Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Dear Diary :
How have y'all been these incoming holidays? I've received many viewers msn to tell us that we need to post?

What are we your FOC clowns ? Why do we have to listen to you. A blog should be a reflection of our inner feelings, our deepest desires, our consumate love- okay this is out. HAH, now y'all lucky, our deepest desire is to make a smile on all our happy readers' faces'. Imagine the joy we get when we receive encouraging tags, supportive messages, or even a warm pat on a back. SO here it goes. Our joint entry to our beloved diary (:.



JASON

Sup Bruddas and Sista's, Did you notice that every day you come to our blog. You realise something is different.

What is?

The numbers on the hit counter.

The taggers.

and a sense of despair in deep down in the deep recesses of your cranium.

WHERE IS MY DAILY DOSE OF INTERE-ESTING DICK DIARY love?!

WHERE?

Ho! You've fell for our ploy ^^. Helping our hits as you come back everyday to check. 'OMG HAS JASON POSTED OMG YAY! ' But sullenly going to the top right coner of your tiny PC screen to press the red 'X' ZI BEI

I know what you think we are.

Comparing us to a ..... a soda can that has gone flat, you keep drinking, hoping there is some fizz left in the concoction. But the last drop confirms what you've suspected all along. The fun is gone.


WELL your mistaken m'boys and m'gals.

WE the dick diary crew have just been buying our time. ;)


So Me and Lennie went bowling with the other ruggers. This is what gave lennie his 4 strikes i .

His socks!
Those socks from the SICC bowling centre cost 1.50 but they give you mystical powers!..trust me.
He can score strikes from the stance. C'mon lol.
Anyway he was on a frigging rampage, and even did a PETER-CROUCH imitation dance after his spree of strikes. LOL
ROBOT DANCE
'Nice socks'
"They are really comfy!!!!"




DAMN JASON'S COOLER THAN LENNIE XP


HOHO I TOOK OVER THE RUNNING OF MY GRANNYS ROLEX>< Thanks elias im ZILIAN yippe!. But it doesn't look veri nice anyway.Just for show.


Well something interesting, today Daniel tried to spit on me all because i called him a FATTY.
Thanks to my rugby- honed extra fast , sub terrestrial reflexes, i dodged it with skill and grace!

GOOD JOB DANIEL.XPP

Okay enuff of this crap. TATA FOR NOW X)

LENNIE

MAN... Lennie is back, hah after a rampage round of bowling... alliteration haha. firstly, the photos are supposed to look nerdy and at the same time funny. so ENJOY, though that is just lennie the clown. lennie the emo, lennie the crap and lennie the dumb or wateva hasn't surfaced. haha, maybe later on. on a side note, the socks are quite good, it brought me to greater heights, i thrashed jason in bowling and marcus too, though bryan and joel ( experienced people) were just too high there... well, jason too wished he could ''PULL UP HIS SOCKS''. Marcus too i guess (=

kay back to business. (:

today we were just too bored on this mundane morning. zzz i keep using mundane morning.. cause its alliteration. so sorry (:well, Lennie slept for an hour during chinese lesson. when the teacher told the class and a sleeping me that the people who failed to pass up stuff had to stay in class, the whole class zoomed out and in like less than a second, they went with the wind. zzz And so there was lennie snoozing on the table. man... haha good thing i woke up just in time before he came to me and instinctively i dashed out the class. whack the door open and boomed. bye bye You Lao Shi (:

and during history lesson, mmhmm... we drew some dumb stuff to keep the boredom away haha.

here they are:

no need to explain this drawings. ill let them speak for themselves (:

a picture tells a thousand words eh.?

mmhmm, yes we got back our class photos, and surely DD crew will post something on it. (: dont get offended if you people in the photo see this. its just to inject fun into this post (: just like my socks. see im so sporting, but of cause one thing is for sure, im naturally cooler than jason. thats why he has to demean my nature with such photos.. i gladly oblige him that day (: yea.

theres more to come from Lennie. but i think tomorrow. i feel sian right now..



hou.

i see it
yes i see it!
its the man
DAN THE MAN
woooo
i haven been posting and been under fire from toots such as jason for nt posting);
anyways I'M POSTING:)
yay
sian now school is a bloody waste of time
and as time passes things come to past,
nothing gold will stay
jason's wedgieing has lost its sharpness to RIPPPPP underwear in one big swipe.
lennie has started to lose hair....
elias has too much hair....
and daniel is talking too much cock now....
ohwels hope this starts a new revival in dick diarieng/diarying/diarieing/"diarig"<<--jason's spelling

however now got nth to post);
and probably once hols come this diary will go inactive
hopefully not!
thats why we are here to revive it! and
hopefully some good dick diarying will come of it!
yea lets go d' d' lets go!
LETS GO D' D' LETS GO!

xD

7:46 PM<3

The 4 crazy guys

NAME:
Daniel
Elias
Jason
Lennie

BIRTHDAY:
Daniel:1st July
Elias:20th July
Jason:10th June
Lennie:5th July
woa we're all born in july EXCEPT JASON=P wooo

AGE:14

SCHOOL:RAFFLES INSITUTION

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Elias

This cool guy with funky hair wears his pants like a skirt(accounting for the number of wedgies/pants pulled down) is considered serious in our rocker group. But this hottie is probably crazier than you. But sometimes he is too hot hot until chaotah. Thus accounting for his red lobster appearance.



Jason

This zilian brand-conscious money spender can be nice a lot of the time. But he's zilian. So be careful. Don't help him take a photo of his biceps if he asks you to. He has curly hair and looks like an angmoh. Makes him hot with girls(hopefully). IM STRAIGHT IM STRAIGHT IM STRAIGHT SCREW ELIAS IM STRAIGHT str88888888.



Daniel

On first look, this guy looks in shape. In a really round shape. This steady pom pi pi guy looks cute and cuddly, but beware of his gregariousness. He might just go next to you, and give you a mighty wedgie that makes you wish you'd never been born. He's a real FFFer. Friendly, fit and funnaye.



Lennie

So skinny and muscular he could pose for Kid's Health, the cousin magazine of Men's Health. His six-pac could crush your head into an hexagon. Is a failure at making jokes. However, a real jack of all trades. Get him to write you a three-thousand word essay on crapping, or help you fix a toilet pipe. Or whatever. He can do it all, cause he's da man.