Thursday, September 14, 2006

Singapore has crazy roads.

i think a ride home in the mrt is more peaceful than taking a ride back in my dad's car, albeit longer. holy hell, here's some of the stuff you'll hear and feel when you try doing the heart-stopping act of driving through a bunch of retarded non-signal-showing, slow-as-a-snail-moving drivers in Geylang, when its peak hours.

me:...
dad: this guy, moving so slowly, hai.
beep,beep.
dad:why is that guy leaving such a big gap(between him and the car in front)?

silence for a moment.

BEEP! BEEEEEEEEP!

dad: BLOODY IDIOT!

[tyre screeching sounds]
me:...[my balls are scared off]

dad:now the taxi drivers, really damn one kind. stop in the middle of the road again.
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
dad:bloody hell, shit you la. horn at me some more.

BEEEEEEP! BEEEEP!

dad: this guy turn dont know how to show signal, bloody hell.

me: errrr.. yeah.


that is really not very pleasant. but exhilarating. you should try it one day. Geylang is best for hthis sort of stuff. wow. but luckily, no vulgarities. (:

8:48 PM<3

The 4 crazy guys

NAME:
Daniel
Elias
Jason
Lennie

BIRTHDAY:
Daniel:1st July
Elias:20th July
Jason:10th June
Lennie:5th July
woa we're all born in july EXCEPT JASON=P wooo

AGE:14

SCHOOL:RAFFLES INSITUTION

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Elias

This cool guy with funky hair wears his pants like a skirt(accounting for the number of wedgies/pants pulled down) is considered serious in our rocker group. But this hottie is probably crazier than you. But sometimes he is too hot hot until chaotah. Thus accounting for his red lobster appearance.



Jason

This zilian brand-conscious money spender can be nice a lot of the time. But he's zilian. So be careful. Don't help him take a photo of his biceps if he asks you to. He has curly hair and looks like an angmoh. Makes him hot with girls(hopefully). IM STRAIGHT IM STRAIGHT IM STRAIGHT SCREW ELIAS IM STRAIGHT str88888888.



Daniel

On first look, this guy looks in shape. In a really round shape. This steady pom pi pi guy looks cute and cuddly, but beware of his gregariousness. He might just go next to you, and give you a mighty wedgie that makes you wish you'd never been born. He's a real FFFer. Friendly, fit and funnaye.



Lennie

So skinny and muscular he could pose for Kid's Health, the cousin magazine of Men's Health. His six-pac could crush your head into an hexagon. Is a failure at making jokes. However, a real jack of all trades. Get him to write you a three-thousand word essay on crapping, or help you fix a toilet pipe. Or whatever. He can do it all, cause he's da man.