Thursday, December 14, 2006
13 Dec 06, 21:14anon: please post. been waiting for updates.
Sigh i guess i have to post again. This time i shall do it entirely in red. Well the reason why i am not posting, its because personally i find it a chore, well the things i do for you guys....
I have been doing some pretty interesting stuff, help catch a theif , went to japan , plane troubles. The usual cool stuff that follows me around i guess.
Have any of your ever caught a theif? most of you probably never even seen a theif, thieved, or got theived. How about an OLD THEIF.
That day i was out at centre point with my aunt and granny accopanying them to buy winter clothes, as they were going to japan too. Just that they were there to Ski, so they needed some ski-pants blah blah bleargh.
As i went up the escalator with my Grandmother, cousin, and lil brother in tow, there was a loud, commotion below. Two old security guards were chanting into their walkie talky and pointed at my direction. ' i think those old fogeys were actually talking to each other. Pretty dumbifying. when your 20cm from the other guy.
Now where was i , in my story? Oh yeah thanks for telling me, the escalator.... An old women, probabaly around her late 60s was just SPRINTING up the escalator with such vigor, pretty incredible. She pushed my cousin, the latter moved up a step , she shoved her again and started STRIPPING AS SHE RAN. 'Siao women so blooody rude' my ever-so-vocal ahmah ejaculates.
I have seen enough lame run-of-the-mill movies where this spy gets the disc containing infomation on plans to dominate the world and is running away from the bad guys, I KNEW that this was certainly a theft - classic abeit singaporean and more...hmmm more SENIOR participants.
TEARING off her black jacket was a white blouse, and that old suspected-theif ran down a exit shaft. I contemplated giving chase, being such a big , muscular, powerful, swift, deft, ME. I was afraid that if i stopped her, i would accidentally kill her, . BAH stop laughing!!!! FINE the real reason- i was afraid that i was wrong and she was not a theif, end up like a gundu and so paiseh if i catch her.
''Ah peh security who looks older thaan the theif " runs up the escalator and looks around lost. Figurin that i might help i pointed to the hallway and told him where she went and that she was wearing white. not black.
2 minutes later. they emerge , with the old lady staring at the ground clutching her hands. saying 'I NVR TAKE ANYTHING..x6 "
ok thats the theif story.
Japan story
So japan was a thriller. My first thought of japan are the toilets. It lets u take a dump, sprays ur ass, dries it. Its like a carwash, hmm buttwash.
Aeroplane there was smoooth, slept most of the way tho. transit at tokyo, took a domestic flight to hokkaido. Its bleeding COLD down therre. the biting wind ran thru my jeans with easy.... In the tour bus, the tour guide introduced himself as roy and...later to come. we came to discover him as a terrific tour guide with a witty sense of humour. * like me*
Food in japan is okay i guess. Salmon. How many of your think its DELICIOUS, hmmm HIGH CLASSED if your like it. and EXPENSIVE?
Come to japan and you realise. IT SUCKS, THEIR CHEAPEST FISH, AND AINT HIGH CLASS AT ALL.
Steamboat in japanese is pronounced as 'nabei' SERIOUS!
Crab in japanese is "kanina" I SWEAR I AINT LYING
We have crab steamboat almost everyday.. as hokkaido is famous for the steam boat.
SO the waitress : " Sumi ma sei ! -simi ma sian, Kaninabei" as she lays the steamboat on our table. hilarious.
I went snowmobiling and got to drive a snowmobile alone, Pretty much like motorcycle. I almost froze as it snowed very heavily as we journeyed up the mountian trail for 1 hour. I swopped 2 pairs of gloves twice, but no difffernce the snow still managed to creep in and melt, and then FREEZE. freezing my fricking fingers.
This couple behind me, omg The man sucked in driving, and it almost seemed deliberate as he literrally crashed into snowpiles and got stuck at every bend, thus slowing the 20+ convoy of snowmobile. Try snowmobling, but trust me it aint cheap.
SAMPLES . Japan people are extremely gregorious. i hate my brother he is an asshole i hate him to the core. piece of shit. fat transfat asshole
sorry, that asshole just maphacked on stadard and got me banned F*T U!piece of shit
Plane ride home was rocky, with alot of turbulence. almost landed at kuala lumpur due to the weather. damn scary. the pilot cannot even talk proper english.
finally i want to end this post by saying
jasper is a piece of shit, dont maphack on bnet
Sigh i guess i have to post again. This time i shall do it entirely in red. Well the reason why i am not posting, its because personally i find it a chore, well the things i do for you guys....
