Saturday, September 23, 2006
OMG the hits still aren't meetin my expectations. People have started laughing at us.
*cough* 4 people , blog hits so lanjiao, 1 one person over 1k hits liao * cough* .
My reply? " Eat my blog and finish up the pixelated crumbs :)
Many people have lamented; 'haiz i look so retarded in my school uniform
, I LOOK COOL WHEN IM IN MY BILLABONG's, OP's, ROXY's, TRIUMPH's, AdIdAs's, or in-my-red-hot-sexy-A-cup-bra. SO JUDGE ME NOT ON MY APPEARANCE IN SCHOOL!'
Me thinking : ' wah this son of a bitch loser, look like retard, talk like l0s3r come and deny he looks retarded, he is just in a state of sad self-denial '
So i was thinking on day in school, "How do people look cool and charming in the BiBi and BuBu brand of uniform. How do you wear it to be supposedly 'cool' to the best u can be in your school uniform... What are the different styles, and who would wear them? "
The different parts of the school uniform i've seen that could constitute to being 'cool' or 'loser' are..
Shirt tucking
requirements: hems of this shirt must be tucked in. as long as its tuck in, its acceptable.
So we the DickDiaries Blogger Crew got our very own models to show us the different ways of shirt tucking.
Style I: Back out
This style is one pesky killer. You may not do it intentionally, but it just comes out of the back of your pants when you engange in vigorous activities. "Soccer, Fights, Studying ,***" .Our very own Mr Elias Tiong is a die-hard fan of this style, with his perceived coolness. A favourite of those who try to look sporty in their school uniform.
Style II: One-side-out
This style is both charm and chic (to me lah, dun flame me can? pls? im hot enuff *jk* ) What i perceive from this style is, "im not stupid enuff to get caught by e teachers all the time, but im not so hiong to go all the way IN. This one-side-out thingy is an elegant touch to finish off your image in the school uniform. Personally i would recommend this for starters.
Style III: All-out-IM BLOOMING
Hmmm, this style consists of two levels. The Symbolism level, and the Practical level.
Most students from neighbourhood schools fancy this style. The symbolic point about this style
is that it means 'I wan to be free, I wan no constraints, I wan to be-of-the-box, rules-are-meant-to-be-broken,' Okay, that was translated. It actually meant. " I wan liddat bui song si bo, bui kam luan arh? RI kia , si bak gao, see what see, i wear like that very song, beri comfor-ta-ber. "
Well schools thought out of the box too!(tho people shuden even think with boxes) They printed the schools number at the hem of the shirt, asking for people who see the number to call!
Elite schoolist people generally don't fancy this style as its sloppy, gives people the impression tt you dun care bout ur image (tho you meant otherwise) . Worse of all it makes you look uncouth, dirty, smelly, and unhygienic. I don't know why, but thats the impression it gives me.
The practical part? Its quite comfy. I guess thats why CHIJ gals like to undo their sexy belt. Training to be preganant wad.
TIES
Now we are on to ties. Tho they are used for symbolic purposes - to look serious and mature. They too can be a fashion tool in the area of School-uniforms. Strangulation, Chocking and other serious injuries may occur with horseplay of this item, and young kids are strongly advised not to wear them, or even put them over your heads. enjoy your freedom while it lasts.
Style 1: Charm and Chic ( with the additional plus of no strangulation)
This style is really widely used as you can look neat and tidy, without being strangled by the button on the shirt. As you can see in the picture below, the button is undone. and u can see lennie's very sexy neck.
Style 2: OMG JUST BEEN RAPED!!!!!!!
I dont fancy this style cuz. LOOK AT THE NAME OF IT. Most people do this style when they are frustrated and mad, and they juz tug at their tie in anger. They just look raped. RAPED! looks good on gals tho =)
Style 3: Juz for luffs! Macdonalds lalala
Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.
And on his farm he had some chicks, E-I-E-I-O.
With a chick, chick here,And a chick, chick there,Here a chick, there a chick,Everywhere a chick, chick,
Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.
This is a rare sight among RI students, but occasionally if you'd spot one crazy one, you get some of these time to time. I would rate this style superb in getting laughs, otherwise. not -recommended.
Shorts:
Quote:" Shorts arh, good for your balls, free to dangle and swing closest to primitive clothswear we can get after sarongs and kilts. Print tiger stripes on them , and WAH new and reformed Ri caveboy!"
Style One: Pull my pants down mister.
Low pants. According to many people, it is one factor that would distinguish you from an ordinary dude to and EX-trodinary poot. Yes pun included. This is one style that gives you the most freedom, for your babys to sway and shake. Not only does this style gives and optical illusion that your taller, its makes your lower body look smaller and your upper body bigger. Making you look bigger, more macho, more manly, more incredible.
Downside? Girls like tight asses, according to jingwen, This style makes your ass seeem non-existent, and your pros-terior would look flappy and extremely saggys. Last thing you would wan't would be chicks asking you where your ass went.
"ass-less creep"
Style 2 : Squeeze me hard and high.
On the contrary, this style is almost the exact opposite of style one. The shorts is worn above the belly button, and tight fit. This is one heck of a great way to wear your belows, as its replicates the skin-tight spandex suits people are wearing now. Underwears are not needed as support is given by the shorts itself. A real 2-in-one. Recommended for people who are TIGHT-strapped on cash.
Patrons of this styles? Sexae brave mooks who wan to show their nice hot round ass to the world. =)
Author: Jason =)
*cough* 4 people , blog hits so lanjiao, 1 one person over 1k hits liao * cough* .
