Wassup yo.
I have been invited to give a post on mr jason’s blog on teenage fashion.
What is fashion?
Is it wearing tight metrosexual shirts that reveal your nipples? Or loose pants that dangle halfway down your ass?
That’s kinda gay; you might soooo be giving out this please guys I’m up for grabs, pun intended, vibe.
'he's rejoicing that he doesnt have to wear such tight shit anymore'
Lets start off with the tight shirts bit; yes you may be muscular but shit man. No girl would want to see your nipples when it gets a tad too cold. Go for something that flatters your build, so if you’ve got nice shoulders, get something that fits nicely around your shoulders but doesn’t stick to you like cling wrap. NO SPANDEX. Fullstop. You’re not a diver or a professional tour de france cyclist. I’ve got a feeling that the French guy got testicular cancer more from his spandex than his bike anyway.
Shirts, not just t shirts are nice too. The checkered look is in, cos of brokeback mountain. You could probably throw in a nice cowboy hat if you can carry it off, but unless you’ve got a thing for gay cowboys, lay easy on the hat.
Baggy pants are rapper cool. It screams whoah I’m wearing XXX brand underwear or M & M boxers or I’m defending
It looks sloppy and you can’t flaunt your tight ass, if you have one in the first place. Girls love tight asses. I’ve had my fair share of compliments; and not just from girls.
Wear them on the hip, nothing lower, and higher only if you’ve got a long body.
'A pix speaks a million words..or is it a thousand?'
Short guys, no three quarters pants. Actually, all guys, burn your fucking three quarters and make up your mind and get berms or pants. No in betweens. You look like a character out of snow white and the seven dwarves. And snow white was the one wearing the dress in that movie.(DAMN RIGHT)
Shoes. Stop wearing school shoes out. PLEASE. Girls bring shoe bags to bring their going out shoes to school. Maybe you should consider that too. Every guy should invest in a nice pair of sneakers; converses are decent; I like my nike cheyannes though. You should check those out. Loafers are a bit uncle, in my opinion. But it really depends on the occasion
"my shoes: chick test magnet - the classy babes love them"
Honestly, get a belt. The baggy pants guys wear belts. James bond wears belts. LKY wears belts. Belts are the finishing touch to your outfit. The garnish to your soup. The whipped cream to your ice cream. the cherry on your pie. Match your belts with your shoes. So brown shoes, brown belt, black shoes, black belt. No shoes? Fuck off.
'even our esteemed MM lee wears a belt'
I’ll talk more about colors next time.
Have fun.
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THANKS MUN .