I have been doing some pretty interesting stuff, help catch a theif , went to japan , plane troubles. The usual cool stuff that follows me around i guess.
Have any of your ever caught a theif? most of you probably never even seen a theif, thieved, or got theived. How about an OLD THEIF.
That day i was out at centre point with my aunt and granny accopanying them to buy winter clothes, as they were going to japan too. Just that they were there to Ski, so they needed some ski-pants blah blah bleargh.
As i went up the escalator with my Grandmother, cousin, and lil brother in tow, there was a loud, commotion below. Two old security guards were chanting into their walkie talky and pointed at my direction. ' i think those old fogeys were actually talking to each other. Pretty dumbifying. when your 20cm from the other guy.
Now where was i , in my story? Oh yeah thanks for telling me, the escalator.... An old women, probabaly around her late 60s was just SPRINTING up the escalator with such vigor, pretty incredible. She pushed my cousin, the latter moved up a step , she shoved her again and started STRIPPING AS SHE RAN. 'Siao women so blooody rude' my ever-so-vocal ahmah ejaculates.
I have seen enough lame run-of-the-mill movies where this spy gets the disc containing infomation on plans to dominate the world and is running away from the bad guys, I KNEW that this was certainly a theft - classic abeit singaporean and more...hmmm more SENIOR participants.
TEARING off her black jacket was a white blouse, and that old suspected-theif ran down a exit shaft. I contemplated giving chase, being such a big , muscular, powerful, swift, deft, ME. I was afraid that if i stopped her, i would accidentally kill her, . BAH stop laughing!!!! FINE the real reason- i was afraid that i was wrong and she was not a theif, end up like a gundu and so paiseh if i catch her.
''Ah peh security who looks older thaan the theif " runs up the escalator and looks around lost. Figurin that i might help i pointed to the hallway and told him where she went and that she was wearing white. not black.
2 minutes later. they emerge , with the old lady staring at the ground clutching her hands. saying 'I NVR TAKE ANYTHING..x6 "
ok thats the theif story.
Japan story
So japan was a thriller. My first thought of japan are the toilets. It lets u take a dump, sprays ur ass, dries it. Its like a carwash, hmm buttwash.
Aeroplane there was smoooth, slept most of the way tho. transit at tokyo, took a domestic flight to hokkaido. Its bleeding COLD down therre. the biting wind ran thru my jeans with easy.... In the tour bus, the tour guide introduced himself as roy and...later to come. we came to discover him as a terrific tour guide with a witty sense of humour. * like me*
Food in japan is okay i guess. Salmon. How many of your think its DELICIOUS, hmmm HIGH CLASSED if your like it. and EXPENSIVE?
Come to japan and you realise. IT SUCKS, THEIR CHEAPEST FISH, AND AINT HIGH CLASS AT ALL.
Steamboat in japanese is pronounced as 'nabei' SERIOUS!
Crab in japanese is "kanina" I SWEAR I AINT LYING
We have crab steamboat almost everyday.. as hokkaido is famous for the steam boat.
SO the waitress : " Sumi ma sei ! -simi ma sian, Kaninabei" as she lays the steamboat on our table. hilarious.
I went snowmobiling and got to drive a snowmobile alone, Pretty much like motorcycle. I almost froze as it snowed very heavily as we journeyed up the mountian trail for 1 hour. I swopped 2 pairs of gloves twice, but no difffernce the snow still managed to creep in and melt, and then FREEZE. freezing my fricking fingers.
This couple behind me, omg The man sucked in driving, and it almost seemed deliberate as he literrally crashed into snowpiles and got stuck at every bend, thus slowing the 20+ convoy of snowmobile. Try snowmobling, but trust me it aint cheap.
SAMPLES . Japan people are extremely gregorious. i hate my brother he is an asshole i hate him to the core. piece of shit. fat transfat asshole
sorry, that asshole just maphacked on stadard and got me banned F*T U!piece of shit
Plane ride home was rocky, with alot of turbulence. almost landed at kuala lumpur due to the weather. damn scary. the pilot cannot even talk proper english.
finally i want to end this post by saying
jasper is a piece of shit, dont maphack on bnet