscular he could pose for Kid's Health, the cousin magazine of Men's Health. His six-pac could crush your head into an hexagon. Is a failure at making jokes. However, a real jack of all trades. Get him to write you a three-thousand word essay on crapping, or help you fix a toilet pipe. Or whatever. He can do it all, cause he's da man.