My reply? " Eat my blog and finish up the pixelated crumbs :)
Many people have lamented; 'haiz i look so retarded in my school uniform
, I LOOK COOL WHEN IM IN MY BILLABONG's, OP's, ROXY's, TRIUMPH's, AdIdAs's, or in-my-red-hot-sexy-A-cup-bra. SO JUDGE ME NOT ON MY APPEARANCE IN SCHOOL!'Me thinking : ' wah this son of a bitch loser, look like retard, talk like l0s3r come and deny he looks retarded, he is just in a state of sad self-denial '
So i was thinking on day in school, "How do people look cool and charming in the BiBi and BuBu brand of uniform. How do you wear it to be supposedly 'cool' to the best u can be in your school uniform... What are the different styles, and who would wear them? "
The different parts of the school uniform i've seen that could constitute to being 'cool' or 'loser' are..
- The tuckin in of shirt.
- The wearing of tie
- The height u wear ur pants at / the tightness
FOR MALES lah >.<
Shirt tucking. ........long long ago when jason was still a kid in Holy Grace Kindergarten (thats about 84 years ago ) 'Teacher. teacher! Why can't we tuck in our shirt. My Kor Kor tuck in his shirt. Very handsome! His hairstyle even more beautiful Side parting de, why i cannot use gel and gel it to the side? '
NOW???. Damn it lah shirt also muz tuck in . OMG DID U SEE THAT LOzzzER. STILL SIDE-PARTING LOL LOSER omgpwnz0rl33tn0ob . Thats one uber noob.Shirt tucking
requirements: hems of this shirt must be tucked in. as long as its tuck in, its acceptable.
So we the DickDiaries Blogger Crew got our very own models to show us the different ways of shirt tucking.
Style I: Back out
This style is one pesky killer. You may not do it intentionally, but it just comes out of the back of your pants when you engange in vigorous activities. "Soccer, Fights, Studying ,***" .Our very own Mr Elias Tiong is a die-hard fan of this style, with his perceived coolness. A favourite of those who try to look sporty in their school uniform.
Style II: One-side-out
This style is both charm and chic (to me lah, dun flame me can? pls? im hot enuff *jk* ) What i perceive from this style is, "im not stupid enuff to get caught by e teachers all the time, but im not so hiong to go all the way IN. This one-side-out thingy is an elegant touch to finish off your image in the school uniform. Personally i would recommend this for starters.
Style III: All-out-IM BLOOMING
Hmmm, this style consists of two levels. The Symbolism level, and the Practical level.
Most students from neighbourhood schools fancy this style. The symbolic point about this style
is that it means 'I wan to be free, I wan no constraints, I wan to be-of-the-box, rules-are-meant-to-be-broken,' Okay, that was translated. It actually meant. " I wan liddat bui song si bo, bui kam luan arh? RI kia , si bak gao, see what see, i wear like that very song, beri comfor-ta-ber. "
Well schools thought out of the box too!(tho people shuden even think with boxes) They printed the schools number at the hem of the shirt, asking for people who see the number to call!
Elite schoolist people generally don't fancy this style as its sloppy, gives people the impression tt you dun care bout ur image (tho you meant otherwise) . Worse of all it makes you look uncouth, dirty, smelly, and unhygienic. I don't know why, but thats the impression it gives me.
The practical part? Its quite comfy. I guess thats why CHIJ gals like to undo their sexy belt. Training to be preganant wad.
TIES
Now we are on to ties. Tho they are used for symbolic purposes - to look serious and mature. They too can be a fashion tool in the area of School-uniforms. Strangulation, Chocking and other serious injuries may occur with horseplay of this item, and young kids are strongly advised not to wear them, or even put them over your heads. enjoy your freedom while it lasts.
Style 1: Charm and Chic ( with the additional plus of no strangulation)
This style is really widely used as you can look neat and tidy, without being strangled by the button on the shirt. As you can see in the picture below, the button is undone. and u can see lennie's very sexy neck.
Style 2: OMG JUST BEEN RAPED!!!!!!!
I dont fancy this style cuz. LOOK AT THE NAME OF IT. Most people do this style when they are frustrated and mad, and they juz tug at their tie in anger. They just look raped. RAPED! looks good on gals tho =)
Style 3: Juz for luffs! Macdonalds lalala
Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.
And on his farm he had some chicks, E-I-E-I-O.
With a chick, chick here,And a chick, chick there,Here a chick, there a chick,Everywhere a chick, chick,
Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.
This is a rare sight among RI students, but occasionally if you'd spot one crazy one, you get some of these time to time. I would rate this style superb in getting laughs, otherwise. not -recommended.
Shorts:
Quote:" Shorts arh, good for your balls, free to dangle and swing closest to primitive clothswear we can get after sarongs and kilts. Print tiger stripes on them , and WAH new and reformed Ri caveboy!"
Style One: Pull my pants down mister.
Low pants. According to many people, it is one factor that would distinguish you from an ordinary dude to and EX-trodinary poot. Yes pun included. This is one style that gives you the most freedom, for your babys to sway and shake. Not only does this style gives and optical illusion that your taller, its makes your lower body look smaller and your upper body bigger. Making you look bigger, more macho, more manly, more incredible.
Downside? Girls like tight asses, according to jingwen, This style makes your ass seeem non-existent, and your pros-terior would look flappy and extremely saggys. Last thing you would wan't would be chicks asking you where your ass went.
"ass-less creep"
Style 2 : Squeeze me hard and high.
On the contrary, this style is almost the exact opposite of style one. The shorts is worn above the belly button, and tight fit. This is one heck of a great way to wear your belows, as its replicates the skin-tight spandex suits people are wearing now. Underwears are not needed as support is given by the shorts itself. A real 2-in-one. Recommended for people who are TIGHT-strapped on cash.
Patrons of this styles? Sexae brave mooks who wan to show their nice hot round ass to the world. =)
Author: Jason =)