Friday, October 06, 2006
I am writing this post to applaud Lennie our dear rocker on being such a real MENG NAN ( brave man crudely trans. )
So it goes like this .... tralalalalalaa
Lennis went to the library with all of us to STUDY. He met his church friend he did not know. And sat next to her.
HE DID SOMETHING UNEXPECTED . HE CHATTED HER UP ^^
Lennie: Hey what sch are you from.
XY: ChungCheng
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(shall not be revealed )
We went to LongJohnSilver .
Me: ' Lennie i dare you to ask the lady to give us bigger fish. basket the picture so goddamn big, give us so damn small. SCAM US LAH.!'
Elias : '*sniggers* i bet lennie dun dare'
Lennies : " i show u , i'd do anything for food '
The fish chronicles =)
" Can we have 2 Combo 1 "
"that will be (3.6 x 2 = 7.30 ) 7.30 each. "
*she roughly pushes two trays of trashy looking fishes up* 'they look malnourished even when dead'
'Aunty can i have a bigger fish, these two why so small, other customer you give so big "
" all same wan lah! all standaaaarrrrd!"
*manager walks in*
'excuse me sir, the fish all come in standard size, we gave you the biggest we had'
'but i wan bigger!'
*fyi got 4 fishes*
'why 1 big 3 small,aunty u see these 2 fish diffrent size, where got standard, can i have both big instead of 1 big 1 small'
'but..but... OKAY..*turns around and puts 2 bigger fishes ont eh plate*
'aunty why still so small'
'sir this is our biggest, we gave you the bigger we had, all standard size one (how contradictory) '
'can i have all 4 big fishes * gestures to me* my friend also. *i blush like some baboon ass* '
'sir, we really have no bigger fishes, sorry sir, "
*both manager and cashier looking damn pissed*
'FINE LAH!"
stomps back to seat.
So it goes like this .... tralalalalalaa
Lennis went to the library with all of us to STUDY. He met his church friend he did not know. And sat next to her.
HE DID SOMETHING UNEXPECTED . HE CHATTED HER UP ^^
Lennie: Hey what sch are you from.
XY: ChungCheng
.
.
.
.
.
(shall not be revealed )
We went to LongJohnSilver .
Me: ' Lennie i dare you to ask the lady to give us bigger fish. basket the picture so goddamn big, give us so damn small. SCAM US LAH.!'
Elias : '*sniggers* i bet lennie dun dare'
Lennies : " i show u , i'd do anything for food '
The fish chronicles =)
" Can we have 2 Combo 1 "
"that will be (3.6 x 2 = 7.30 ) 7.30 each. "
*she roughly pushes two trays of trashy looking fishes up* 'they look malnourished even when dead'
'Aunty can i have a bigger fish, these two why so small, other customer you give so big "
" all same wan lah! all standaaaarrrrd!"
*manager walks in*
'excuse me sir, the fish all come in standard size, we gave you the biggest we had'
'but i wan bigger!'
*fyi got 4 fishes*
'why 1 big 3 small,aunty u see these 2 fish diffrent size, where got standard, can i have both big instead of 1 big 1 small'
'but..but... OKAY..*turns around and puts 2 bigger fishes ont eh plate*
'aunty why still so small'
'sir this is our biggest, we gave you the bigger we had, all standard size one (how contradictory) '
'can i have all 4 big fishes * gestures to me* my friend also. *i blush like some baboon ass* '
'sir, we really have no bigger fishes, sorry sir, "
*both manager and cashier looking damn pissed*
'FINE LAH!"
stomps back to seat.