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stupid computer everytime i bang it it restarts. HP shud make a compters for super strong peeps man says:
can u help me blog
stupid computer everytime i bang it it restarts. HP shud make a compters for super strong peeps man says:
please
Okay on account on our dear rugger Jason, I shall help him post one blog post.
(dunno why he is so busy, maybe he chatting wif chiobus while I am doing all the slave work)
Let us take a peek into Jason's daily life, shall we?
Jason and Elias and Yanwei and Leonard live in a small smelly corner in a classroom.
And, here are some daily matters that happen in this rotten little place:
1.) Smelly shoes and socks
2.) Burps and farts
3.) Picnics
4.) WEDGIES
5.) ZzzZ.zzzZZ umhumhuh??...mm zzz
6.) DOTA!!!!!
Smelly shoes and socks:
As most of you all innocent readers out there may think that Jason and Elias are 2 nice sportsmen who are mature, yet sometimes peevish little schoolboys, well, I am here to prove you WRONG by telling you the habits of these 2 spastards in class.
Jason, the spastard, will remove his shoes and socks for some unknown reason in class, and will suddenly lift them up to his nose, and inhale deep breaths from them. Picture a drug addict inhaling glue. Now replace the sick looking addict with a muscular rugger. And replace that bag of glue with a smelly sock or shoe. That is what our celebrated rugger does when nobody is watching (except me). After that, he will try to spread this morally and hygienically unacceptable behavior to his fellow classmates, Yanwei and Elias. Elias, his henchman, obviously will obey his orders, but Yanwei, the righteous freedom fighter, shall not let his honour and dignity be destroyed by smelling some retards's smelly sock. Once, he hung Jason's sock on the window. Serve Jason right.
Now, let us proceed on to another unhygienic practice that happens daily. This is the terrible burping and farting of our friend Elias and occasionally, Jason. Elias burps like mad everyday and inserts a fart in between every 2 burps, making him a stink machine, adding on to the pollution caused by Jasons shoes and socks. There are 4 ways to find out whether Elias or Jason had just farted/burped or not.
1.) Are the windows open? If yes, this means either Elias has considerately opened the windows to let the foul pollutants out of the class, or Yanwei is trying desperately to survive the poisonous cloud by inhaling fresh air.
2.) Is the air foul and not fit for human use? If yes, this means Elias/Jason has farted. And you, having taken large mouthfuls of this toxic gas, better write your will soon as not much people have survived this terrible torture.
3.) Is Jason yelling to the whole class that Elias has farted, like an air raid siren? If yes, there is a 50/50 chance of whether Elias has farted, because Jason does the same even if he himself farts, and frames Elias.
4.) Is there terrible, vulgar cursing from the asshole, Yanwei, “Which f**king chee**i has just f**king farted in this f**king classroom?” If yes, most likely either Jason or Elias just farted.
Picnics:
After being exposed to so much stink/filth/dirt from just now, let us proceed to something much more lighthearted, less cruel and enjoyable. This is the mini-picnic held at the back of the class.
Food is usually brought to class by Jason, but sometimes gobstoppers will be supplied by Yanwei and occasionally Leonard will bring bundles of FOX sweets and lollipops.
This all started when Jason brought a lot of wangwang crackers to class and start gobbling them up in class.
This was followed up by Ovaltine sweets. Yanwei could not resist the tremendous temptation the little brown milo-tasting sweet offered, and begs Jason like a slave for them. 
Picnics are usually carried out right under the nose of our ought-to-get-deported-to-china-mother-tongue-teacher-you-liang as his lessons are just too freaking boring.
WEDGIES!!!!
Nothing beats a boring morning with a nice WEDGIE up your ass!!! (For more information on what wedgies are, please refer to the prev prev post which is a guide on wedgies) Wedgieing is a daily affair between Jason, Yanwei and Elias. Actually, there is an ongoing wedgie war between Yanwei and Jason, while Elias sits on the fence and takes a neutral stance as he does not enjoy being multi-targeted. Yanwei, usually ready to defend his precious underwear from the smelly hands of Jason, pwns Jason upside down in the war as he is rather prepared to face Jasons onslaughts.
However, you all people out there, you must learn the origins of this great war don't you?
It all started on a nice bright morning when Jasons filthy hands were itching for someone to wedgie. Meanwhile, Yanweis shirt was tucked out and he decided to lay his hands on him. Yanwei limps away with his ass hurting like some mother while Jason laughs evilly.
Yanwei, feeling sad, decides to give Jason an equal dose of his medicine, and here is an actual recording of what happened in Yanwei's counterattack.
Yanwei:"Jason, can stand up? ”
Jason:"Why ”
Yanwei:"You sitting on my pen ”
Jason:"What pen?”
Yanwei:"The pilot G2 one u b*tch, you better give me back”
Jason:"k I stand up you look for it.”
Yanwei:"STAND UP LA!!!”
Jason:"Faster take it la, I need to finish this worksheet ... F**KKKKKK!!!!!!!!! THAT ASSHOLE WEDGIED ME!!!!"